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The Guz XCX

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 3h
Pratt is very good at certain kinds of roles. But he's not a Pitt/Depp who can thrive in almost anything.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 4h
"negative polarization" is such a tired notion, but anyone who works with right wingers knows it's true. They would vote for the ghost of bin Laden before they vote democrat
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 19h
It's almost like it was watered down on purpose to keep people from noticing the very real thing it originally described.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump has that mental illness and it's the #1 reason he's been so successful
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I took Law 101 at a community college & arguments over when you could legally shoot someone in your home would derail almost any lesson.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"There are no unheld opinions" -me
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*deniro voice* You blinding me with science? You blinding me with science? Then who the hell else are you blinding- You blinding -me- with science?!
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love it when my viewing of The Poughkeepsie Tapes is interrupted by an ad for Ninja Luxe Café espresso machines
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is a level of evil in rural Ohio & Pennsylvania that does not exist in West Virginia. Why? Maybe WV has not yet tasted of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump & co have been fantasizing about public executions for years now. If they go through with this, it will be the beginning of something...
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep in mind how much of that DHS money is being skimmed & embezzled.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The softest "akshually" guys you'll ever meet
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Personally, I would not help teach autonomous robots hand-to-hand combat, but 🤷‍♂️
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My unpopular opinion is that Herbert was kind of a try-hard who wanted to seem deep & cryptic. The early books are really good, but some of the "depth" is an illusion.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't wait for maga politicians to angrily attack anyone who suggests this is racist - or weird. As though we all obviously know what he's talking about...
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These cases are more the fault of the state (or Secretary of State) for registering these people to vote. The DMV pressures you to do it. Who's really to.blame?
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He better not sponsor a West German hockey team in 1987
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"What is this? The Algonquin Roundtable?"
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every dollar they save cancelling "woke" programs just gets embezzled. There's no savings. It just goes to RFK's "security" or fraudulently overpriced DC renovations.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nothing in the Bible against it either, so what are you gonna do? 🤷‍♂️
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if Hesgeth knows how few of our military personnel are actual combat troops...
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just had a brilliant idea for a revival of "The Producers"....
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Unrated Priest"
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the leftist version of crypto's "proof of work" argument
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's probably embezzlement too. Like, everyone's skimming everywhere they can.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AM radio is mostly right-wing talk & Sputnik. I wouldn't exactly miss it.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Americans love to pile on a loser and trump has the stink on him
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
White people like to say "my mini-pig talks about the intersection of 'true crime' and parapolitics & I laugh b/c she's just a cute little mini-pig!"
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump's White House is taking credit for Wendy's returning to their old school yellow packaging. 🤷‍♂️
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He wants to run a parallel private government from MAL after destroying all the public facilities in DC
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"enemy of my enemy" logic taken to some arbitrary extreme
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a big deal
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
People have lost the ability to read the room and get mad when you suggest it's a good idea sometimes
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here in NC regular has been locked at $3.99 for months. Everywhere. Once it breaks $4, people are going to freak
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
White people are like "My mini-pig just loves the new churro place in Echo Park."
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But the R remembers your F And the S knows your N
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My coworkers called me unpatriotic because I didn't agree that we should turn the middle east into a sheet of glass 🤷‍♂️
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone begging for the return of "the fairness doctrine" needs to remember who would be enforcing it in 2026
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Renwick will blow your mind folks. All bangers 👍
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mildly funny that 99.99% of the reparations discussion comes from Republicans. No one else is talking about it
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a time and a place for full glam makeup and it's almost never. Sorry fellas. Get off ig
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump is going to sign an EO lowering bond yields, isn't he... 🫩
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am not joking when I say Trump's personal obsession with gold must have something to do with it.
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
White people like to say "My mini-pig misses the Beverly Center"
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The movie is legit funny in 2026
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You will know they/them by their fruits (?!)
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There used to be a lot of people in my hometown with the last name "Raper". No shame in picking a new one. Yes, previous generations of Porns & Rapers will be disappointed in you, but that's life man 🤷‍♂️
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
fr
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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm starting to feel it's all non-jews, not just arabs 😬
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