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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Having a lot of dreams with the same theme recently. Before the dream starts I've done something terrible, and now I have to deal with the consequences while simultaneously wondering why I did such a terrible thing. Does anyone else experience this?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The five year old child: "I'd like to live in a floating house" Oh buddy don't worry we're all well on the way to that.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Anybody else feel that hyperbole has become eight trillion times worse over the last couple of years?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
#mildhorror Five Nights at Friends Stephen King's I.T. The Lost Buoys
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
How did we get to a culture where loyalty is a positive virtue and having doubts is a negative? Feels so deliberately cultivated by shitty people and shitty authorities doing shitty things then asking you to trust them and stand by them.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Weird that if I don't understand how something works it's so natural to tell my son it's "magic" rather than "science"
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Cardinal Riché
A twat standing in another twat's office with a really unfortunate kid
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Reading the book we were studying in English class under the table in maths class. I didn't care what the author was thinking when they wrote it, I just wanted to know what happened at the end.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Overthinking the word marshmallow
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is the billionth thought squirted up into the bright Blue Sky
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Halfway through an episode of #WeirdlittleGuys from @socialistdogmom.bsky.social but it's 11pm and if I listen any more while driving home I will be soothed to sleep while learning about the most mediocre all of the mediocre men who become Nazis.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I'm not saying anything SHOULD happen. I'm only saying that if this was a movie and RFK assassinated the president it would be a narratively satisfying plot twist.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
... but halfway across the river the scorpion stung the frog. The frog asked "why have you done this?" And the scorpion said "Well actually studies I've read have shown that scorpion venom can take up to fifteen minutes to negatively impact frog physiology so you're narrative is flawed. IDIOT"
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
All the songs I loved from my formative years: "These are hard times, gotta keep on swinging" Mmmmmm "Nobody understands me, but I'm worth something" Mmmmmm "I hope that bitch swallows poison and dies because she dumped me for a cool guy" Oh. Oh no.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
When you're wearing headphones in public and a banger comes on, how close are you to bursting into song?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
My YouTube adverts are convinced I need therapy and that I'm dumb enough to be convinced to invest my money in my 'favourite' companies. Their only evidence of my dumbness and need for mental health support is that I watch videos on YouTube.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If you wanted to meet someone you had to tell them where and when, then just hope they were there.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Last night I made a pasta so good that I'm considering eating it for breakfast.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Post your favourite Doctor Who
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a man in a polka dot shirt is pointing at the word cake
Alt: a comedian called Eddie Izzard in a polka dot shirt asking the audience if they want cake or death
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Post a villain you love
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a man playing a trumpet and a man playing a guitar are standing next to each other
Alt: A godlike being with a childish sense of humour playing a trumpet, while a distinguished gentleman looks on in frustration.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My brain on repeat 🎶And when I get that feeeeling I need: potion of healing🎶 #baldursgate3
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My actual dog has formed a bond with my #baldursgate3 dog and is now whining at the inactive TV, pining for his return.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
A reminder to anyone considering being born with a profound disability in the UK. Don't! If you can't earn you will have to fight to get any benefits; and in the cruelest twist even if you do successfully apply the money will be taken back from you if you need any funded social care support.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
What if we've discovered all the good soup combinations now
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Do you think one of the accidental positives of AI ruining all the search engines will be people asking experts questions, instead of asking Dr Google?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
So do I but you don't hear me bragging about it
An Iona table lamp, and I find this funny because Iona sounds like I own a. That's the joke.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Red team and blue team unable to communicate with each other and find common ground?? Can't believe they made Squid Game political! *Please note this is not a serious post. Don't shout at me.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Hangover in my 20s: Oww my head hurts Hangover in my 40s: My nose is blocked, all my bodily fluids are now acid, and I keep remembering the worst things I've ever done.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Using hide and seek as an opportunity to lie down in the dark is smart parenting
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
No please actually I'd like to retain a *low* powered lawyer.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
If you could only ingest one brown liquid A) what would you choose? 2) which would be the hardest to give up? iii) did this question upset you?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
What is this fresh hell? #connections
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is also what's happening to a lot of our parents but they can only ruin Christmas, not entire nations.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Maybe these woke ghosts are just jealous of the chains I forged in life?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
How much vetting do you do before you follow someone? Do you check their other posts? Their replies? Their other followers? The Feng Shui of their living room?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Please can we call our skeets *shudders in disgust* or posts or whatever the current nomenclature is... Thoughts I thought this I like this thought I am going to rethink this PLEASE I'M DESPERATE
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I really tried to enjoy Pacific Drive but when you make me collect resources for over an hour with no save function, then tell me that hour didn't count and everything I collected was lost... You've lost me.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I want to do that 20 day meaningful book challenge but it would just be 20 Discworld books.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
A stranger talked to me while I was making tea at work so I couldn't run away, now my day is ruined.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Why would I ever want num lock to be off? Those buttons don't do anything else.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I asked Google yesterday not to show me content* from GB** News*** and Google did not listen. Need to find a new search engine. Any suggestions? *Propaganda **Big ol' Racist ***Shitheads
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hahaha I'm only blocked by one person but they've blocked 966,000 other people 😅 Hard to take that personally but I'll try.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I feared reading this but this is exactly the level of historical critique A Knight's Tale demands
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Tell me something you read / watched that shaped who you are today. Please.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Moments like this make me so glad to be here. A cool person rewatching a 30 year old TV show, and in her comments - there's the writer of the best episode explaining her thought process 🤩🍿
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I don't understand how anyone gets to work on time.
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Damn this assassin had a friendly smile for his barista too. What's not to like?!
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Has anyone strongly disagreed with your sentiments on Bluesky today?
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OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Can't decide if it's better to be on many lists or no lists
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