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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍

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・ー𝘜𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦. ・ー𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺

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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
L「✢」LMAOO I'm torn between thinking "I hope they have a surprisingly normal time" and "AU where rufus executes heidegger in the woods".
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
「✢」 🥵 heidegger is gonna take that boy to places he's never been
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
「✢」can't believe you let rufus say "yes" to a horny proposition from heidegger, smh 💅🏻 (joke)
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」:)
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」that starter title is brilliant and I sincerely hope the notification is mortifying
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@shinrasrufus.bsky.social [ A STUFFY BOARD MEETING & A HORNY PROPOSITION ] Numbers. Graphs. Updates on projects. Financial figures. 1/7
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」it's going on my list, gorgeous 🔪 xx
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」SHALL I DO IT?? I'LL DO IT!
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」GOOD God forbid he tries some type of "Your father and I used to go to (masculine rich asshole activity like hunting monsters in an enclosed reserve. or golf idk.) every few months. Next one's still booked. Thought I'd offer you his spot." bullshit. Hoooooo.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」Watch me have heidegger be vaguely nice to Rufus in future just to rile his ass up 💅🏻
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」not my search history being filled with fifty versions of "big middle aged man" trying to find half decent references
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KNV @kaonarvna.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Listen... just... just hear me out... Big man tiny mug
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「 He tanks it—that sting of dizziness, that sudden wet numbness. There's a click in his TMJ; this isn't his first. He could have done something—he could choose to retaliate, to shout, to grab. But no, he chooses to tank it. 」 Understood. 「 The word drips with something that almost tastes like —
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
「✢」in his mind...this is what he's doing to eve in his mind...
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Bart Simpson Gets Strangled
ALT: Bart Simpson Gets Strangled
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「 simmering...simmering... 」 You're walking on real thin ice right now. You know that?
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「 holding the (image) at arm's length again. really having to squint. 」 Ah. You think you're funny? Nice try. This is why you don't see any women comedians on TV.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Elderly? ELDERLY? How old do you think I am?
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mm. Am I supposed to be insulted?
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「holding the (image) at arm's length. squinting. frowning.」 Is that a mouse?
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It would. You're practically a child. What do you take me for?
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Glad you think it. I don't want you.
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𝙔𝙐𝙇𝙄𝙔𝘼 𝙃. @yuliyah.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
・  「ーᴠɪɪ!ᴏᴄ    ー15+ ʏʀ ᴇxᴘ 」    ・ー #mvrp #ff7rp 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥; 𝘐'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴. 「ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ」
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Anime Coffee with Creamer Swirl
ALT: Anime Coffee with Creamer Swirl
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」fuck it we ball, making my girl
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」💀💀💀💀💀💀
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「 he just lets out a full-chested deep breath. there is a long, too-long pause before he speaks. 」 I wish I had a good answer for you. I never left him alone anywhere near my girls for a reason. Sorry, kid.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」This is making me want to make a Yuliya acc (my dumbass Heidegger's Daughter™™™ OC) over here all over again. Might have to.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」RIP Rufus Heidegger 100% wouldn't have said anything if he saw old man shinra being horrendous to Rufus. And he definitely knew what was going on.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「the frown persists」 Maybe I should have said something. But back then, you didn't tell a man what to do with his family. He was a great friend, of mine, but if I had told him to stop doing what he thought was his right? You know what he was like. I had to look out for my own family as well.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I told him plenty of times. He wanted an heir, not a kid. 「a crisp frown」 To him? A father made the money, did some discipline, and had someone else do the day to day work. It's not right, but it's common. He missed out. And you got the worst of it.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well. Having kids isn't that bad. But you have to 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 them. Not just have them for the sake of it. And you should raise it whether it's a 'mini you' or not. They're blessings. And they're hard work. But if you want that? Then they're worth it.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」the man has a dedicated goon who holds onto his damn phone
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Grateful that we won't have anymore of you running around! 𝙝𝘼 𝙝𝙖,, 𝘩𝘢ₐ
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」the existential horror of your nearly lifelong pal dying, and he's now replaced by his annoying arrogant kid who you kinda hate (and he definitely hates you), who looks strikingly like his old man/your pal used to. poor man. a very specific kind of hell.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」can't explain but Heidegger is "old man who definitely knows he's old man and will 'when I was your age' younger people without hesitation, but also still is very much the same guy he was in his 20s/30s inside" You know the ones. He wishes he was One of the Boys™™, but his boys are gone now.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good man. A shame you couldn't get those easy back in the 70s. You don't know how easy you've got it.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Definitely not——𝙝𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼. Learn from your old man's mistakes at least. Wrap it up when you do. 𝙝𝘼 𝙝𝘼
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Zip it, kid.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well. You must be 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙙, if you're advertising it to your workforce.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
「✢」Any time I hear someone say "knackered" (a word which I use all the time, mind) I hear my super geordie 62 y/o coworker's voice, "eeee you cannot say that at work, means you've had too much sex!!" It winds people up. It's good stuff.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And you're everyone who cares to listen that you wore yourself out by being too vigorous in bed.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No. But do you know what that word means to men my age?
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Knackered? Hmph. Didn't know 𝓜𝓻. 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽 had such rude language in him.
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Add them to the list, then. I can't remember every word they like to tiptoe around now."
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"I thought I did good. Didn't say any of the words on the 'banned list' you gave me."
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"HA! Take meeting minutes."
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"You're all too young for me. Who do you think I am? The director of R&D? HA! HAHA! HA!"
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"You know what I mean."
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Correct. I'm not one of you people."
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𝙃 𝙀 𝙄 𝘿 𝙀 𝙂 𝙂 𝙀 𝙍 @ovxlha.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watch your mouth.
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