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oudemia

@oudemia.bsky.social
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malingering classicist/anti-fascist/music lover/hockey fan/Jersey 🍅

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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 7h
Efficiency and progress is ours once more.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the few games I was always happy to play with everyone, because here too the other games are all about Balkan grain output.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just today I started seeing a bunch of comments along the lines of "OMG imagine caring about $6 gas, that's just poor financial management." I guess the memo went out.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If DOJ can extract $8.5m from Langone under bogus False Claims Act assertions relating to gender affirming care then I expect the next Dem admin to extract nothing less than $850 billion from GOP slush fund vendors like Palantir and SpaceX.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rubbing alcohol if lipstick
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Put that on a tshirt so we all know.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At the Beach 1966 by Christopher Brosius
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All those black leotards in Pippin will be better for them than cowboy hats.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(I got the very same 58%)
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A very merry/marry/Mary Mischief Night to you!
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A friend was a Daily Show writer at the time and she told me that they all sat with that issue thinking, “This should have been us.” (They weren’t allowed to go anywhere near it.)
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who's the 1? GlusenX? Golden?
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We have a shared bank account with like $5 in it for these sorts of reasons. (Can you open one real fast on line?)
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everyone admits! This is everyone's if-I-had-a-time-machine show!
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oof.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Their Fromage du Jura are a big hit in my house.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The root beer float -- perfection
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I just read this and spit out my sassafras candy (purchased from a roadside stand in Warren Co.).
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I always admired rhyming "stomach" with "something."
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Slightly citrus-y bubble gum to me. (My kid loved it. I love the ads?)
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Man legit looks like he is crying.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I found the book Panic-Free Pregnancy deeply soothing for these reasons.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I miss old school hockey twitter.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I mean, it was a mass $$ solicitation! Don't sound like a stalker, Mr Candidate!
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I blocked some Dem politician because he sent a text saying, “oudemia — are you blocking my calls????” Jump scare.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A thousand years ago, on the Ben Stiller Show, Janeane Garafalo had a bit called "B- Time Traveler."
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This thread is now quite the kaleidoscope.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh I will be so mad if that goes the grim direction. Also, you need to move your primary, my god.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That was so good.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also once people see how good at speaking el-Sayed is, it's just not going to be the same story. It will become one of those things where everybody attacking Zohran for being normal comes off as a psychopath. IRL he comes across as a handsome doctor guy and Rogers emanates DUI.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of my favorite books, with, of course, one of the best opening lines, ever.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh I was thinking, "Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine."
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I am mining coal in Wigan.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I imagine these are very different sounds. Wolfe: An almost elegant single syllable, not quite fwee, but something like that. Goodwin: a big ole American FOO-EY!
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jeni's got pretty bossy with it.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Jeffrey Lewis album of Crass covers is fun too.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The grandeur . . .
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No other breed surpasses the Bernese Mountain Dog in elegance, gravitas, and dignity of bearing.
The head and shoulders of a black, white, and rust dog. He is fast asleep, his eyes rolled back into his head, his tongue sticking out between his teeth.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My feelings about the movie are very much informed by Euripides’ Trojan plays where he goes long on But what if: everyone felt guilty/war sucks/the Greeks suck/the Trojans are just better/in fact we can say the Trojans won and the Greeks lost because of how bad everything is. Read the Trojan Women!
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I laughed out loud in the movie theater, described it immediately to friends as "the one unmitigated howler" of the movie, and have been walking around saying, "Our Bronze Age is ending!" for the 5 days since I saw it.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s me! Obviously I had a million quibbles and million choices I would have made differently — so what?! It was great fun to see Nolan’s choices. We have been receiving and reinterpreting this text for 3k years! The actual text itself is the site of vying lineages and versions of the stories . . .
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Herodotos calls the Ethiopians “the most beautiful people in the world.”
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I like his jaunty hat.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He likes to snatch them right off my face.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I bet it's easier to frisbee-throw a naan than it is to javelin-throw a baguette.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Not saying he's right or wrong, but Europe would be safer if every country murdered dozens of children at summer camp."
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I thought he was Peter Brady.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mr Rudall staged an Agamemnon where the sacrifice of Iphigenaia was performed on stage as a dumb show and when they slit her throat a bolt of red silk rolls out and becomes the carpet for the carpet scene. Truly great.
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I fucking love maple creemees so much. 🫶
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oudemia @oudemia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You know who else was tested? That's right . . .
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