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Pabst The Physio

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I like to be dark and mysterious. But I'm just blank and confusing. Expect a lot of Arsenal rants. And rants in general. I made this pabstpabst.itch.io/the-iron-jungle

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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
5. Jurrien Timber. Very good player. But he makes decisions at snails pace. 6. Please get Merino into more of a Shadow Striker position and less in the "Do all the running" position.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
3. Could we please check in on Madueke and see if he would be willing to JUST FUCKING DO THE EASY THING PLEASE 4. I know Eze is very good on the ball. But could he also just do the easy thing? And with some pep in his step?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ht thoughts 1: could we, please, just thread it through to Gyokeres on transitions? He's begging for it on every occasion. Just send him? 2. Does Bruno come with some instructions? Perhaps he only works if we're all yelling or doing ear cries?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Medias are lapping up Ronaldos exit. Like "WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!" All the meanwhile, my only wonder is why a 41 year old expect more than rotational gametime.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point I'm just waiting for Pep to do an interview about his time at City, denying ever knowing anything was illegal
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Above that What about Morten Frendrup? What about Mads Bidstrup? What about using Hermansen in goal? You know the guy that has been playing massively when played? I know that this DK side looks somewhat decent. But the anchor players are not anchoring. fbref.com/tiny/RvUvZ
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Player Comparison: Pierre Højbjerg vs. Morten Frendrup vs. Mads Bidstrup vs. Jens Odgaard vs. Mathias Jensen | FBref.com
Player Comparison: Pierre Højbjerg vs. Morten Frendrup vs. Mads Bidstrup vs. Jens Odgaard vs. Mathias Jensen
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jens Odgaard Okay granted, Froholdt is doing a bang-on job as a AM - But what if we had a 6'2" advanced forward, and dropped Froholdt slightly back? Let Hjulmand play as a single pivot DM or as a part or a triple pivot with two more advanced CMs? Just saying
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mathias Jensen I know he's short. But he's so good? I know I know, he's injured right now, and since England broke his fucking leg, he's been in and out of the treatment table on a regular basis. This is more of a, "play him when he's available please"
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jeppe Okkels Starting out strong here, Okkels plays in the Allsvenskan. But since our RB is playing in the danish league, and the bench includes 2 more danish league players, a former championship player shouldn't be out of place. And Okkels plays as an advance destroyer - true B2B style.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So here's a stupid list of stupid players, that's not gonna be used, but could, if I was the coach, fix the midfield, based on experiences with these players. I will not defend a single player, so if you say "nuhuh" just know that I have not trust in DKs national team or the coach whatsoever.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Personally I'd expect him to be the anchorpoint for the midfield. So I'm amazed to learn that the one who did all the cool things before, was the DM-Anchorman Delaney, and not the Ball winning box to box CM Højberg. Which angers me slightly, since Hjulmand is capable as a anchorman, so we need a run
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DK played NOR last night - and while the ridicule was televised, I decided that sleep was more important. So a impromptu analysis of the game is not in order. But based on the lineup and former matches, i'd expect that DK had no midfield penetration and Højbjerg did, in fact, not do box to vox work.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh look they know how to shoot from outside the box. Let's hesitate!
