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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

*deniro voice* You blinding me with science? You blinding me with science? Then who the hell else are you blinding- You blinding -me- with science?!

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I love it when my viewing of The Poughkeepsie Tapes is interrupted by an ad for Ninja Luxe Café espresso machines

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There is a level of evil in rural Ohio & Pennsylvania that does not exist in West Virginia. Why? Maybe WV has not yet tasted of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

White people like to say "my mini-pig talks about the intersection of 'true crime' and parapolitics & I laugh b/c she's just a cute little mini-pig!"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

White people are like "My mini-pig just loves the new churro place in Echo Park."

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

But the R remembers your F And the S knows your N

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

White people like to say "My mini-pig misses the Beverly Center"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

You will know they/them by their fruits (?!)

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

White people like to say "My mini-pig has ARFID"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

White people like to ask "Do you know who else has a mini pig?"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

White people like to say "If Theory is willing to make a size 18 pantsuit they can damn well make one that fits a mini pig!"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

White people like to say "My mini pig is on the Tracy Anderson Method"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I had a dream that there was a new board game called "Darth Checkers", which was basically regular checkers only all the pieces on both side were black.

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Celeb ig is funny bc it's fine dining in Barcelona, the Louvre, haute couture, the Amalfi coast, and then a shot of everyone playing UNO 🙄

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

On vacation I saw an older woman (60+) at the beach, in a chair set up in the surf. And from a distance, I could clearly tell she was reading... The Diary of Anne Frank

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Hear me out... a cuck treadmill

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Came so close to calling someone "Doctor Dictionary" on reddit...

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

When I found out his character's full name was "Will N. Grace" 😳

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

🎶 Almond cream cake in the house tonight Everybody wants to have a good bite And we goin' make your pants so tight Everybody wants to have a good bite 🎶

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Smoking that shit that made Jane err

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Behold, my accomplishment 😎

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I'd rather be an Okefenokee from Muskogefenokee

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

*me, down on one knee* --Honey, will you divorce me?-- *wife, tears in her eyes* -Of course I will you knucklehead- *I slide the rings off her finger and never see or speak to her again*

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

People who call their sports team "we" should not be allowed to vote or get a driver's license

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

"Love Actually" is a Christmas movie

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I called it "my go-go juice" in public 🤦🏻

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

**Trump voice** (enunciating) "A licky...boom boom...down..."

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Olivia Nuzzi: "You are the breeze in desert for me." "My water." "And ocean." "Meant to be only together tiger." Jeffrey Epstein: "...madam, are you familiar with Alvin Toffler?"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Whatever happened to Grover Norquist? He's been awful quiet lately...

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

It's not even a joke that trump will be the president most closely associated with diapers and diarrhea

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

We need an American Paul Kigame

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

It's okay to demonize bad people

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Reading about the Rwandan genocide has made me quietly relieved that I live in a gun culture as opposed to a machete culture.

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

For He maketh His sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Hiding baldness by shaving your entire head down to the skin is even more cowardly than getting a toupee

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

MC Serch walked so El-P could run

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

It should be legal to throw batteries at doge employees

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Prediction - Ghislane Maxwell will be a guest speaker at #cpac in 2026

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

If I ever get tricked into buying a beach house I will call it "Littoral Stimulation"

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

World's most uncomfortable cuck chair. Almost not worth it.

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Grok, is "Jugs out July" real? Grok, where do people celebrate "Jugs out July"? Grok, write a short dramatic monologue in which a man tries to convince a woman that "Jugs out July" is a real thing

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The Guz XCX @paco-button.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

New cubicles at work have RTX reflections and volumetric lighting. Everything stutters if I spin my chair too fast, but it's fine if you stay still.

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