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Fast 'n' Bulbous

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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 10h
its clearly fake. are you stupid or something?
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 11h
LOL
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15h
I'd bet money most if not all the pathetic flame throwers in the comments here don't even vote. Get absolutely bent, you fucking losers.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15h
you're very stupid
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15h
any of you idiots ever work in retail? you think the same sku is going to exist after 20 years? can i sell you a fucking bridge?
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
She’s gone by the weekend? Right? Otherwise this is just going to get more hilarious.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
fuck this guy
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"If this doesn't wake you up, then nothing can." he says, while posting to a giant echo chamber.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"I hope this is true" It's not. So you are, in fact, a gullible dipshit.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
calling them antisemites just tells us you're a fucking hack. go fuck yourself, you zionist suckup.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
look i know halloween is almost here but lets not get carried away ok?
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Its pretty obvious to anyone with a moderately functioning brain that this dude is just milking his time in the spotlight. All bark, not much bite. He's MAGA. But hey, if these assholes wanna eat eachother alive, who am I to get in the way?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I like how his gravied brain got him confused with the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana 29 years ago but now he has to retcon that with some fake explanation and the press has to just pretend like this is normal racism and not Alzheimer's racism.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
a trump official lied. shocked to the core i tell you.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
and people wonder why she fucking lost? LOL
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sorry, but this is the reality. Widely reported and debunked. Let's not join MAGA in spreading bullshit. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
motherjones.com
Drone strikes didn’t take out a Russian bot farm, but we were primed to believe it
A viral rumor illustrates people’s hunger to make sense of the division we see online.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Vivek Ramaswamy’s new Ohio governor ad about property taxes “accidentally” featured a registered sex offender in the background. Vernon Edwards, the husband of the woman featured in the ad, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition involving a child under 13 and served eight years in prison.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Could have saved a lot of text and just said “I’m MAGA”
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Folks, Please report posts like this so they get removed. We don’t need lying sacks of shit trying to influence the elections. This user is not here to help.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're right, but voting should also be strategic. He'll siphon votes from a Dem who might have a chance, instead handing it to a republican. He can't hold that seat on his own. The math just isn't there for him, like it or not. This is why taking a nuanced approach to voting is important.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOL, she can include herself.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
she's what would happen if AI could generate a real life person.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and they should be ELECTED.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No more that 8 year terms. Should be no longer on the bench than a president can remain in office.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I view cults and religions as exactly the same. Sorry if you're a believer and this offends you somehow. I'm really not interested in whatever you feel the need to prove here. Have a good time arguing with someone else.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Republicans, please please please keep this guy on the campaign trail. This is a gift.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
to be completely fair, it's also islam. it is absolutely republicans and evangelical christians. but lets not pretend islam is somehow now great for women. that's ridiculous. there isn't any abrahamic religion that is pro woman. get real.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you are just shilling for MAGA. Fuck off.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's because you are more aligned with MAGA then with anyone on the left. It's your pathetic privilege talking. You're just too dumb to see it.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OK, what is your solution to this problem? Spell it out. Assuming you even have a solution. My first guess is you don't and instead you'll vomit some horseshit about burning the system down from your mom's basement.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe your problem is reading comprehension? you're out here looking like a fucking idiot and doubling down on it. the rest of us read the OP's post.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No plan, Proud grandpa is just like all the rest of this ilk. All bark and no bite. Lots of bellyaching and not a single plan to get what they want. Basically a child's hissy fit. Fucking stupidity and the lack of nuance is what got us here, and what might keep it going for even longer.
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Drew Creasman @drewcreasman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone still telling you that the Dems are just as bad as the fascists is doing fascist propaganda
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can we though, Mark?
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Man Crying Emotionally on Couch
ALT: Man Crying Emotionally on Couch
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rest in piss
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
literally none of what you just wrote is true. LOL. You doomer weirdos are really something.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what, do you think Mike Johnson is going to block the door? LOL.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this (conspiracy) theory tragically underestimates how stupid Trump and his lackeys are. They fail at everything. This whole scheme you have outlined would only work with competent people. They already failed with the first insurrection. Makes for a great engagement post though, right?
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A white man so insulated from the consequences of his vote for Trump that he didn’t have to think about them until someone that was directly affected died literally in front of him gets a write up in the Atlantic that gargles his balls and some of you are gargling in chorus Pathetic
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a fake post that you shared for your own selfish engagement. You’re a crank and your followers are gullible dipshits.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh, nope. The truth is they don't actually regret shit. That's a ruse. You know that, right? And none of them will ever vote for a democrat. They will just leave those parts of the ballot blank or stay home. MAGA voters will be scumbags until their final dirt nap.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even absolute best case scenario, that's not going to happen until 2029 at minimum. Please be real. Educate yourself on why that is a fact and don't get wrapped up in disappointment born of ignorance.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is called a constitutional amendment. Look up what it entails, then remember VOTING is process to get it done. There isn't a shortcut.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NFL fans are complicit. Fuck all y'all.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well he isn't. its a satire account. you'd know this if you weren't such a massively gullible dipshit.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Charles, are you stupid? Jack Kimble is a fake representative. Like he's not real. You know, a satirical account on social media. Maybe you've heard of it.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
another journalistic FAIL. would have been so fucking simple to just ask "impeach her for what?" like how do you fucking suck at your job this much and still have one? no wonder we have this fuckface for president.
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Fast 'n' Bulbous @pachucocadaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Eddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did There
ALT: Eddie Murphy as Akeem: I See What You Did There
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