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erin_irl @owo.me · 02/10/2026

i can't believe workday lets me do this

Workday Web Address field
- Primary: Yes
- URL: https://emma.pet
- Visibility: Public
- Details - Notes: "my cat's website"

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erin_irl @owo.me · 30/09/2026

everywhere oracle haunts me

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erin_irl @owo.me · 28/09/2026

update: new week, new rental. nothing like fun driving during the whole move :3 also functional sonic sensors and cameras really make driving less awful

the trunk of a car filled with an assorted amount of shelves, plastic bins, boxes, and other stuff

me sitting on the trunk filled with a metric fuck load of cardboard in the back of the car

more bins filling the back of the car. mostly a food load with some other non food items

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erin_irl @owo.me · 18/09/2026

bmw beamussy i didn’t expect to be getting a wood beam this long but it’s surprisingly good design

a wood beam inside a beemer going through the middle seat which is lowered

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erin_irl @owo.me · 13/09/2026

how does a tracking label for an amazon desk move from one corner of SEA39 to the other end up in a moving truck we just rented???? did they dead ass move this guy’s stuff out of the floor, into the truck, and then trucked it back the next day?

Amazon MAC Team, emerald blue, 04-09-2025, SIM P-634002, moving from SEA39 floor 5 550.L6 to SEA39 floor 5 850.G1

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erin_irl @owo.me · 06/09/2026

why do people buy pokémon cards when they can get them for free on the side of the street

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erin_irl @owo.me · 03/07/2026

do calico cats bring good luck for ctfs? how about coins too

my cat emma with the bytedance 5th ctf game coin brought to you by PDPO and infosec

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erin_irl @owo.me · 05/06/2026

would you eat six bratwurst at work? i would

a plate with 3 meat brautwurst and 3 vegan bratwurst with currywurst sauce

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erin_irl @owo.me · 07/05/2026

something something getting ur ducks in row

four ducks sitting on top of a wooden ceiling trim beam that have 2/3 of the bisexual vibes colors

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erin_irl @owo.me · 21/04/2026

> "honey why is our AWS bill $47,000" > "i may have started an ai sweatshop"

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erin_irl @owo.me · 11/04/2026

yesterday on wild ebay finds: amazon elitebook 845 g7 remember when these were the brand new craze because ryzen? don’t worry amazon LP, this was wiped ;)

Wiped EliteBook 845 G7 on a Let’s finish setting up your PC screen

Asset-number: 1801207229
Serial-number: 5CG12874T7 (R5)
Production date: 20210717

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erin_irl @owo.me · 03/03/2026

i’m holding her pawb 🥹

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erin_irl @owo.me · 02/03/2026

dual posting from mastodon: > it's time to start scraping and botting surplus auction websites for the love of the game >:3 > well, first i must add error handling which meant spending all night trying to self deploy sentry which is a unique form of torture

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erin_irl @owo.me · 25/02/2026

anyways it’s 2 AM, look at this idiot’s beans

wet paw bean that happens to be my cat’s paw beans

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erin_irl @owo.me · 24/12/2025

POUR ONE FOR THE BLUESKY TEAM 😭

Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server.
Please let the feed owner know about this issue.
Message from server: NotEnoughResources

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erin_irl @owo.me · 07/12/2025

i am once again asking, what is a turn signal. all i know is hotdog

a convertible bmw 4 refueling at a costco gas station

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erin_irl @owo.me · 03/12/2025

today at the dorkhut

A starter Jira board named "my wife told me to file a Mira ticket". Sample tickets KAN-1 "Task 1" and KAN-2 "Task 2" are on the board.

her: pls submit ticket
me: ok
me: how
her: idk
her: jira
me: ok

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erin_irl @owo.me · 05/11/2025

today on LMAO TESLA: someone can theoretically make a road trip such as “Home -> Taco Bell -> Taco Bell -> McDonalds -> McDonalds -> Burger King” because they just replaced city names with the nearest business

Tesla charger destinations
Source -> Shell -> McDonalds -> Power Market -> Burger King -> Sheraton Redding Hotel

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erin_irl @owo.me · 04/11/2025

we’re at the stage of gas station labubu now

Various labubu alike products are sitting on top of the cigarette + nicotine case at a gas station

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erin_irl @owo.me · 06/10/2025

i don’t think CCS is supposed to do this

me holding a CCS plug with a damaged tesla CCS adapter in one hand and a shell of the adapter in the other hand at an evgo charger

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erin_irl @owo.me · 23/09/2025

logitech spinning chicken

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erin_irl @owo.me · 23/09/2025

owo saw another one of these waymos at the bellevue whole foods

me making a fuckass thumbs up at a waymo parked at a charger

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erin_irl @owo.me · 24/08/2025

OH: “asian mashed potatoes”

a bowl of spicy ramen next to a bowl of mashed potatoes

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erin_irl @owo.me · 19/08/2025

i love how goofy BR40 bulbs look like inside BR30 cans. BR30 for scale

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erin_irl @owo.me · 25/07/2025

PNW UWU spotted again today

the same PNW UWU car but on the road again

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erin_irl @owo.me · 02/07/2025

did you know that watermelon eating is alike to eating popcorn in chinese shitposting?

me holding a slice of watermelon at the hot pot place

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erin_irl @owo.me · 28/06/2025

free will exists. did you know you can buy 317 anvils on amazon

An Amazon shopping cart for 317 anvils because there were only 317 of them available. Total $39,938.83

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erin_irl @owo.me · 23/06/2025

Create Date: 2016:12:25 21:32:51.649 GPS Date/Time: 2016:12:26 05:32:52.01Z GPS Latitude: 47 deg 36' 42.21" N GPS Longitude: 122 deg 20' 16.49" W Lens ID: iPhone 7 Plus back camera 6.6mm f/2.8

old phone photo of traffic in seattle. there is an iphone 7 billboard in the background

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erin_irl @owo.me · 16/06/2025

3 days before, does anyone do some wacky shit like make the hell pager contact slap? this shitpost was proudly made after a year of service LOL

phone contact background for a pager
- TikTok US: "i tried cooking once and tiktok is dead"
- demon core in the background
- some nuclear bird anime girl is in the background

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erin_irl @owo.me · 15/06/2025

any nix folks know what is going on here?

error: The option `systemd.network.netdevs."20-vlan1000".netDevConfig' does not exist. Definition values:
- In `/nix/store/km7476jksks501lxs1mqz182ajmfm6mn-source/hosts/fmt2-core.nix':
{
Kind = "vlan";
Name = "vlan1000";
}

systemd.network = {
netdevs = {
"20-vlan5" = {
netDevConfig = {
Kind = "vlan";
Name = "vlan5";
};
vlanConfig.Id = 5;
};

"20-vlan1000" = {
netDevConfig = {
Kind = "vlan";
Name = "vlan1000";
};
vlanConfig.Id = 1000;
};
};

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