Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Somebody should start a Facebook for dogs called facebork 4150
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I’ve been looking for an opportunity to bring back the phrase “captain William Dolittle third class at your service, AKA Will Do” but the moment hasn’t been right 170
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I live in a brick house. I haven’t bought air conditioners yet since I just moved. It’s 75 outside today, it was 40 last night. It stayed about 68 in the house all day I have never had a house this well insulated. I mean holy shit. It’s a complete waste of munny and electricity to NOT have brick 4180
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025people who arent legal experts dont realize this because they dont watch as closely but we aren't a secular state anymore. the supreme court erased protections that guaranteed secularlism over the past few years. 4214
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/12/2024theres nothing worse than when a writer writes about something they know nothing about. like drug addiction or world war 2. it pulls me right out of the story 1201
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024don't get the tip of your kid's dick snipped off 6230
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024i feed the cats twice a day at 10:30 am and 10:30 pm. they start bitching about 30 minutes before it's time to eat. every single time. like they can read a clock i imagine it's probably not the position of the sun. it goes down later and later during the summer 3180
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Type “cats are” and let your phone complete it Cats are not dogs they just are humans they don’t have to have any other dogs to do anything they can be in a room and you have a dog and a cat that you have a pet and you can do whatever they are a cat that they can be your dog 14160
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 14/12/2024water was limited in nazi concentration camps and jehovahs witnesses believe you have to be fully emersed in water to be baptized so they would request work duty on drainage ditches and theyd pretend to be fucking with the person by pushing them all the way under sewage water 1120
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024When they’re stitching up a woman after childbirth, men often ask the doctor to put in an extra stitch. It doesn’t actually improve anything but it can slow healing and make things more dangerous. Doctors often put it in anyway. It’s called the husband stitch. Read about it 7222
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024This is one of the stupidest ads I’ve ever seen on a New York subway 5394
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i just wrote a complex 300 line bash script with chat gpt to browse a remote system with a user interface in the command line and download select files i dont know bash chat gpt is indistinguishable from an intelligence. one that knows everything that's ever been written down (and some that hasnt) 4100
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024thanksgiving is a time when you find out which family members are ok with their food touching so you can avoid them for the rest of the year i prefer my food to touch AFTER ive swallowed it 3221
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What do you guys think of the name Cranborn? I’m a fan 6170
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024literally didnt even get to the home screen of windows 98 virtual machine before i got a blue screen for improperly shutting it down 190
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024anybody remember this screen? i was like 6 when i saw my dad installing this for the first time 290
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024There should be a marketplace where dogs go people shopping 2251
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024google notebook LM apparently generates a podcast based on your notes. this is based on my wifes notes for a third year law exam on racial discrimination that is impressive notebooklm.google.com/notebook/d9c...notebooklm.google.comSign in - Google Accounts 030
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024imagine being the sorry son of a bitch that has to have a hitler mustache while filming a movie. imagine going to mcdonalds with that shit 5200
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 23/11/2024remember when mike lindell sold his pillows for 14.88 and complained that everybody was too sensitive? he claimed it wasnt a nazi dogwhistle? had to go on shows and defend himself? he did it again 5314
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024When makijg your bed, the sheet and blanket tags go in the bottom right corner if you’re facing the bed from the foot 4230
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Just walked past a kid walking with his mom. He was wearing a shirt that said “god got me” and he looked absolutely fucking miserable 5231
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m so sorry to hear that my friend Thomas Dorney (@datajack.bsky.social) died today 1110
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024check out my book, Was Hitler an Atheist? amazon and audible: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DL3LLNDH signed copies available here: www.etsy.com/listing/1802... 207310
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024is it weird to anybody else when you go to a search engine to type in a sentence, and you get one letter in and it autofills exactly what you wanted to write? i was just about to look for "cool raspberry pi projects" i typed C and it auto-completed i think im being watched 4250
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 19/11/2024prophet of trump Kat Kerr: can you imagine if trump committed all those crimes hes been accused of? 5282
Owen Morgan @owenmorgan.bsky.social · 22/08/2023Apparently this puxatawney Phil guy, the groundhog on groundhog day, is more likely to be wrong than right. So we should be betting against him. He’s right 35%-40% of the time We’ve been lied to 0231
