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Owen Wyke

@owenwyke.bsky.social
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Storyteller (gonelawn.net/owenwyke) and founding editor of Gone Lawn, @gonelawn.bsky.social Studied words and images in New Haven and Boston. Now living in some fateless middle-swim bedeviled by mountain laurels, coyotes and bells, bells.

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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 19h
My defnition of "art."
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 20h
Oh my holy Hel this is funny.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 22h
It's still my opinion that it should be illegal for companies to sell your debt to other companies with whom you have not signed any contract.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cover & frontispiece for Fred Borage's "Rural Class Struggles in Ambridge," a book I found at the now-long-gone Book Cellar in Brookline, MA. The owner had a resident black cat who roamed the bookshelves. The entire book is typewriter-font-written & includes crazy illustrations like these.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And to be honest, I find Elvis Costello's music boring as hell. Should I release an "honest playlist" now so people can pay attention to me?
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Comedians really need to stop whining about how persecuted they are.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me, but Ayn Rand had terrible, terrible ideas and she was also a dreadful writer, not a "brilliant" one. Ahem, cough cough . . . okay, that's out of my throat, now.
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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything about this image is perfectly clear and obvious, and if you disagree then you must be mentally ill.
A vintage Halloween postcard depicts a pumpkin-headed figure in military attire riding a white horse, surrounded by black cats.
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𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕪 𝕆𝕨𝕖𝕟 @markantonyowen.com · 04/10/2026
Still warm enough to hang out laundry in October? Thank you Shell, BP and all the boys at Big Gas and Oil! 👍🏻
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yoko Tawada. Among my favorites, and one of the most essential authors writing today, in my opinion.
Facing The Bridge by Yoko Tawada, translated from the Japanese by Margaret Mitsutani.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No "AI artist" understands art. They do not understand the agonic meaning of it all. They do not understand the love of it, the pain of it, the way it cries out and what it cries out for. They have not lived the childhood, the adolescence, the adulthood of the artist. Nor will they die an artist.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is for all those people who thought Gavin Newsom was some sort of liberal hero.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
. . . an excerpt from Adam Thirlwell's introduction to the republication of David McDuff's translation of Andrei Bely's extraordinary book "Petersburg." Bely, who died of a stroke when he was my age, was a genius of the highest artistic level, and for this reason alone . . . (more)
Systems
In Bely's system, a novel, like a city, is made up of millions of minute units. Sometimes, these units blossom into motifs: sometimes, motifs dissolve into random detail.
Like, say, sardines ... First, they are randomly offered by a landlord in a dive bar, and randomly refused: ' "No, landlord, I don't want the sardines: they're floating in a yellow slime"' (p. 279). Then it turns out that the bomb is in a sardine tin, and so sardines become a crucial unit in the plot. Yet the motif of sardines then continues, at random - in the terrorist's bedsit: which has a 'sink and a sardine tin that contained a scrap of Kazan soap floating in its own slime' (p. 330). Except, this isn't quite random: because the Russian word for soap - мыло - has the sound ы in it, a kind of English 'ugh', which Bely thought was symbolic of formlessness, of evil... and so the pattern continues.
The overlapping systems of Petersburg and Petersburg are a swirl of fragments, a jigsaw of surface. Information is occluded: and its genetic unit is therefore the overheard, impenetrable conversation:
'Cra-aa-yfish ….. aaa … ah-ha-ha …?'
'You see, you see, you see...'
'You're not saying..'
*Em-em-em ...
'And vodka ...
"But for goodness' sake ... But come now ... But there must be something wrong ...' (p. 30)
And this is why Petersburg is a city of conspiracy. It is a melodrama of hidden details: a system that is never quite unified. Meaning might take the form of a pattern; but the ~ OCR by Picview!
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Midterm elections in one month and a day.... Do what history demands of you, fellow artists & other beautiful people . . . & make sure your friends and family vote, too. Don't let any bullies at the polls discourage you or chase you away. VOTE. The cost of not doing so is higher than we can reach.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, all... What should I do with this piece of garbage "pardon petition" I've just received in the mail today? They add, "And if you're able to send a special gift today of $50, $100, $250, $500, or even $1,000, $2,500 or $5,000, your gift will go even further...!" Sure thing, Jason C. Fuckhorn!
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, my phone mistranslated "furnace room" as "furnisterum." Not a word I'm familiar with. Nor is the OED familiar with it. I decided it would be my own new word.... However, turns out Goo Translate *is* familiar w/ "furnisterum," which it translated into Swedish as "möbler," or furniture. (more)
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Longshot, but . . . is anyone here familiar with the Middletown area in Connecticut? Or know anyone who is? I need connections.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You all remember when utter silence was augmented by the tick, tick, tick, tick, tick of time going by? *shudder* Damn, I'm glad those days are over.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, boy, Franzen again? Really? Who let him out of his cave? We'd set that place up nice & cozy, with his typewriter, slippers, mushroom logs...but lo! Along comes some camera crew with a couple of chairs, generator, green screen and...? Really, do people read his books for pleasure or for pain?
