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Pabst The Physio

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I like to be dark and mysterious. But I'm just blank and confusing. Expect a lot of Arsenal rants. And rants in general. I made this pabstpabst.itch.io/the-iron-jungle

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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ht thoughts 1: could we, please, just thread it through to Gyokeres on transitions? He's begging for it on every occasion. Just send him? 2. Does Bruno come with some instructions? Perhaps he only works if we're all yelling or doing ear cries?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Medias are lapping up Ronaldos exit. Like "WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?!" All the meanwhile, my only wonder is why a 41 year old expect more than rotational gametime.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point I'm just waiting for Pep to do an interview about his time at City, denying ever knowing anything was illegal
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DK played NOR last night - and while the ridicule was televised, I decided that sleep was more important. So a impromptu analysis of the game is not in order. But based on the lineup and former matches, i'd expect that DK had no midfield penetration and Højbjerg did, in fact, not do box to vox work.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh look they know how to shoot from outside the box. Let's hesitate!
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is just a quick reminder that a season in the PL is 38 games - and we're only on game 5. It's damned too early to call anything
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I honestly forgot we played carabao yesterday. I was laying in bed and got notification we were 2-0 up at the break. Watched the 3rd and 4th goal and went to sleep. I should probably rewatch to see how the team did. But. Like. It's a win right? Against a weakened Ipswich team?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not sure what Arsenal's plan is with the LW position. They have Tzolis as the only out and out LW. Then you have Madueke who can play there. I suspect Arteta is looking to play Eze there more, but last year it was noticable that we lacked width in that area when he was LW.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know. I know. It's a win. Could we. Please. Just win convincingly with like 3 goals a match? Also. Is Arteta mad at Gyokeres?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tzolis looking like a fish out of water. Yes Cash is itching to get in his face, but Tzolis looks afraid to take him on. Also, Kai is getting nothing central. I would, just perhaps. Let Gyokeres fight it out centrally then move Kai to the left
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Monday: Watched my daughter play football Played football myself Watch Arsenal play football
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Ryan Reynolds 'Not Bad' Meme Reaction
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know that the Spurs we see right now, probably isn't the same Spurs that will end the season. But I do think that the last 10 years should be used as a lecture on board level club management. Because on that level, the management has been atrocious
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seeing Martinelli in that Al Hilal shirt
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Man Reacts: Brother Ew What Is That
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hearing Martinelli to SA
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Destroy the Sith
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My uncle donated a crate of old comics. Look what was on the backside of a football comic
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm going to reserve myself for calling out anyone. But ManU, Spurs and Chelsea all have the same problem. And changing the dressing room and the coach won't solve it. But we'll see. My prediction is a very mediocre season for three teams that is going to overspend.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There it is
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh apparently we got Konsa. And for 60mil. That's a very sound deal. A...are we going to sell some now?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What we can deduce from this is: Arsenal was the statically most likely to win the game. And Donnaruma managed to look very mediocre in the span of 1 season at City.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I got very confused when Gyokeres and Zubi got subbed in and the commentators went on a rant about how we were trying to ship them on after 1 season. Like. What? What rumor?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't really like to bathe around in the real transfer speculations. It's not as fun as the fantasy. But while i rate Martinelli, I don't really think he came out better after his last injury. Those moments where he just did that dribble because he wanted to or took that shot is years ago.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I did not like World of Warcraft. I still don't like World of Warcraft. I am enjoying the complete obsolescence of World of Warcraft.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nigel Farage says he beat the establishment, while looking like a guy who would have a negative opinion about Dulwich Hamlet FC affordable tickets.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So the stream was country locked. I ain't paying for Danish commentators ever. But. Like. Baturina great goal yes. Also. Kepa. You're 30+.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don't know why, but my ability to stream the Arsenal games live from their website is apparently disabled. Which is crazy because I fucking bought the preseason ticket. Which just more enrages me because I have this grueling suspicion they might have blocked the streamnfor certain countries.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Before we spiral about the MLS links. Just remember we lost Chido, Heaven, Hutchinson, Couzier-Duberry, Matt Smith, Ballard and many other promising youngster who played around the first team. And some of those er didn't move - Nketiah, AMN and Nelson cost us. Some still are.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's a pre season game with a plastic trophy. I want to see players work for the badge, not us win games. This match looks. Ok. Slow tempo. Is it just me or do Arsenal have this tendency to play like they're sophisticated? What's wrong with an easy goal?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I got into some reels where this dude walks around and asks people who look muscly "You look muscly, how do you move heavy things around to look muscly" And most of the time people answer with "Well I heavy this many times a week" followed by "and no I don't juice!"
