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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels

@p3terman.bsky.social
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He played DICK CHENEY... this is light work for him
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love this so much. I grew up going to Brewer games and still go with my parents when I'm in town, and the bar shuttles are the absolute best way to go. I must point out that Miller High Life is the Champagne of Beers - not Miller Lite.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He could hoop, but at what cost?
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Criminal that it's not a Head and Shoulders ad
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Learned it from the best (worst)
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My favorite shot from any movie ever
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Still Austin became an instant favorite for me, plus the label looks amazing
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nobody talks about his brother Jesse Plimes
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Kelly Olasik
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Oh heck yeah
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Maybe I should ask" MAYBE YA SHOULD DOC. Not like it's your franchise player or anything...
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Ben Simmons energy right there
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
For me snowboarding is really just about the half-pipe and big air. Cross and slopestyle are very meh.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 19/02/2026
when the diet dr pepper hits
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"Even if we brought him back to the colony, he would immediately head right back for the mountains... But, why?"
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"Stop calling him a murderer. That's mean. We're going to murder more people if you keep calling him that."
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I was at a softball game this summer and one of the batters had Get Silly as their walk up song. It was electric.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Abominable snowman at DT would be a one man wrecking crew
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Can't blame him, Snoopy was the only one hitting that shi
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Okay but what about Miami Dolphin Cris Carter
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The deer population is at an all-time high here so there's a big push to level it out
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 23/11/2025
“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”
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Meta buried 'causal' evidence of social media harm, US court filings allege - The Economic Times
Meta reportedly halted internal research into the mental health impacts of Facebook and Instagram after finding causal evidence of harm. Internal documents revealed users reported lower depression and...
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Didn't even realize that he was standing eye to eye with Draymond
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The game may be out of reach but the shirts are not staying on @sickoscommittee.org
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Nobody plays defense anymore
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Keba Keita was phenomenal tonight
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Fuck it we ball (on the bases)
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The only explanation that I could think of is if there's a runner on and steals on the pitch, and the catcher catches a foul tip and it's called out, the runner would have no chance of getting back safely. So they just call it a live ball and play on.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This doesn't exactly explain why, though. A foul tip occurs only when the catcher catches the foul tip; otherwise, it's a foul ball.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I could have watched them throw Hail Mary's all day
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Pretty smart of Seattle to just have all their sports teams wear green and (mostly) have names that start with S. Just get one piece of merch and wear it to all the sporting events.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Need this on a bumper sticker
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It’s very simple. All I want is a nine and three football team and to overthrow the government.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Verticality!
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Will Levis has a successor
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Lining up on a 3rd and 3 and you start hearing jackhammers and cement trucks? Might as well hand over the football, kid. You're not getting an inch.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
It's like Newton's third law but for modern politics: every aura-farm has an equal and opposite shitpost
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
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American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
The Frog is owning the president.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Personally I would rather see Raymond the Amish Comic
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Patrick trying to fix Kanye
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
BREAKING: Starbucks just announced a $1 billion restructuring and will close 59 unionized stores — nearly 10% of union locations. It includes the Roastery in Seattle, one of its busiest shops. CEO Brian Niccol made $100 million in four months last year.
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
They want journalists to be regime toadies. We don't live in a free country anymore.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
He just came from the court hearing like that
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Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Scott Skiles was a beast in college, on and off the court
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Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Pretzels @p3terman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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