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SatOwlru Gojo

@owlsys.bsky.social
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Shitposts. Geeky stuff. Tech. Curse words. Hacker. Sysadmin. Living in Germany. Glaze AI elsewhere. This is the Way. #adhd

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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Went to an art exhibit in Munich yesterday. I was chided for laughing a little too loudly at this particular part of a painting. "Oh good heavens. I have been besieged yet again by The Horrors. Bother."
Part of a painting, which shows an older man being lifted, beaten, and accosted by demons.Zoomed in on the man's expression, or lack thereof. His look of being nonplused hit me funny. It appears as though this is simply another day for this gentleman.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Since I hope to get to meet you someday in person (Def Con 35 or 36? 🤞🏻), it's only fair I share a pic of myself, right? Right! It me, in my car, fresh from picking my Evie girl up from a grooming session after work a couple months ago!
A dog, fresh out of a grooming session, excitedly wags and greets Owlsys in his car
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh COME THE FUCK ON
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WE HAVE CONSENT, THE JOKE IS A GO! IN THIS HOUSE WE STAN ERLING BUULAND
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sadness over. No potential matchup between USMNT and Majin Buu, so now we can cheer for Buu full send.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Brazil just got Buu'd
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The comparisons of Haaland to Majin Buu are SENDING ME 😂😂😂
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🗣️"KNAVE! I DO AMBUSH THEE!!"
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. #photo #photography #photographer
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. #photo #photography #photographer
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Asking the real questions
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Random MAGA chud making $50k or less in a state not called New York:
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mine was the HR rep when I worked from home. She kinda forced herself on me (snuggles) and she was my only means of reporting harassment. Nice gig if you can get it.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Fuck Chip Keating in particular (he says like he's an Oklahoma Republican voter)
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
HI DARTH!!!! My cat Stella had a successful extraction of a bad tooth and she's doing much better. My dog Evie is still a Good Girl.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! 💚 www.serebii.net/pokemon30/
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The Broncos won a HELL of a game against the Bills, and my heart just got ripped out of my chest anyway. If this isn't a textbook giving example of what it's like being a Broncos fan sometimes, I dunno what is
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Even in an expanded field, SEC still has 5 teams, and Alabama does NOT deserve to be in. 3 losses, including to the team they're playing in round 1. What the fuck are we even doing? College football is washed.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Fuck fucking Nazis, they are shit.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Taking a Reverse Engineering and Malware Analysis course this term, and @malwaretech.com was mentioned in one of the textbooks!!!
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Evergreen statement about pretty much everything
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Well helloooooooooooooo
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Brave does it too, you just have to turn on "Experimental Night Mode"
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
LET'S GOOOOOOOO ay @randall.gobirds.online for this week only FUCK YO BIRDS BRONCOS BY A BUNCH Then I'm flying to London to watch em fuck up the Jets!!!
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Cool? I guess let's see how this goes
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Welp.....
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
We came back today after spending a week in Italy. If you're on Instagram, follow me at owl.sys. I'll probably Photodump my Italy and Vatican pictures sometime this week. I always save posting vacation photos until AFTER we're back home. That's why I'm clean on Opsec!
Chase and wife standing in front of the Coliseum in Rome, Italy
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Have my doggo. She's trying to master the Downward Spiral yoga pose in this one. I think.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I THINK CHEDDAR BOB GOT ADOPTED!!!!!!!!!!
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
Not just ANY random picture, but a picture of my HAPPY DOGGO post-grooming appointment!
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I landed in the LARP category too!
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Oh yeah, how did the Stuttgart Surge do? I heard they pulled starters in the 2nd..... GOOD LORD
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me."
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
So currently, the US population is 341,940,856. Multiply that number by 0.035 and you get this. 12.1 million DOES exceed that.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Yes! I was at Rock am Ring! So good!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I dunno, calling someone a pedo isn't usually a line you cross when you're fake fighting.
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Not long at all lmaooooooooooo
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Also my wife is super cute.
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