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh no the guy that told everyone he would win the ballon d'or and threw a fit when he didn't, just held RM hostage to bump his wages up into astronomical levels. What a surprise. I'm so shocked I'm speechless. Speechless I say.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Arsenal's most difficult matches last season was against 442s and mid/low block. Betis played both. Arteta went in with a plan to disrupt the 442 with a fluid fullback changing the 4123 into a 343 formation. Ultimately it failed, as it left them open to wide transitions.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Arsenal looks like they enjoyed the Guiness tour they had yesterday a little too much.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The one thing I've noticed in the first 30 minutes isn't about Max or Tzolis or Gyok. It's Nwaneri. Does he. Does he look off pace? Weak defensive runs. Moves into cul de sacs. Miscommunications.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bout 5 years ago, Arsenal had a somewhat steady app and a steady website. Then everything had to be big red buttons and moving images. Now it takes the same time as taking the train to work, just to get into the 2 min bite size highlights.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So Infantino, who looks like a realistic version of Dr. Evil, now has the backlash of, not just UEFA, but also ConCaCaf and AFC. The small silver lining for Infantino is that now it's only American teams playing, Argentina has a real chance of winning the World Cup (for only American teams)
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
WE BOUGHT MESLIER ASWELL!? Fun fact, Meslier was on my list of fun alternative transfers back when Leno got injured and we needed a better ball passer. He was alongside Gregor Kobel, whom I'm still mad we didn't go for. My gripe was that he was unimpressive at shot stopping.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Back when I was 13 and watched the Arsenal transfer window - I'd expect a somewhat big announcement when they landed a £34m player. Today I just noticed we bought someone called Tzolis while doom scrolling the faces booklet. What's that Bob Dylan song again?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I decided to, very illegally, watch the final. I regret it. It don't want to watch 2 hours of 442 defensive football just to watch another 5+ penalties. I just don't. The best of the Argentina V Germany final was that Germany scored in the 119th minute.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Usually I'd post about players to look out for and who might be a standout WC player. Since I've watched the equivalent of a TikTok seconds of the WC this season, I have nothing of value to add. But Pina and Cabral from Capo Verde would be cheap additions to most mid table teams.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why did I open that
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Wait, did a Turkish club go for Ødegaard and we're looking to sell? Like, okay, if he's beginning to pick up muscle injuries and needs some less intensity, I understand it. But is. Is that a good idea?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Netherlands manager Ronald Koeman said Arsenal wouldn’t have won the Premier League without corners "That is how Arsenal became champions. Without the corners, they wouldn't have made it."" That's a wild take. Hopefully out of context, because if this is the context, Ronald McDonald is cray
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
What is that lineup? It's like Arteta thinks Arsenal is already champions!?
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Note to myself: If you wanna fuck up your routine and do a 80 minute fullback job against a wingback team, don't go out 2 days later and run 20k. Haha humblebrag - my ass, my legs burn. I'm unhappy. I have to stand up for 8 hours tomorrow
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Me? No I did not watch the last 20 mins of the City game after I realized AFCB was Infront. No spoilers!
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Everyone is looking at you @poorlydrawnarsenal.com
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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комедия Soviet Movies
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Always a joy to watch Arsenal
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Tonight at 11:00... Doom!
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's interesting that Trossard is keeping the width. I'd much rather he moved centrally. But with Calafiorin being *checks note* ALL POSITIONS, he needs to keep the width.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
No pre-Arsenal workout today, as I'm going to a birthday party instead. So I'm doing best case-worst case instead. Best case is a win, preferably with 2+ goals. This will keep us above City with 2 points between us. Worst case is a loss. Which would allow City to leapfrog us with 3 matches to go.
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Pabst The Physio @pabstthewhatever.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Have anyone checked if Gyokeres is able to play on pure diluted hate. Because that guy is a fucking machine.
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