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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 07/10/2026

Also: we don't discriminate over here! All tiddies welcome!

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 07/10/2026

Cuffing Season Final Auditions filling up fast. Grab your interview slot before it's too late!

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 05/10/2026

When batshit crazy ass Curtis ends up in the Mayor's Mansion, I don't wanna hear boo from NONE OF Y'ALL currently haha-hehee'ing his way into liberal visibility. Y'all are doing more to make him palatable to Democrats than his campaigns could ever do.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

Update: there is a gay couple two rows ahead and they both got big tiddies, Rolexes, and bad tans. I need to go make a joke appropriate for rich gays who still have pooka shells hidden somewhere on their property and often say "I would have voted for Obama a third time if I could've."

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

Also: there are no Black ppl in this lounge and everybody is avg looking. My eyes are starved for beauty. My soul is dying under the oppressive weight of bougie mediocrity. My liver is suffering under a fourth glass of Glenlivet 18 because free liquor is all I have to cling to in these trying times.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

American Airlines at LAX has this little Rich People check-in room and some valets that escort you to the front of the TSA line.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/10/2026

Eminem on a Kid Rock track is zero percent surprising to me, a Lifelong Eminem Hater.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 26/09/2026

My CEO said this was his favorite outfit he's seen somebody wear in real life. I be trying to tell them people I'm a blessing to the company just by existing. #blackfashion #corporatebaddies

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 20/09/2026

Ella Langley is out of her fucking mind. There are so many other places to choose. I'm going to die here.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 14/09/2026

Zac is a misogynistic gambling addict. I really wanna ask Jen if she understands how COMPLETLY off her shit she's being right now in order for us to actually side with Zac. I can't believe that delusional little narcissist has me siding with A MAN. I'm sick about this. #SecretLivesofMormonWives

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/09/2026

Like. Nobody from NYC wears these tacky ass t-shirts. This is for you to virtue signal down at the local Advance Auto Parts and to show Earl and the gang that you took a trip to the big city to gawk at Mamdanistan's homeless people and see if Olive Garden tastes the same.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 10/09/2026

The definitive Britney Spears pyramid

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 10/09/2026

Week 10: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Jade That's Showbiz Baby!

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 05/09/2026

Mom says don't forget your sunscreen.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 03/09/2026

Week 9: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Boyz II Men Cooleyhighharmony

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 31/08/2026

The bad news: O'Hare doesn't even have a Centurion Lounge so I'm just sitting here for hours waiting on a flight that has now been delayed twice. The good news: people are very dumb and I just watched this guy spend five minutes trying to put a USB-C plug into the regular ass electrical socket.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 30/08/2026

So. They decided to send one bus at a time for the airport shuttle since the train is down for maintenance. Chicago is really just not that girl.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 28/08/2026

The good news: I'm omw to my hotel. The bad news: Late night road construction means one open lane and it will take 30 extra minutes to get there. The worse news: I have no luggage.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 28/08/2026

The good news is: I finally landed. The bad news is: my bag got here three hours ago?

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 28/08/2026

After several flight delays, I have decided to simply live in the airport. Please forward my mail to LaGuardia Terminal B.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 27/08/2026

Week 8: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Miranda Lambert Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was my first White Lady. My parents were very old, very Southern, very Black, and very Christian. My mother only allowed Gospel music in the house and my dad, while more lenient toward secular music, was still firmly rooted in soul and R&B music. There was no country in our home.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

There is something so extremely broken in Straight White Men.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 25/08/2026

Without Real Housewives there would be no Love & Hip-Hop. Without Love & Hip-Hope there would be no Cardi B. So, in some ways, Vicki Gunvalson is responsible for WAP. Somebody should tell her that and see what she says.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 22/08/2026

It came out cute. Very much Cool Grandma.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 21/08/2026

My male shopper put a loaf of bread in the bottom of the bag with a bunch of bananas and 3 pounds of sweet potatoes. I promise y'all we are not dragging men nearly enough for being completely useless.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 21/08/2026

Do you start a massive project in your living room after dinner when you know you have an 8am presentation or are you normal?

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 20/08/2026

Week 7: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting FLO Access All Areas

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 17/08/2026

My doctor just called me "young and healthy" so please do not group me with the rest of you middle aged grannies.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 13/08/2026

Week 6: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting The Strokes Is This It

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 11/08/2026

I been talking to this girl on Hinge and I had her over for breakfast this morning. Her: Hey just curious, are you on the spectrum? Me: Ha yeah why do you ask? Her: No reason Anyway, here's my kitchen....

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 10/08/2026

Y'all look at me and my lil friends ❤️

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 06/08/2026

Week 5: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Brandy Afrodisiac

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 31/07/2026

I hate to say it but I think Jasmine is the first Token Black that I've had to actively root against. She has literally never met a wrong hill she wasn't ready to die on. #TheValley

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 30/07/2026

Week 4: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Kenny Chesney No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 29/07/2026

Microdosing vacation by watching The White Lotus with a coupla those lil Delta cookies

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 23/07/2026

Week 3: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting The Saturdays, On Your Radar

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 23/07/2026

Okay! Today I tried to make Wi-Fi....and I made Wi-Fi! I'm basically a barista now. Gonna cut some bangs and name myself Sock.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 22/07/2026

Latte art progress! I was trying to make leaves, but they look like chameleons. Therefore, I was trying to make cameltoes.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 21/07/2026

A moment for childhood Me 🙏 I always wanted a library where I would have my favorite books and photos of my favorite authors. I do not have a library, but I do have lots of bookshelves in my office and now I have my author photos. 🥰🥰🥰

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 16/07/2026

Week 2: What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Please Describe Yourself

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 15/07/2026

This is your sign to make your Corporate Slop Bowl at home and save those $18 bucks.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/07/2026

I'm so disappointed. I was looking for number three y'all!

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/07/2026

When my great aunt died, her husband only lasted a few months, because I think he couldn't live without her. Anyway, here's a picture of Lindsey Graham telling Mitch McConnell his little ladybugs need some attention.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 11/07/2026

Y'all. When is the McRib coming back?

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 09/07/2026

Since I almost never go to the office anymore, this series will be called What Album The People See During My Thursday Meeting Beyoncé, Cowboy Carter

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 01/07/2026

I feel like the world needs a periodic reminder, especially now, that over half of US voters DID NOT VOTE for Trump and actively despise him. His approval rating is trash, even within the party who supported him.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 27/06/2026

Happy Pride! (happier tho if y'all wasn't so dang greedy with these nonsense covers)

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 12/06/2026

WFH Tip of the Day: If you sleep in fancy pajamas, you can get out of bed ten min before a meeting, throw on some accessories, and still look more prepared than everybody else.

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Phil E. Buster @overpricedvodka.com · 08/06/2026

BSA stands for Bank Secrecy Act. And nobody is as secretive as Beyoncé, so I got the horse lady watching over me while I give this BSA/AML training today.

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