𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026L「✢」LMAOO I'm torn between thinking "I hope they have a surprisingly normal time" and "AU where rufus executes heidegger in the woods". 030
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026「✢」 🥵 heidegger is gonna take that boy to places he's never been 020
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026「✢」can't believe you let rufus say "yes" to a horny proposition from heidegger, smh 💅🏻 (joke) 020
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026「✢」that starter title is brilliant and I sincerely hope the notification is mortifying 020
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@shinrasrufus.bsky.social [ A STUFFY BOARD MEETING & A HORNY PROPOSITION ] Numbers. Graphs. Updates on projects. Financial figures. 1/7 100
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026「✢」GOOD God forbid he tries some type of "Your father and I used to go to (masculine rich asshole activity like hunting monsters in an enclosed reserve. or golf idk.) every few months. Next one's still booked. Thought I'd offer you his spot." bullshit. Hoooooo. 010
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026「✢」Watch me have heidegger be vaguely nice to Rufus in future just to rile his ass up 💅🏻 010
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026「✢」not my search history being filled with fifty versions of "big middle aged man" trying to find half decent references 010
Reposted by 𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍KNV @kaonarvna.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Listen... just... just hear me out... Big man tiny mug 085
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026「 He tanks it—that sting of dizziness, that sudden wet numbness. There's a click in his TMJ; this isn't his first. He could have done something—he could choose to retaliate, to shout, to grab. But no, he chooses to tank it. 」 Understood. 「 The word drips with something that almost tastes like — 110
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026「✢」in his mind...this is what he's doing to eve in his mind...static.klipy.comBart Simpson Gets StrangledALT: Bart Simpson Gets Strangled 060
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「 simmering...simmering... 」 You're walking on real thin ice right now. You know that? 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「 holding the (image) at arm's length again. really having to squint. 」 Ah. You think you're funny? Nice try. This is why you don't see any women comedians on TV. 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「holding the (image) at arm's length. squinting. frowning.」 Is that a mouse? 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It would. You're practically a child. What do you take me for? 000
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「 he just lets out a full-chested deep breath. there is a long, too-long pause before he speaks. 」 I wish I had a good answer for you. I never left him alone anywhere near my girls for a reason. Sorry, kid. 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「✢」This is making me want to make a Yuliya acc (my dumbass Heidegger's Daughter™™™ OC) over here all over again. Might have to. 040
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「✢」RIP Rufus Heidegger 100% wouldn't have said anything if he saw old man shinra being horrendous to Rufus. And he definitely knew what was going on. 020
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「the frown persists」 Maybe I should have said something. But back then, you didn't tell a man what to do with his family. He was a great friend, of mine, but if I had told him to stop doing what he thought was his right? You know what he was like. I had to look out for my own family as well. 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I told him plenty of times. He wanted an heir, not a kid. 「a crisp frown」 To him? A father made the money, did some discipline, and had someone else do the day to day work. It's not right, but it's common. He missed out. And you got the worst of it. 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Well. Having kids isn't that bad. But you have to 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 them. Not just have them for the sake of it. And you should raise it whether it's a 'mini you' or not. They're blessings. And they're hard work. But if you want that? Then they're worth it. 010
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「✢」the man has a dedicated goon who holds onto his damn phone 111
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Grateful that we won't have anymore of you running around! 𝙝𝘼 𝙝𝙖,, 𝘩𝘢ₐ 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「✢」the existential horror of your nearly lifelong pal dying, and he's now replaced by his annoying arrogant kid who you kinda hate (and he definitely hates you), who looks strikingly like his old man/your pal used to. poor man. a very specific kind of hell. 020
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「✢」can't explain but Heidegger is "old man who definitely knows he's old man and will 'when I was your age' younger people without hesitation, but also still is very much the same guy he was in his 20s/30s inside" You know the ones. He wishes he was One of the Boys™™, but his boys are gone now. 130
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good man. A shame you couldn't get those easy back in the 70s. You don't know how easy you've got it. 020
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Definitely not——𝙝𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼. Learn from your old man's mistakes at least. Wrap it up when you do. 𝙝𝘼 𝙝𝘼 110
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Well. You must be 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙, if you're advertising it to your workforce. 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026「✢」Any time I hear someone say "knackered" (a word which I use all the time, mind) I hear my super geordie 62 y/o coworker's voice, "eeee you cannot say that at work, means you've had too much sex!!" It winds people up. It's good stuff. 130
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026And you're everyone who cares to listen that you wore yourself out by being too vigorous in bed. 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026No. But do you know what that word means to men my age? 010
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Knackered? Hmph. Didn't know 𝓜𝓻. 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 had such rude language in him. 000
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"Add them to the list, then. I can't remember every word they like to tiptoe around now." 020
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"I thought I did good. Didn't say any of the words on the 'banned list' you gave me." 010
𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"You're all too young for me. Who do you think I am? The director of R&D? HA! HAHA! HA!" 100