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So good.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There're so many non-artists who've no problem telling an artist what they should & shouldn't do with their art. I'm an empiricist & I rely on logic. Logic is essential to science, 'cause it's a solid basis for our understanding of anything in the universe. Without logic there is no understanding.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Do I need to give the reasons why a person cannot create a new reality with their thoughts?
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Too late for my brother, but he wouldn't've been able to afford it anyway, plus his cancer was out of control.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's confession time again : When I fall asleep, then wake up, and my glass of water has lost its ice but the water is cold and the glass if replete with condensation . . . that makes me happy. Then I drink it all up. I DRINK IT UP!
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why I'm opposed to free art and no copyright : 1 . Artists need to make a living, too. 2 . See #1. 3 . See #1.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think it's just about confession time : I love sporks.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Things I love : When the pot is just ever-so-slightly off the burner and simmering, and then I move it right over the burner and it starts making hot-sounds. Ooh!
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reasons people don't like dentists :
1. They talk to you while you've got tools in your mouth.
2. They complain about how you take care of your teeth. Every time.
3. They tell you that you need thousands of dollars worth of tooth repair (that you definitely do not need) despite you telling them that you don't have thousands of dollars. To this they reply that you've got to pay... and then the receptionist tries to set up a payment plan for you.
4. They think they're doctors.
5. They get angry when you impulsively try to stop them from drilling your teeth to the root.
IT'S AN IMPULSE!
6. Finally they show you pictures of diseased gums and miniature teeth, and tell you that that's where you're headed... though it's categorically not.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone whom this reounds in: Tell me that it resounds in you.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The fact that Trump's been collecting money througout his presidency is a side issue. Stop talking about it. The real issue is the damage he's doing to people on SNAP and Medicaid and SSI-disability. FOCUS!
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's confession time. I've only just discovered today that Tom Noonan died back in February. I was a huge fan of his. Sad, sad, sad.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I would like to say that we need Carl Sagans and Carl Sagans right now . . . but it's too late. Carl Sagan was commonly pit against assholes in the 70s and 80s and then put on hold for either the host's comments or commercial break. He was always right, a genius and morally perfect. [more]
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump no. 1 threat to the world.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To be honest, I would have quit Ex long ago if not for Gone Lawn's need for a footprint there. I *did* end my own account there long ago. Now Ex is having technical issues it can't resolve. Hmm. I wonder where all the talented tech employees are?
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't want any more soda. I want a drink that explodes in my stomach. Not just burps, but real explosions, but small and kind, full of pleasure-chemicals.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Beg" is a word that needs to be removed from our vocabulary. Along with "charity" and "philanthropist" and "debtor."
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My brother died late last night. To watch the cancer consume him so quickly and effficiently was horrific. He was not at peace. He was not accomplished. He had nothing. Life treated him like trash and then it gave him cancer. I feel sick and overwhelmed. My heart and spirit are empty.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey, everyone, let's all talk about this first-day-of-the-week thing. It's NOT Sunday. That is the end of the week, the second of two cabooses. Of course I have my suspicion who started this silliness, and it wasn't King Arthur, and it wasn't Shakespeare, and it definitely wasn't the Elder Gods.
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Is your country offering direct flights to Russia at the moment? Source: www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/co...
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 15/08/2026
BREAKING: Over 140 of our brave neighbors are on hunger strike inside the Northwest concentration camp. We stand with them and their families to demand an end to Trump’s cruel and deadly ICE agenda. FREE THEM ALL.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It occurs to me that everything would've happened differently if only humanity had been the pets of some more sophisticated beings.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Really, just listen to this guy, I love listening to Carl Sagan talk.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh, wow. Just amazing.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Typical. This is damned typical. Perseid shower peak tonight and the sky is filled with thunder-mountains.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just in case you thought things couldn't get more scary.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
These have [nearly] always been my views, and you can argue with me if you think I'm wrong: Punk is folk music, not punk, and shoegaze is psych, not shoegaze.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Perhaps my favorite monologue in film: John Goodman's toward the end of Barton Fink. Another favorite: "The Cowboy" in David Lynch's Mulholland Drive.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There's no stopping flies. They're everywhere.
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every MAGA person should be asked, "Why does the world hate America now, while it didn't hate America before Trump?"
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Owen Wyke @owenwyke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Everything is puce. Prove that I am wrong.
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