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@packofsnakes.bsky.social
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
*slithers into hospital*, *hisses to receptionist*, *hisses to doctor*, *looks at crying snake wife*
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
What his number (or they I don’t judge)
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
What’s his number haha
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This account is so back
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
AI is trying to steal my job.
Robot snake toy
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Short mf lmao
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
HELP THEY TRAPPED ME IN THIS CD AND SOME WEIRD GIRL BOUGHT ME
Hand holding private music cd by deftones
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I’m running out of snake jokes can you pretend this is funny
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I just looked up big snake on Google without safe search on. Needless to say, I’m disappointed in you.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Something something something I’m a snake
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
No IM a snake
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I always feel like a dragon sitting on a pile of gold, just without the wings.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Snakes are NOT hot. We are DEADLY. You should be SCARED of us.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Don’t eat snakes then????
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
It is!
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
What’s their number?
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Nah you should see how that guy gets after 2 beers, most dangerous mf ever.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Does anyone know a good snake oil seller? I need some for my skin.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
They’re not a REAL snake
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Snake yaoi
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Yeah?
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Adopt a snake today, we could use a home
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Quit snitching
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I really appreciate deftones making jobs for snakes with private music! People don’t tend to give snakes jobs anymore due to the stigma around is injecting people with venom.
Album cover for “private music” by “deftones.” White snake on green background
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Slander.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Same
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Bro where did you get that fit lowk
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Nah I’d just eat them lowk
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That red snake kinda
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You should’ve chosen a snake
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is what I would look like if I was blue
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Good news
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Human legs are so inefficient.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I remember doing this lol. Oh the memories.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Finally, this stigma is so fucking annoying.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I got clickbaited
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Venom.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I hope I get to.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You’ll never find me
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Forgot alt text: 1 bird sitting on an electrical wire, picture taken from ground
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I’ll get you one day
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I HATE AVIATION
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
HE WONT ANSWER ME
Panicked black bird in man’s hand, photo is blurry.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Are you hitting on a snake?
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Why isn't my face ID working?
Face ID settup menu, but a snake is attempting to use it.
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Funny joke where the punchline is that I’m a snake
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Yea
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Thank you! Anyway, 20 tickets for saw please!
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Cool haha… you should do top 5 snakes, just an idea tho haha…
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Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I am not 20 snakes in a trench coat.
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