Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm going to Egypt in three months. I'm trying to let that sink in. 010
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026*Watching Jurassic Park.* He: Is that a giraffe? Me: Yes. He: I knew it, we're watching Giraffic Park. 021
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Solving all life's problems with playlists. 020
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Herself: Hey we don't have this money but MAKE SURE YOU DON'T ESCHEAT IT TO THE STATE Y'ALL. I'm in hell. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Any time I have to talk to the federal government for work I just want to throw an entire table across the room. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Sometimes i just want to morse code from my lighthouse on a hill at the rest of the world like in Ponyo.static.klipy.comPonyo: Baka, Idiot!ALT: Ponyo: Baka, Idiot! 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I did an art. I did this in a workshop. We had a reference and a teacher. But dude im still proud of it. I added the bats. 010
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I really am just talking to myself on here and im not sure I can even argue that it's in any way reapectable anymore. xD 010
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Healing is a process, but i'm finally starting to feel like myself again. <3 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026In a lot of ways i'm glad I let myself be soft. But every now and then on a particularly bad day I miss being spiky. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026My partner and I are like the couple with the large height difference, except he has 936 player kills and I have zero. He is regularly shocked by my care bear lobbies. 010
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Without fail, every time I fast I am ready to chew off my arm by 3pm, and then at 6pm I will never be hungry again. There is no middle ground. 000
Reposted by Bratty MenaceMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this is a masterpiece 247210808226
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 10/05/2026When life has you feeling utterly crushed the solution is to go kill Matriarch with an Anvil and a dream. I'm still pissed they nerfed the cloak though. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026My favorite thing of the day is my honey translating religious phrases. 'His Bigness' is the greatest and I will never get over it. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I can hear my partner on ARC Raiders and I want to play SO BAD. ADULTING SUCKS. BOO. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Dearest Rats of ARC Raiders, If you murder me while I am hunting for quest things, I will tuck my body up underneath the angriest ARC I can find. I hope you stay mad about it all night when you go through the effort of killing it only to find I didnt have shit. Love, Newbie with Shit Loadout. 020
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Today has been too emotionally exhausting. The only thing carrying me through it right now is the engagement I feel from my work but I can't just work all day and all night. As much as I might want to try right now. Work makes sense. People don't. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Today I told someone "If my heart had a penis it would be you." 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Me: *Arguing with the expense report software.* Spotify: *Plays Duel of the Fates.* Me: ..... He: It's trying to tell you something. Me: Yes, it's saying this software was designed by the Sith. 010
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Me: TREMBLE IN THE FACE OF MY LINUXITUDE. He: It's rumored that when you were young you were excluded from a study on autistic children for skewing the results. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 21/11/2025On this rainy day in November, I am drowning my sorrows, of which there are many, in cheese. I regret nothing. Right now. No promises about later though. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 09/10/2025@nrdyco.bsky.social strikes again. Me: He: BLUNDERBUSSY Me: ....What. He: I GOT A BLUNDERBUSSY Me: ô_ô You what 021
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Me: I am not sexual with new people but i'll talk to you about non sexual kink. He: I like [lists five or six varieties of butt stuff]. Me: Uhhh.. well... Can i suggest connecting with a similarly minded kink community or swinger group? He: But im a strong alpha male, dont you want to fuck my butt?! 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 21/09/2025My favorite thing today is @nrdyco.bsky.social explaining to his parents that we live in a capitalistic hellscape. 011
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Im that obnoxious person who sends pictures of my plants to literally everyone. Like people who send everyone pictures of their kids. But here's me like LOOK AT MY WORK DESK NOT BEING USED FOR WORK. ITS FOR PLANTS. AND COFFEE. 010
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I need to get out instead of staring at my phone. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Me internally: *screaming incoherently into a pillow.* Me externally:media.tenor.coma man with curly hair is smiling for the camera while wearing a white shirt .ALT: a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera while wearing a white shirt . 010
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Me: What bow is that? @nrdyco.bsky.social : The Probiotic Cernos. Me: :> Omg you. 021
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Sometimes it feels like i'm just screaming in the dark. 000
Reposted by Bratty MenaceNational Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 04/09/2025maybe pants 7569
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Dearest Yikk Obb, no kuva lich can ever replace your greatness. But Colburortu Krukk comes close. I can't bring myself to kill him so I guess Earth is just the cuck chair now. 000
Reposted by Bratty MenaceNational Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 29/08/2025Context: trying to find an email someone from the rescue org says they sent me about our new furball Kate: She swears she sent it. Me: <sigh> <manually searches> OK I've read all my penis enlargement email. K: You could just say spam. M: That didn't fully express my current level of irritation. 1342
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Dudes on the internet be like 'MY TINY PEEPEE IS THE COOLEST THING YOU COULD HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH TODAY'. Me: I don't know man. I have bourbon, cake, and self respect. 000
Reposted by Bratty MenaceWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 07/04/2025This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10 242136251814
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 16/03/2025To all the people calling bsky posts skeets. Please god utilize urban dictionary. 100
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 12/03/2025He: Im really squishy today but youre such a sweet person so i'll be fine. Me, cranky, cramping, salty enough to pucker your asshole: Oh uhhhh.. *Sends pusheen gif* 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 05/03/2025"The last refuge of scoundrels" is probably my favorite lawyer phrase today. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If i was a cat, i'd be the cat always tickling your nose with my tail. And standing on your keyboard. Pet me damnit. 000
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Verizon is hyper responsive when you want to buy something but any time you want to do something that will result in them taking less money from you... You will be waiting at least 30 mins, talk to three different people, have at least one person try to make an unauthorized change to your plan, and- 100
Reposted by Bratty MenaceGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Perfectly captured. 14348139617131
Bratty Menace @p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Me: *Beats my head against a boss fight for an hour.* @nrdyco.bsky.social: *Sits at my keyboard not knowing any of my keybinds and beats the boss, first try.* 020
