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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Normalize saying you have a tongue boner when you’re excited about a meal.
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 18h
That first stream of piss into the toilet is called pee. And after it stops and starts up again is why it's called pee-pee.
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had Ditka over Death 21-7
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not sure if this is real, they've been having "Going out of business" sales for 50+ years
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cowboys & Aliens vs Predator
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions
A still from Pawn Stars
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
add "Buena Vista" pronounced as "Boo-na Vista"
Road sign with correct pronunciation of places in Virginia
Staunton stan-ten
Norfolk naw-fuhk
henrico hen-rye-ko
Powhatan pow-ah-tan
Poquoson Pah-ko-sen
Botetourt bot-a-tot
McGaheysville mih-gak-eez
Faquier Faw-keer
Appomattox uh-puh-mah-ticks
Roanoke row-noke
Chick stick chuck-a-tuck
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not many other options after Hungary closed shop
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Twilight zone monster on a plane looking in the window
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WHRO Public Media @whropublicmedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As the hometown newspaper cut staff and TV stations left one small Virginia town, a website appeared touting a new, trusted source of local news. But the who, what, when, where and why of it have baffled residents. Check out our full coverage here: tinyurl.com/bd6hx8m2
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I found it!
A playground slide made of brown painted concrete that is supposed to look like a cowboy hat but looking rather clit like, in Bear Creek park in Denver
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feeling kind of positive about the whole affair. Heartbreak, sure. But like 10 penalties and 4 turnovers and we were still in a position to win. Those things are fixable.
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my neighbors painted their house black and hung black shutters and then a week later put up a ton of Halloween decorations. Not sure if it's a permanent change or another step in the ever escalating and elaborate Halloween decoration trend.
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FATRAT!!
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fook ya, good timing
An FC Kaiserslautern post immediately before my post (with an FCK Avatar) on the skyline
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ball Arena in Denver, named after the legendary Coors Party Ball
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's just how normal upstairs rooms work in Germany
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pop Watson has the juice
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you searched the entire grounds?
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It's a hard knock life for us. Hooray!!"
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dune 3: the Turgiding
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rum, it's for breakfast
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The guy making 1950s recipes is very funny h/t @danrenzi on TT
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really shouldn't have named the boat 'The Pequod'
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't mess with runners during a race, they're already mad they gotta run. Looks like he got his ass beat.
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screenshot of a YouTube video titled levitating man trick revealed with a picture of a metal contraption for a levitating street performer
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Resealable bags have become more difficult to reseal while simultaneously becoming harder to open. We had the technology
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth hails fewer, generals
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rightwing sites only playing the Schmitt questioning with Jack Smith's initial responses looks incriminating without the Klobuchar or Kennedy followups. Mission accomplished, I guess.
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If sharks are the bears of the sea, then whale sharks are the pandas of the sea
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
News headline with picture of woman taking a selfie uncomfortably close to a bison with the headline reading "Bison selfie? Yellowstone officials ask 'Dave Matthews' to keep their distance from wildlife"
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's about $270 per licensed driver in 6 months
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need a Trek-themed eye patch after drinking out of my spock-ear mug
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they know Predator was just a movie, right?
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let him in at about,...ooh, sometime after 8am
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The King is fucking mad
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Except Virginia Tech won a road game
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hokies are supposed to play better the shittier the weather is. This is written
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 26/09/2026
they say Virginia Tech made this field goal, just gonna take their word for it
ATTEMPT
VIRGINIA TECH
VT
3-0
3 30 11:58 40
O
BOSTON COLLEGE
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wasn't gonna watch enough of the Central Arkansas game to wait for an explanation lol
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It must have messed up the various sports trackers too. Was listening to the post-game Franklin interview on VT Sports and the Google game tracker still had it at the 2-min timeout
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flicking gravity switch on and off repeatedly, for research purposes
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day 4 of nor'easter. Let's move it along, jesus
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Billy Preston time
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Venus stepping on Saturn's territory
'Saturn Devouring His Son' painting by Francisco Goya ~1820
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shave pattern is perfect to provide a good seal for his sleep apnea mask
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Jimbo @outsidejimbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah, same. so much
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