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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 26/09/2026
i'm getting nanowrimo nostalgic... did anything ever come out of the woodwork to replace it? in 2009 those forums were so fun
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 12/07/2026
DeviantArt website in 2005
DeviantArt website in 2005
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Must you be so annoying? Go away.
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 17/05/2026
i know we're in a recession now that the local pizza chain has exchanged the usual "free appetizer with large pizza" deal for "free small salad with medium pizza". girl that is leaves
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 10/04/2026
arbys edit a close second
more zootopia abortion comic except this time judy is begging nick not to leave, saying "We can eat at other places. We could start buying groceries. It's not normal to eat this much Arby's. You're a medical anomaly. You need to stop trying to challenge God."nick yelling, "Their sliders, Judy! They're so small but so packed with flavor! They're only like this big!"
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 10/04/2026
zootopia abortion comic page where judy slaps nick, except instead of saying some wack pro life bullshit nick says "taco bell isn't even that good... it's just the same five ingredients combined in different ways!"
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 27/03/2026
the vendidad literally immediately opens with "your area of residence is a charmless shithole but you are programmed by god to stan it" which is a take i am completely floored by. been thinking about it for like an hour
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 27/03/2026
reading the zoroastrian avesta and ngl they are kind of banger
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snooze 🌻 webcomic-brained @justsnooze.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
[ 🌻 study ] fishposting again
A collection of drawings on a single canvas featuring fish in various stages of being butchered.
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James Lee Animation @jameslee.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Breaking up with Adobe
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 03/02/2026
i took psychic damage reading this
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Critical support to Comrade Stancil. Everyone in the Twin Cities is doing their part. I don’t think I know of a single person here who is not actively, in some way, viably or invisibly, trying to protect our neighbors from being disappeared by lawless armed masked federal goons.
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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🎃Komodo Dad [spoopy]👻 @komododad.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 28/12/2025
lol check out the difference in width on my 2025 planner vs my 2026 one
picture of two hobonichi techos. one of them is super toked up on washi tape and like four times as fat as the other one
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 09/12/2025
hell yeah i'll take it
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 23/10/2025
Eight of Cups 🍷
illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 09/12/2025
yes thank you!!! i wuv garlic
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 09/12/2025
it's such a good movie that is also bad..... but that's why it's good....
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 09/12/2025
omg that sounds awesome do you have a favorite recipe....
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 09/12/2025
yeah it sounds like a waste of an entire chicken to me lol maybe one day i'll be brave and try it out
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 09/12/2025
tried to post sleepytime chicken here but bluesky cant handle it........ rip
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 09/12/2025
acquired a cookbook that has a "roast chicken stuffed with lavender" recipe and all i can think about is sleepytime chicken
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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 06/11/2025
Lain with that SHIT on swag goin crazy "They shoulda never given me Internet access"
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 31/10/2025
I'm happy to be blessed with a dad who also shares a love for watching weird looking 1960s men do freak stunts
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 31/10/2025
I Like When Steve McQueen Rides Bike :)
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 31/10/2025
Hate that as I get older the venn diagram of movies that both me and my dad like is coalescing into a perfect circle. The Great Escape really fucks
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 15/10/2025
i got both a bruise unibrow and a crippling sense of my own mortality from this incident. but i am not concussed!
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 15/10/2025
tried to do a backwards flip on a trapeze, completely whiffed it, and smashed my face on the bar. lads that one put the fear of death in me
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O Terrível Gato Lasanha @dwarfus.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Seriam 69 anos dele hj 😔
Foto de um short curto com a frase "I MISS ANTHONY BOURDAIN" estampada na região da bunda
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 20/06/2025
playing blue prince. just kill me.
image of the stupid ass blueprince dartboard puzzles
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♤ Tristi ♧ @tristialacria.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Yeah.mp4 should be on bluesky too
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WebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 11/06/2025
Grunge Web Design Style in the 1990s – David Bowie in 1997 – p2 output in 1998 – Spectacle in 1996 – Urban Diary in 1997 #WebDesignHistory
David Bowie website in 1997
p2 output website in 1998Spectacle website in 1996Urban Diary website in 1997
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 19/05/2025
managed to plate some pasta pretty well :) my curry needs more photographic help though lol
picture of white sauce pasta with parsley breadcrumbs, roasted pine nuts, and basilpicture of chicken tikka masala, white rice with onion, and a bean tomato yogurt curry with a lotta cilantro
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 28/04/2025
whadda hell..... this is so cool....
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 28/04/2025
ahhh i love seeing all these kittens get fluffier and fluffier with every pic 😭
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 28/04/2025
stuff i've made this week and last. currently on a quest to make the perfect hot chocolate mix. this one's like a... dark chocolate cardamom saffron orange? hmmmmm
picture of roasted chicken and red onions on flax pita with like a boatload of sumac, roasted baby potatoes and fried garlic and tomatoes, and burnt eggplant with roasted cauliflower and salsapicture of the said dark chocolate orange hot choccypicture of an orange chicken salad, rice with turmeric and tomato, a fish based curry, and a yogurt cucumber dip
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 21/04/2025
and the rest
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 21/04/2025
ok i gotta chop this up. happy 420 blaze n praise it. part 1
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 21/04/2025
have just spent the last half hour trying to find the "listen to jesus jimmy" clip from reefer madness the movie musical to post on weed easter and i don't think it exists on the internet??? this is crazy to me. i am going to have to clip it myself i see
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 12/04/2025
i've been working on this!
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 11/04/2025
it was a nice day so i made a bento to eat outside :)
a bento with a tuna salad onigirazu, cucumber salad, tofu steak, beef stir fry, and a potato pesto salad. image contains an obscene amount of protein
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Carl, But Gnomepire 🎃 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
That reaction image where all the people at a party holding red solo cups are staring with at the viewer as though they’ve just said or done something that made the entire party stop in disgust or concern.
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 31/03/2025
soupposting. stewposting, even.
picture of a big heap of tomato chickpea stew in the middle of a huge flatbread.
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Toniko Pantoja @tonikopantoja.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So I started animating this stupid joke about these two types of digital artists
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 17/03/2025
hell yeah i'll grill you a cheese
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 17/03/2025
i made grilled cheeses and soup for my friends :)
picture of warm tomato eggplant soup and a nice melt grilled cheese
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 04/03/2025
it was so good... it was this recipe but made in a dutch oven instead of a slow cooker www.365daysofcrockpot.com/slow-cooker-... it says to microwave the onions(?) but that sounded sick and depraved so i just browned em a little in the dutch oven before adding the flour/etc and it turned out awesome
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oxford @oxford.adelaide.monster · 04/03/2025
thank you tsushi 😭
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