Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025*slithers into hospital*, *hisses to receptionist*, *hisses to doctor*, *looks at crying snake wife* 100
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2025HELP THEY TRAPPED ME IN THIS CD AND SOME WEIRD GIRL BOUGHT ME 010
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I’m running out of snake jokes can you pretend this is funny 050
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I just looked up big snake on Google without safe search on. Needless to say, I’m disappointed in you. 010
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Snakes are NOT hot. We are DEADLY. You should be SCARED of us. 110
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Does anyone know a good snake oil seller? I need some for my skin. 020
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025I really appreciate deftones making jobs for snakes with private music! People don’t tend to give snakes jobs anymore due to the stigma around is injecting people with venom. 040
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Imagine having a digital footprint. Couldn’t be me, I have a digital line in the sand. 030
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025SNAKE speaks PERFECT Mandarin at restaurant … Japanese waitress CONFUSED as hell ‼️ 041
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025If you have a nut allergy, I’m coming for you specifically. 230
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Eating my own tail right now. This has to be symbolic of SOMETHING. 130
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 30/07/2025What people don’t seem to realise is that the size and length of the snake isn’t what’s important, it’s about the quality of the kill and how fast you get the venom out. 030
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I would like to say on behalf of all snakes, the “only a spoonful” vine is very comical. 050
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Did you know that snakes have been reported to climb up toilets? If you’re on the toilet right now, turn around. 130
Snakes @packofsnakes.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I could kill that stupid motherfucker in an instant, okay. Fucking piece of shit. 060
