OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Having a lot of dreams with the same theme recently. Before the dream starts I've done something terrible, and now I have to deal with the consequences while simultaneously wondering why I did such a terrible thing. Does anyone else experience this? 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025The five year old child: "I'd like to live in a floating house" Oh buddy don't worry we're all well on the way to that. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Anybody else feel that hyperbole has become eight trillion times worse over the last couple of years? 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 31/07/2025#mildhorror Five Nights at Friends Stephen King's I.T. The Lost Buoys 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 25/07/2025How did we get to a culture where loyalty is a positive virtue and having doubts is a negative? Feels so deliberately cultivated by shitty people and shitty authorities doing shitty things then asking you to trust them and stand by them. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Weird that if I don't understand how something works it's so natural to tell my son it's "magic" rather than "science" 000 0
Reposted by OuterFocussoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened? 72202494588 20.2K
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Reading the book we were studying in English class under the table in maths class. I didn't care what the author was thinking when they wrote it, I just wanted to know what happened at the end. 100 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This is the billionth thought squirted up into the bright Blue Sky 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Halfway through an episode of #WeirdlittleGuys from @socialistdogmom.bsky.social but it's 11pm and if I listen any more while driving home I will be soothed to sleep while learning about the most mediocre all of the mediocre men who become Nazis. 040 4
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I'm not saying anything SHOULD happen. I'm only saying that if this was a movie and RFK assassinated the president it would be a narratively satisfying plot twist. 020 2
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 20/01/2025... but halfway across the river the scorpion stung the frog. The frog asked "why have you done this?" And the scorpion said "Well actually studies I've read have shown that scorpion venom can take up to fifteen minutes to negatively impact frog physiology so you're narrative is flawed. IDIOT" 100 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025All the songs I loved from my formative years: "These are hard times, gotta keep on swinging" Mmmmmm "Nobody understands me, but I'm worth something" Mmmmmm "I hope that bitch swallows poison and dies because she dumped me for a cool guy" Oh. Oh no. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025When you're wearing headphones in public and a banger comes on, how close are you to bursting into song? 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 17/01/2025My YouTube adverts are convinced I need therapy and that I'm dumb enough to be convinced to invest my money in my 'favourite' companies. Their only evidence of my dumbness and need for mental health support is that I watch videos on YouTube. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025If you wanted to meet someone you had to tell them where and when, then just hope they were there. 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Last night I made a pasta so good that I'm considering eating it for breakfast. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Post your favourite Doctor Whomedia.tenor.coma man in a polka dot shirt is pointing at the word cakeAlt: a comedian called Eddie Izzard in a polka dot shirt asking the audience if they want cake or death 020 2
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Post a villain you lovemedia.tenor.coma man playing a trumpet and a man playing a guitar are standing next to each otherAlt: A godlike being with a childish sense of humour playing a trumpet, while a distinguished gentleman looks on in frustration. 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025My brain on repeat 🎶And when I get that feeeeling I need: potion of healing🎶 #baldursgate3 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025My actual dog has formed a bond with my #baldursgate3 dog and is now whining at the inactive TV, pining for his return. 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 06/01/2025A reminder to anyone considering being born with a profound disability in the UK. Don't! If you can't earn you will have to fight to get any benefits; and in the cruelest twist even if you do successfully apply the money will be taken back from you if you need any funded social care support. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025What if we've discovered all the good soup combinations now 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Do you think one of the accidental positives of AI ruining all the search engines will be people asking experts questions, instead of asking Dr Google? 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Red team and blue team unable to communicate with each other and find common ground?? Can't believe they made Squid Game political! *Please note this is not a serious post. Don't shout at me. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Hangover in my 20s: Oww my head hurts Hangover in my 40s: My nose is blocked, all my bodily fluids are now acid, and I keep remembering the worst things I've ever done. 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Using hide and seek as an opportunity to lie down in the dark is smart parenting 040 4
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024No please actually I'd like to retain a *low* powered lawyer. 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024If you could only ingest one brown liquid A) what would you choose? 2) which would be the hardest to give up? iii) did this question upset you? 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024This is also what's happening to a lot of our parents but they can only ruin Christmas, not entire nations. 063 6
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Maybe these woke ghosts are just jealous of the chains I forged in life? 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024How much vetting do you do before you follow someone? Do you check their other posts? Their replies? Their other followers? The Feng Shui of their living room? 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Please can we call our skeets *shudders in disgust* or posts or whatever the current nomenclature is... Thoughts I thought this I like this thought I am going to rethink this PLEASE I'M DESPERATE 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I really tried to enjoy Pacific Drive but when you make me collect resources for over an hour with no save function, then tell me that hour didn't count and everything I collected was lost... You've lost me. 100 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I want to do that 20 day meaningful book challenge but it would just be 20 Discworld books. 170 7
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024A stranger talked to me while I was making tea at work so I couldn't run away, now my day is ruined. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Why would I ever want num lock to be off? Those buttons don't do anything else. 010 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I asked Google yesterday not to show me content* from GB** News*** and Google did not listen. Need to find a new search engine. Any suggestions? *Propaganda **Big ol' Racist ***Shitheads 100 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Hahaha I'm only blocked by one person but they've blocked 966,000 other people 😅 Hard to take that personally but I'll try. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I feared reading this but this is exactly the level of historical critique A Knight's Tale demands 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Tell me something you read / watched that shaped who you are today. Please. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Moments like this make me so glad to be here. A cool person rewatching a 30 year old TV show, and in her comments - there's the writer of the best episode explaining her thought process 🤩🍿 040 4
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I don't understand how anyone gets to work on time. 000 0
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Damn this assassin had a friendly smile for his barista too. What's not to like?! 100 1
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Has anyone strongly disagreed with your sentiments on Bluesky today? 020 2
OuterFocus @outerfocus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Can't decide if it's better to be on many lists or no lists 010 1