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Page Allen

@pageallen.bsky.social
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Head mod of r/conlangs, artist, novelist, cat parent, goofball, they/he

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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A paragon of what it means to leave the world a better place than when you arrived. Rest well ~
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
imagine the vast generational amounts of talent and potential we’ve lost to minecraft.
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Conlangery @conlangery.com · 24/07/2026
What's most problematic is that this just seems like a sort of Hangul-inspired cipher for English. I would of course love if they made a full conlang (perhaps inspired by the languages of cultures they pull from), but this ain't that! This is worse than appropriating Chinese.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Traveling to Copenhagen this week for #LCC12! I and bunch of other moderators from r/conlangs will be doing a forum on Saturday answering questions about the subreddit and conlanging communities in general. If you'd like to a submit a question, check it out here: #conlang
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
it honestly disappoints me that “chardonnay” is spelt like that
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
1 million seconds is 11.5 days. 1 trillion seconds is 32,709 years. obscene.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
what
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
last night i dreamt up a new propaganda technique called the “fuel and wrong argument” where you basically ragebait someone into accepting a false premise.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s Webzine time already? You know it! 🥳 www.zaunajma.com/webzine-june...
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You’ve heard of #Lexember, but have you heard of its less successful younger brother Junexember? Live on r/conlangs: www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/s... #conlang
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as Avridan @as-avridan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Here is a bit of a fashion page about the clothing and customs of the central isles. Apologies for the handwritten notes, trying to use the text function in CSP drove me up the wall.
A large page showing the typical clothing of the central isles, with tiny handwritten notes.Section on coats and cloaks, as well as halflings. Section on the northern influence on fashion in Gheled, and on sleeve perforation.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
dentist: “do you have any questions?” me, mouth full of gauze, unable to feel the left side of my face: “g”
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Your font doesn’t support an extremely obscure set of unicode characters? Brill issue.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
can’t wait for next month. it’s pride, so i’m gonna make all my straight friends buy me a milkshake
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
america used to have real scandals
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
IS TGERE AWAY TO CKEAN YOUR SHOWER WITHOUT FYRING YOUR BRIAN
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“Don’t take it easy on me, kid!” Uvi’s knees felt like solid rock. His feet stung, his arms throbbed, his eyes were covered in dust and sweat, and his blood was as hot as fire. He looked up at his opponent, standing confident over him despite also being a kid. www.zaunajma.com/webzine-may-26
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's time. This time on time! Read about a reigning martial arts champion, the ajma of feeling good, and a really tall monument in this month's Zaun Ajma webzine! www.zaunajma.com/webzine-may-26
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zaunajma.com - Webzine, May 26
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Accidentally wrote a five-page short story for this month’s webzine.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
random question: when you hear “ballplayer,” what’s the first sport you think of?
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
was reading about supermassive black holes at 2am last night because i know what’s good for me
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
you could tell the birds that their notes are pitchy and their rhythm is awkward, or you could listen closely and sing along. 🐥🎶
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
so glad cats are real
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
pretty sure writing a novel is easier than writing that novel’s blurb.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Just published my totally-not-late webzine. Read to learn about a popular beach, a lovestruck girl, and a set of twin spirits that may or may not have ended the world. Enjoy! www.zaunajma.com/webzine-apri...
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zaunajma.com - Webzine, April 26
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s our turn next, USA.
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Scaredyfish 🐟🐡🐠 @scaredy.fish · 09/04/2026
Love this video from @hankgreen.bsky.social - beautiful photos made all the more beautiful when you understand what's going on youtu.be/oaXRREHVkHo?...
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Explaining the Most Important Artemis II Photos
YouTube video by Hank Green
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
can’t believe they made outer space real
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I remember listening to astronaut Victor Glover describing this scene on the live stream. After hours of giving very poetic and detailed descriptions of the moon’s surface, he was completely dumbfounded at this point and just said it looked “sci-fi.” and yeah no he was right.
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#Artemis II - Photo 2 from yesterdays flyby ECLIPSE. April 6, 2026. Totality, beyond Earth. From lunar orbit, the Moon eclipses the Sun, revealing a view few in human history have ever witnessed. Photo: NASA 🚀🌕🌑
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#Artemis II - We have the first image from yesterdays Lunar flyby captured by the crew on Orion EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. 🚀🌕🌍
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
my eyes and ears have been so glued to the moon all day that i didn’t have the focus to finish and publish this month’s Zaun Ajma Webzine. It will come soon. Just late.
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#Artemis II - The crew onboard the Orion are now witnessing a solar eclipse from behind the moon, something nobody from the history of humanity has ever witnessed They may also be able to see other planets such as Venus, Saturn, Mars and Mercury during this experience 🚀🌕🌓🌒🌑
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Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 06/04/2026
Realizing that some of my inexplicable sadness about the Artemis II stuff is that it feels like a trans-dimensional communication from an America that took a different path and chose joy instead of fear and hate.
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
#Artemis II - A beautiful moment from the live feed from Orion Spacecraft, in 5 mins the blackout from Mission Control, the feed captures the spacecraft, dark side of the moon and earth all in one shot 🚀🌕🌍
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
#Artemis II - Orion Spacecraft Crew are T-Minus 55mins until they break the record for the furthest distance humans have ever travelled into space 🚀🌕
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
#Artemis II - Moon Flyby Timings ‼️🌕 2:45pm ET 7:45pm GMT Lunar observations are due to begin 6:45pm ET 11:45pm GMT There will then be a loss of signal 8:45pm EST 1:45am GMT Orion to observe an eclipse where the sun disappears behind the moon. 9:20PM EST 2.20am GMT Lunar observations will end 🚀🌕
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Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 04/04/2026
For everyone wondering when the lunar flyby will be and how you can follow along, it looks like NASA will have live coverage starting at 1 pm ET Monday on YouTube/NASA+
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NASA | ESA Space Updates @nasaupdates.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#Artemis II - New photos from Orion Image 1: One-third of Earth peeking through the window of the Orion capsule Image 2: A full disk image of Earth, The planet is pale blue, swirling with white clouds & glowing lighter blue in place from reflected light. 📷 Credit: Astronaut Reid Wiseman 🚀🌕
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
go go go! 🥲
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i’m beginning to suspect that the best way to get something done is to do it.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
imagine trying to do something simple like, i dunno, converting a PowerPoint to PDF, and a multi-gazillion dollar company like, i dunno, Microsoft, was like "we're actually gonna take ur beautiful high-resolution photos and bork them to high heavens. hope you die." that would be crazy, right?
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
This month's webzine is out! Here, I write about some of the cultures outside of Wistania (the primary setting of my novels), so I'm excited to finally start exploring their lore. www.zaunajma.com/webzine-marc...
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
idk why i keep playing these
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
editing my novel
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
‘night
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
is this about discord?
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
personally, i think we should keep backlashing them.
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
frienemy -> hatemate
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Page Allen @pageallen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
them: “the stock market is doing great!” me, who started investing last year: “ah, i’ve made 11 dollars.”
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