outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There's a character on the latest season of Reacher who announces he's an Ai technician and is immediately murdered. I know someone's being pandered to, and I'm concerned it might be me. 010
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I will vote for whoever makes it illegal for politicians to text me. 001
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I get that companies provide YouTubers with ad scripts, and that the point is to highlight the services being offered, but it's tough not to feel some credibility is undermined when the person whose thoughts I'm interested in hearing explains they can't manage to arrange a doctor's appointment. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Based on your shopping trends, we think you'll be interested in: Sinus headache relief; sinus infection medication; antihistamines; migraine therapy... Well, that's foreboding. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I never realized Fairuza Balk was in the Worst Witch. Also, Tim Curry's character is unfortunately named "the Grand Wizard." 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Has anybody made the comparison between AI and the lament configuration yet? I've been talking to Google's AI about it, and it seems very interested in the similarities. 100
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Watching the 90's animated Spider-Man. Jameson, furiously shouting about looking ridiculous compared to other networks, ends with "...even Fox." J.J. Jameson is woke. I was shocked too. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Air Bud, but karate. Have we done that one yet? 110
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 03/08/2026ACAB doesn't apply to Columbo, right? 010
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I remember watching Stigmata when I was younger, and it seemed to present as such a radical and controversial idea. Watching it now, it's basically just "but what if Jesus was Protestant?" 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026During filming for Sudden Death, cardboard cut-outs were used to fill in crowd shots, as they could not afford to pay for more extras. Those cut-outs would later be repurposed to fill empty seats in theaters showing the film Sudden Death. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Inferno? More like Dante's Inferno, because this movie is really really bad. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Jean-Claude Van Damme is neither Kylie Minogue nor Raul Julia, and as such, I did not remember he was in the movie Street Fighter. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Allegedly, Kickboxer and Bloodsport are two different movies. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026In Lionheart, when the greased up shirtless dudes wrestle in a half drained pool for a crowd of cheering, coked-up Los Angeles elites, I couldn't help but feel this is an allegory for a much more challenging film. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If Timecop was made today, the ending would reveal a clever misdirect, wherein it's revealed the masked goon who killed JCVD's wife was actually him from the future, covertly saving her. Instead, Ron Silver turns into goo. Tough to say which is the richer narrative experience. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watching Double Impact. The Belgian accented JCVD raised in Hong Kong keeps calling the Belgian accented JCVD from America the f-slur because he's mad at him for speaking to his woman. Also, there's a predatory lesbian goon, and a surprising amount of ball torture. The 90's sure was a decade. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026After weeks of speculation and obfuscation regarding Senator Mitch McConnell's health, Senator Lindsey Graham has died. 031
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The coexistence of Yellowstone, the Righteous Gemstones, and Succession suggests that around 2016, someone in Hollywood, presumably high on cocaine, would not shut the fuck up about America having its own King Leer. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I'm starting to suspect JD Vance converted to Catholicism just to give Evangelicals more ammunition to use against the Church. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just roundhouse... wait. What's that? Oh. I suppose I was misinformed. He is dead. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Diegetically speaking, are we to understand clowns have giant feet, or is the joke that they can't afford shoes that fit? Is our cruel mockery at the expense of their physical features or socioeconomic status? 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 09/03/2026When they say oil is at $100 a barrel, that doesn't include the cost of the barrel, right? Has anybody looked into this? 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 02/03/2026There's something so fundamentally stupid about trump's bragging that they killed the potential leaders they had planned to support in Iran because we're "too good" at air strikes. 000
Reposted by outoftheclear.bsky.socialLora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 14/02/2026how we got here 200141682520
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I don't care about the Olympics, and I find the Minions genuinely irritating, but a figure skater whose dream is to bring the Minions to the Olympics is a weirdly compelling story. 010
Reposted by outoftheclear.bsky.socialEvan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 06/02/2026TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did) 47040062074
Reposted by outoftheclear.bsky.socialKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/02/2026CHICAGOANS!!!! Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options. You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org 893668905
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I think I owe a debt of gratitude to Scott Adams, for teaching me, a child who loved cartoons, that some of them can be lame as fuck. 010
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I think a lot of people intuitively downloaded the Epstein files when they were released with the tacit understanding that trump might try to withdraw them or "correct" some missed redaction. Nonetheless, them just disappearing photos they missed of trump is still somehow jarring. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 10/09/2025“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.” - Guy who wasn't expecting to get shot in the neck. 010
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I spilled ginger ale on myself because I was trying to drink while shivering. To whom do I contact about reimbursement for my vaccine injury? 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Had a thought about improving the Penguin series on HBO. What if they put Batman in it? 110
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Obviously, I would never encourage anyone to break the law under any circumstance. Unrelated, multiple Grand Juries have refused to indict people arrested for fucking with cops on their fascist patrols, including the guy who threw a whole sub sandwich at one of them. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 16/08/2025More cartoons the New Yorker didn't want. 010
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Most of my sports knowledge comes from crime documentaries. My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is that he once testified, in court, "I do not have a 10-inch penis... Terry Bollea's penis is not 10 inches." A fitting epitaph. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 21/07/2025More cartoons the New Yorker didn't want. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Cartoons the New Yorker didn't want. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 25/06/202515 years ago, the idea of Aaron Sorkin writing a sequel to the Social Network would have been pretty exciting. Today, it makes me want to pull out my eyeballs and shove them into my ears just to drown out the sound of my own screams. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Lately, I find myself vacillating wildly between wondering if there's a practical need for me to own a crossbow and wondering why I can't stop eating Sun Chips. 000
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025It would be in poor taste to joke about the Pope making his entrance to the 1990's Chicago Bulls intro theme, right? A good Catholic would resist that temptation, right? 010
outoftheclear.bsky.social @outoftheclear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025That's right, fuckers. Deep dish Pope. New York style pizza is now heretical. Italian Beef remains unaffected. 000
Reposted by outoftheclear.bsky.socialjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 03/11/2024free movie idea: "The Thing II: Conclave." the thing is cloistered with a bunch of cardinals and is copying them. we have to stop it, but which cardinal is it? most importantly of all: we can't let it become pope 431380319