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is just a quick reminder that a season in the PL is 38 games - and we're only on game 5. It's damned too early to call anything
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Right now we tend to aim for open play goals, trying to get our wide players and midfielders into half space shooting positions. And Gyokeres is too rigid for that. If we fed him passes in behind the defense, he'd have a field day, but we tend to go wide in those situations
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Perhaps he can transition into something else. But Arsenal tends to have a knack for buying players that would fit us 1-2 seasons ago. We bought Laca, at a time where we were very transitional, then bought auba 6 months later, where we began to play more possession based football.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
His best games has been those where he could run in behind the defense. Even chasing long balls. But he's not tall enough to be a secure target man, and he's not technical enough to be a lay up player either. He's very direct, and Arsenal are definitely not direct.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I only saw fragments of yesterday. But his movement versus Kais is starkly different. I don't know if Gyokeres just has a hard to adhering to the tactical demands, but he's not playing ti his strengths.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I honestly forgot we played carabao yesterday. I was laying in bed and got notification we were 2-0 up at the break. Watched the 3rd and 4th goal and went to sleep. I should probably rewatch to see how the team did. But. Like. It's a win right? Against a weakened Ipswich team?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That's true. I still think we're slightly understaffed at LW
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And just before someone comes for me. Y'all saw Tzolis v Cash yesterday. Dudes didn't look like he's the kind of guy to take on the defender. And that's one of our main weapons on the wing. I rate him, but I also want Arsenal to succeed.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My expectations would be: RW: Saka, Madueke (Dowman) LW: Tzolis, Eze (Kai) RCM: Ødegaard, Eze LCM: Rice, Bruno, MLS ST: Kai, Gyok But honestly I can get slightly afraid that LW will be a problem.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not sure what Arsenal's plan is with the LW position. They have Tzolis as the only out and out LW. Then you have Madueke who can play there. I suspect Arteta is looking to play Eze there more, but last year it was noticable that we lacked width in that area when he was LW.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know. I know. It's a win. Could we. Please. Just win convincingly with like 3 goals a match? Also. Is Arteta mad at Gyokeres?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tzolis looking like a fish out of water. Yes Cash is itching to get in his face, but Tzolis looks afraid to take him on. Also, Kai is getting nothing central. I would, just perhaps. Let Gyokeres fight it out centrally then move Kai to the left
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Monday: Watched my daughter play football Played football myself Watch Arsenal play football
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Ryan Reynolds 'Not Bad' Meme Reaction
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Short answer: No. Nothing against the guy, but when we looked at him, he looked like a raw speedster, which did well in our style at the time. Right now, we don't really need that type of speedster.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And now. Manager after manager being thrown out because they didn't fix the mistakes that the board has made, they now have a bloated team without direction, with another glory manager ready to take the fall for a badly run club. Remember Graham Potter? He was a hero at Bodø and BHA. Not anymore.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And to see player who have given their best years to a club, just get dejected, ejected or benched, is the type of board management made in a room of only board members with no football experience, talking about non-material assets.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They stick to a manager that sets them in a very good "big six" place. Promise them gold and glory for a measly set contract, while building a new stadium. And they set off nicely. Then when the stadium is built and it's time to reap the harvest, no reward is presented
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know that the Spurs we see right now, probably isn't the same Spurs that will end the season. But I do think that the last 10 years should be used as a lecture on board level club management. Because on that level, the management has been atrocious
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seeing Martinelli in that Al Hilal shirt
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Man Reacts: Brother Ew What Is That
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hearing Martinelli to SA
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Destroy the Sith
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My uncle donated a crate of old comics. Look what was on the backside of a football comic
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm going to reserve myself for calling out anyone. But ManU, Spurs and Chelsea all have the same problem. And changing the dressing room and the coach won't solve it. But we'll see. My prediction is a very mediocre season for three teams that is going to overspend.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Newest addition to the team injured before the first game ✅
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There it is
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My only question is if the ticket prices are going to either match Ukraine standards or if the surplus will go to Ukraine aide
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh apparently we got Konsa. And for 60mil. That's a very sound deal. A...are we going to sell some now?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What's crazy is that Donnaruma made the same premature dive to the left TWICE. Once against Calafiori, and later against Ødegaard. Like that's criminal!
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What we can deduce from this is: Arsenal was the statically most likely to win the game. And Donnaruma managed to look very mediocre in the span of 1 season at City.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I got very confused when Gyokeres and Zubi got subbed in and the commentators went on a rant about how we were trying to ship them on after 1 season. Like. What? What rumor?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What I don't get is why Martinelli, age 25, would go to Turkey. With how he's been playing, hos offers should have been in Europe. Except if A. He's not as good as we want him to be Or B. European clubs thinks he's too expensive Or c. No one is looking for him as a target.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't really like to bathe around in the real transfer speculations. It's not as fun as the fantasy. But while i rate Martinelli, I don't really think he came out better after his last injury. Those moments where he just did that dribble because he wanted to or took that shot is years ago.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did not like World of Warcraft. I still don't like World of Warcraft. I am enjoying the complete obsolescence of World of Warcraft.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nigel Farage says he beat the establishment, while looking like a guy who would have a negative opinion about Dulwich Hamlet FC affordable tickets.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So the stream was country locked. I ain't paying for Danish commentators ever. But. Like. Baturina great goal yes. Also. Kepa. You're 30+.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thanks!
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't know why, but my ability to stream the Arsenal games live from their website is apparently disabled. Which is crazy because I fucking bought the preseason ticket. Which just more enrages me because I have this grueling suspicion they might have blocked the streamnfor certain countries.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That doesn't mean I want him gone. It means that if a team is willing to cough up some good money for him, I'm sure we'll manage.
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