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match report procrastinator - bROM - #totp Keeping it clean for the junior baggies In a Mersey paradise

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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 14h
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Ainsley Harriott Says 'Spicy'
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 14h
Absolutely. For a team who is absolutely in transition under a manager in his first substantive job we’re going really well.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 15h
Made up for the Temu Scandi Gol Bot.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I gave @tinsoldier1.bsky.social and ‘leafy fool proof directions back to the station post-match. Someone should repost my report into that Ipswich game too.
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Cartoon Duck Gulping
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Glory Hole
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Newcastle are absolutely awful
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fortunately they can’t make it worse.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Keep it clean etc
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Waterbed?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Where do they keep the fish?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another goal bonus they can’t really afford.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The cow sits on the television
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Man in Fedora and Sunglasses
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I see the Honky Tonk goblin is back later.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes
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Pope Francis Says No No No
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this the future?
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Hoecat Robots: When Robots Take Over Pole Dancing
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He could sing it to the bloke down the chip shop
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nashville, Teeside
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Novelty record klaxon
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Moving Fog
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SIA here, off to run the door later.
SIA
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
adult oriented rock
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Bottom: Richie Asks 'How's Ya Sausage?'
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Think of his poor brother Loyalist Crusty
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fantastic Voyage
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fingers crossed mon. Well probably better not crossed.
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Breaking Bad Awkward
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The FA are being lined up to deal with her.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What else do you expect?
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Southampton Fan
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You mean it’s not contrite and relieved that their manager has effectively been let off scot free?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So fuck all punishment then for the Saints boss.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hoots
Och
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yup. No more discos in the school hall.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They got an American style year book when they left primary. That has some class pics in. Not as balanced as squad pics. Teacher at the end, not centre front row manager style
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anakin & Padme: Attack of the Clones Meme
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rod
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eldest is a sixth form now but no photos at secondary. They used to at Primary though.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I shall remain the bigger person
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Probably a selfie with a filter eh?
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Michael McIntyre Announces Welcome
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Invoice for use of my photochoppery is in the post
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great content
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Broadway Revival of STRIKERLIGHT
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What on earth has Ian Wright come dressed as?
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poor pen that
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Price is going to fucking knackered at the end of this international break.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go get him Mozza. We’re missing an unhinged Eastern European
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eat the cheese
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He had a very good game against Ukraine. Was a bit anonymous against Georgia.
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Man Toasting with Champagne
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The man is a C&A
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not quite sure how that’s not a penalty for the Danes
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Own @ownoakes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s just the one quarter. The pROG rock of sports
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