Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Somebody should start a Facebook for dogs called facebork 4150
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I’ve been looking for an opportunity to bring back the phrase “captain William Dolittle third class at your service, AKA Will Do” but the moment hasn’t been right 170
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I live in a brick house. I haven’t bought air conditioners yet since I just moved. It’s 75 outside today, it was 40 last night. It stayed about 68 in the house all day I have never had a house this well insulated. I mean holy shit. It’s a complete waste of munny and electricity to NOT have brick 4180
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025The answer was shoes but I like to pretend it’s full of hoes 1130
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Hey great seeing you around. Haven’t seen you in a while 110
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025people who arent legal experts dont realize this because they dont watch as closely but we aren't a secular state anymore. the supreme court erased protections that guaranteed secularlism over the past few years. 4214
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 29/12/2024i want to write about the trump theology next. i mean the group of people thhat view him as the second messiah. they're out there 050
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/12/2024theres nothing worse than when a writer writes about something they know nothing about. like drug addiction or world war 2. it pulls me right out of the story 1201
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024don't get the tip of your kid's dick snipped off 6230
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024i feed the cats twice a day at 10:30 am and 10:30 pm. they start bitching about 30 minutes before it's time to eat. every single time. like they can read a clock i imagine it's probably not the position of the sun. it goes down later and later during the summer 3180
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Type “cats are” and let your phone complete it Cats are not dogs they just are humans they don’t have to have any other dogs to do anything they can be in a room and you have a dog and a cat that you have a pet and you can do whatever they are a cat that they can be your dog 14160
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024water was limited in nazi concentration camps and jehovahs witnesses believe you have to be fully emersed in water to be baptized so they would request work duty on drainage ditches and theyd pretend to be fucking with the person by pushing them all the way under sewage water 1120
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024You could report it but nobody would give a shit sadly 100
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024might have been done without anybody knowing. it doesnt have to be a request. sometimes the doctor just does it. its more of a doctor problem than a patient problem because the doctor should know better 110
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024doctors often do it anyway. i was in the room when it happened to somebody and the doctor leaned over and said "good as new. maybe even a little better." 220
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024When they’re stitching up a woman after childbirth, men often ask the doctor to put in an extra stitch. It doesn’t actually improve anything but it can slow healing and make things more dangerous. Doctors often put it in anyway. It’s called the husband stitch. Read about it 7222
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024It’s not bad. I hope more people join Glad I could help. It took me a while to wake up from the right wing bs too 030
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024This is one of the stupidest ads I’ve ever seen on a New York subway 5394
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 06/12/2024at least they aren't hiding from us. we can identify which ones are the monsters 010
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i said, "why do you use emojis?" and it replied, "do they annoy you? i can stop" it didnt give a technical answer. it gave an emotional one i know its a computer but im telling you - it is indistinguishable from an intelligence now 280
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i just wrote a complex 300 line bash script with chat gpt to browse a remote system with a user interface in the command line and download select files i dont know bash chat gpt is indistinguishable from an intelligence. one that knows everything that's ever been written down (and some that hasnt) 4100
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I thought maybe they were talking about arduinos but those are devices, not OSes. It doesn’t make any sense 100
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024They didn’t even spell adrenochrome correctly It’s just adrenaline made inert by oxygen molecules attaching to it. If you want adrenaline then go sky diving inert adrenaline doesn’t do anything for you 6140
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024not referencing anything. i just think its a metal name 030
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024thanksgiving is a time when you find out which family members are ok with their food touching so you can avoid them for the rest of the year i prefer my food to touch AFTER ive swallowed it 3221
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What do you guys think of the name Cranborn? I’m a fan 6170
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m Mac too but for compatibility I have a windows machine. 10 is pretty solid 000
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024literally didnt even get to the home screen of windows 98 virtual machine before i got a blue screen for improperly shutting it down 190
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024if it helps, i used win98 for most of my young life. clear through to adulthood basically. i think XP existed by that time but i just loved win98 000
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024you dont even need to restart your computer when you plug in a universal serial bus (USB) device. can you imagine a world like that 170
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024anybody remember this screen? i was like 6 when i saw my dad installing this for the first time 290
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024There should be a marketplace where dogs go people shopping 2251
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024google notebook LM apparently generates a podcast based on your notes. this is based on my wifes notes for a third year law exam on racial discrimination that is impressive notebooklm.google.com/notebook/d9c...notebooklm.google.comSign in - Google Accounts 030
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024imagine being the sorry son of a bitch that has to have a hitler mustache while filming a movie. imagine going to mcdonalds with that shit 5200
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024remember when mike lindell sold his pillows for 14.88 and complained that everybody was too sensitive? he claimed it wasnt a nazi dogwhistle? had to go on shows and defend himself? he did it again 5314
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024It’s in line with trump and also it’s about atheism 110
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024When makijg your bed, the sheet and blanket tags go in the bottom right corner if you’re facing the bed from the foot 4230
