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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 16h

Me watching a $3.5 million listing on Selling Sunset: oh that's not bad at all! Me looking at an extra $20 on my power bill: why is this so fucking high???

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 07/10/2026

Also: we don't discriminate over here! All tiddies welcome!

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 07/10/2026

Cuffing Season Final Auditions filling up fast. Grab your interview slot before it's too late!

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 05/10/2026

When batshit crazy ass Curtis ends up in the Mayor's Mansion, I don't wanna hear boo from NONE OF Y'ALL currently haha-hehee'ing his way into liberal visibility. Y'all are doing more to make him palatable to Democrats than his campaigns could ever do.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

Update: there is a gay couple two rows ahead and they both got big tiddies, Rolexes, and bad tans. I need to go make a joke appropriate for rich gays who still have pooka shells hidden somewhere on their property and often say "I would have voted for Obama a third time if I could've."

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

Also: there are no Black ppl in this lounge and everybody is avg looking. My eyes are starved for beauty. My soul is dying under the oppressive weight of bougie mediocrity. My liver is suffering under a fourth glass of Glenlivet 18 because free liquor is all I have to cling to in these trying times.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

So now I'm embarrassed in front of all the Rich People and I will not in fact meet the Love of My Life on this flight. You may send nudes to make me feel better.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

I was so caught up in the illusion and fantasy of having Rich People money one day that I forgot to empty my water bottle. And the TSA people are LOUD. And they bucked up and castigated me like I ain't never been outside of my house ever in life.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

American Airlines at LAX has this little Rich People check-in room and some valets that escort you to the front of the TSA line.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

Eminem on a Kid Rock track is zero percent surprising to me, a Lifelong Eminem Hater.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 26/09/2026

My CEO said this was his favorite outfit he's seen somebody wear in real life. I be trying to tell them people I'm a blessing to the company just by existing. #blackfashion #corporatebaddies

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 20/09/2026

Ella Langley is out of her fucking mind. There are so many other places to choose. I'm going to die here.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 14/09/2026

Zac is a misogynistic gambling addict. I really wanna ask Jen if she understands how COMPLETLY off her shit she's being right now in order for us to actually side with Zac. I can't believe that delusional little narcissist has me siding with A MAN. I'm sick about this. #SecretLivesofMormonWives

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/09/2026

Fulton Street in the Financial District is quite a location to choose for your three year old to ride his Big Wheel tricycle.

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Ice Cube's Intense Stare

ALT: Ice Cube's Intense Stare

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/09/2026

Like. Nobody from NYC wears these tacky ass t-shirts. This is for you to virtue signal down at the local Advance Auto Parts and to show Earl and the gang that you took a trip to the big city to gawk at Mamdanistan's homeless people and see if Olive Garden tastes the same.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/09/2026

More people died from COVID last week than died in 9/11 so we know you do not really care about dead Americans anyway or you would have worn a mask to Applebees back when we told you to.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/09/2026

Alright, it's 9/12. Wrap it up. We see what y'all say about NYC every other day of the year, and then suddenly "we're all Americans" so you can tap into a lil Collective Grief Performance once a year.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 10/09/2026

Did you know Robyn turned down a record deal with Jive before they found Britney Spears? Max Martin and Barry Weiss (head of Jive) were both happy at the prospect of finding someone easier to control, and turn her into the American Robyn. overpricedvodka.com/2026/09/10/t...

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The Sisterhood of the Britney Spears Imitators - Overpriced Vodka

The story of Britney Spears actually starts with Robyn...

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 10/09/2026

The definitive Britney Spears pyramid

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 10/09/2026

Week 10: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Jade That's Showbiz Baby!

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 09/09/2026

You can even take a selfie in the mirror if you need to show everyone your individual, unique, never seen before take on fashion that we've seen for forty years.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 09/09/2026

My favorite part of y'all feeding the AI monster and poisoning some random Black community so you can see what you looked like in the 80s is the part where you could just go to a thrift store and try that stuff on instead.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 05/09/2026

Mom says don't forget your sunscreen.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/09/2026

So for all of the people wondering how this song has been number one for 20 weeks and you’ve never heard it, ask yourself how you would have heard it? When would you have the opportunity to hear, not only a new song, but a new country song? overpricedvodka.com/2026/09/03/c...

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“Choosin’ Texas” is the biggest song you’ve never heard. - Overpriced Vodka

When would you have the opportunity to hear, not only a new song, but a new country song, in our fractured reality of entertainment consumption?

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/09/2026

Week 9: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Boyz II Men Cooleyhighharmony

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/09/2026

I do not understand you people at all. You can literally find another book series to obsess over. There is plenty to choose from.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/09/2026

There is nothing in this world that I liked at 13 that I am so attached to at 40 that I would tie myself in knots to keep engaging with when I know the creator is a shitty person. Zero things.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 31/08/2026

The bad news: O'Hare doesn't even have a Centurion Lounge so I'm just sitting here for hours waiting on a flight that has now been delayed twice. The good news: people are very dumb and I just watched this guy spend five minutes trying to put a USB-C plug into the regular ass electrical socket.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 30/08/2026

So. They decided to send one bus at a time for the airport shuttle since the train is down for maintenance. Chicago is really just not that girl.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 28/08/2026

Also, I got in a fight at the airport. Not with an employee, obviously -- I was raised right. It was an entitled straight white man who decided he could cut 30 people in line to get his bag when a manager showed up to check luggage tickets. If I end up on YouTube, at least my outfit is cute.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 28/08/2026

The good news: I'm omw to my hotel. The bad news: Late night road construction means one open lane and it will take 30 extra minutes to get there. The worse news: I have no luggage.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 28/08/2026

The good news is: I finally landed. The bad news is: my bag got here three hours ago?

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 28/08/2026

After several flight delays, I have decided to simply live in the airport. Please forward my mail to LaGuardia Terminal B.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 27/08/2026

Week 8: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Miranda Lambert Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

Having those two songs as my early introduction to Dolly set me up for life and I've been a country music fan ever since. Thanks Dolly for being such an undeniable talent that it opened a whole new genre up for a 7-year-old Black boy digging through his sister's stuff.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

I caught something on TV (maybe VH1) about the song having been written by Dolly Parton, so off I went to my sister's old bedroom to see if she had any Dolly Parton CDs, and of course she did. "I Will Always Love You" was on Jolene.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

She had binders and binders full of music, but I pretty much stuck to Black music until Whitney Houston released "I Will Always Love You."

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

When my sister was in college, I took it upon myself to REGULARLY go through all her stuff. I used to borrow her books, read her old journals, and dig into her CD collection. She was an intense audiophile and lover of all kinds of music, and she bought CDs every Tuesday.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

In general, there was just very little whiteness -- when a movie didn't have enough Black people, we didn't even watch it in our house.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was my first White Lady. My parents were very old, very Southern, very Black, and very Christian. My mother only allowed Gospel music in the house and my dad, while more lenient toward secular music, was still firmly rooted in soul and R&B music. There was no country in our home.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

There is something so extremely broken in Straight White Men.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

Without Real Housewives there would be no Love & Hip-Hop. Without Love & Hip-Hope there would be no Cardi B. So, in some ways, Vicki Gunvalson is responsible for WAP. Somebody should tell her that and see what she says.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 22/08/2026

It came out cute. Very much Cool Grandma.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 21/08/2026

My male shopper put a loaf of bread in the bottom of the bag with a bunch of bananas and 3 pounds of sweet potatoes. I promise y'all we are not dragging men nearly enough for being completely useless.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 21/08/2026

Do you start a massive project in your living room after dinner when you know you have an 8am presentation or are you normal?

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