“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is AI helping you write headlines that are practically clickable? 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026After 5 years of complaining about poor signal on my phone to no one in particular, a Giffgaff tech support guy suggested I buy a £1 SIM card and port my number over. It took 8 minutes. I now have full 5G signal and eternal shame for not asking for help sooner. 121
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My dog is sulking because he isn’t allowed anymore treats 100
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I understand why you can’t have “shake to wake” as your slogan on a can but “and her pulp” is no good either. 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I swear Savage Garden never sounded this Australian when I was a teen #totp 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I fall for every single one of these every time. It may be the only reason I am still on Bluesky. 030
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My partner is on the way home on the tube with a Toby jug #wednesday 110
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I keep reading it but it’s not making any more sense #oldoakcommon #timeout 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Genuinely incensed that Basil Crumbwick hasn’t been nominated for the prize at #edfringe. Sitting here just quietly unravelling at the injustice. Shaking my fist at the sky and saying “Ooh Basil!” in Basil’s voice. 000
Reposted by “Elise”👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026People be criticising the BBC for not screening edgy new comedy but they low-key be dropping content like this: 14525146
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I went to see a magic show today by Ben Hart and the final trick was so surprising and beautiful and odd that I burst into tears. #edfringe is such a weird and brilliant thing 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Listening to The Castle by Jon Ronson on the way to Edinburgh to see a castle playing this castle game 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Gid just put Brush Strokes on when Congo is on another channel and sometimes I don’t think I know him at all. 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A distracted grumpy Frank from Vicar of Dibley doing archaeology was not my overriding memory of Fifth Element but from now on I think it will be. 220
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026As long as I don’t need to move the cursor to the right everything is going to be jusssst fine 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The problem with series 1 of Ludwig was that the only real puzzle was working out which of the guest stars was *technically* the most famous and therefore the murderer (à la Murder, She Wrote). 100
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ferris Bueller: “Because I was sick of boys telling me how great it was long before you, a boy, started telling me how great it was”. 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Very relieved the AI bubble is bursting (in slow slow motion) but annoyed it won’t change things in the TV industry where we have always been wonderful at making the end product look good in hindsight (usually by changing the metric by which we measure success or just pocketing the cash profit 110
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This feels like an unduly scathing caption for a photo 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026There should have been a warning from the continuity announcer about this #bryanadams #totp 021
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Watched a film tonight and this is one of the first search terms that comes up when you look it up :/ 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Ok this government eclipse strategy hasn’t worked at all I’m still really hot. 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Couldn’t remember why I couldn’t remember the eclipse in 1999 but I am now quite suddenly struck by the intense sense memory of how boring I found it. 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 11/08/2026What in the living name of fuckery have they done to these??? 100
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Caught my mother feeding the dogs beetroot and not telling anyone else who walks them that she had done that… 020
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026#worldcup half extra time showstatic.klipy.comArrested Development: Gob's Knife MagicALT: Arrested Development: Gob's Knife Magic 041
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Send BTS and the Muppets back on to finish the game in extra time #worldcup 041
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Do you think The Count was a last minute ironic commentary on the score? #worldcup 000
Reposted by “Elise”Anthony Dhanendran @dhanendran.co.uk · 19/07/2026"In the 51st minute, no goals. In the 52nd minute, no goals. In the 53rd minute, no goals. In the 54th minute, no goals. In the 55th minute, no goals. In the 56th minute, no goals. In the 57th minute, no goals. In the 58th minute, no goals. In the 59th minute, no goals..." 021
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My mother has just texted me “Foul!” It’s like I’m there #worldcup 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Always suspected the muppets would be pro Corbyn #worldcup 100
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I hope he’s filming something. One time I was filming something on the street with a crew and he was going past and just came and watched for a bit which was super distracting for me and probably made it look like we were filming something good which we weren’t. 040
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I always thought the actual title of this sculpture was pretty satirical already. 110
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I turned off the last episode of Strong Message Here after a few minutes because I was genuinely too worried about Armando’s health to enjoy it and had been low level fretting since then. I am a doofus. (Scroll to 28 mins) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...bbc.co.ukStrong Message Here - Doing Politics Differently (with Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie) - BBC SoundsPhil Wang is joined by Pierre Novellie for the last episode before a summer break. 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I’ve never believed the “if you don’t share it the curse will pass to you” until this exact moment. 130
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I didn’t realise The Cure did songs where they just recited the pathology so you could diagnose the illness but it makes sense of their name I guess #totp #catch 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Can’t believe we lost and now have to wait another 60 years for a chance to win #worldcup 010
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Someone is enjoying this somewhere, right? #worldcup 110
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Gid has gone upstairs so I assume it’s not “good football” #worldcup 130
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Thought we were a third of the way through and then realised it could be less than a quarter. 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I really don’t like this hand gesture that means “what? I didn’t do anything!” It just always seem insincere even when it’s legit. (Pics taken at random from Google- I’m a Norwich City fan so have no skin in ANY game) #worldcup 000
“Elise” @pageantmalarkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Pretty sure ITV should have just broadcast this as well #worldcup 010
