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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Teeny baby doing a guttural burp as if she just shotgunned a beer will never not amaze me.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Play The Gang with your non-boardgaming family.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wearing raw denim overalls. This is the first day of the rest of my life.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

GET A WIFE THAT SUPPORTS YOU LIKE THIS.

Text exchange.

Me: Ordered myself a torta to go.

My wife: Atta boy

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here are our upcoming shows (and our show from last night, whoops). This poster is replacing one which was deemed too heavy and depressing by the rest of the band.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just borrowed a cup of sugar from my parents, I’m on my big bad wolf shit fr

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Weezer Lyric Bot @weezerlyricbot.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Discussing with my wife which of our vocal habits our daughter will pick up. I think I will shed a single tear when she rips a "Hell yeah, dude."

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We’re ahead of schedule this season.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Don't do this at our shows unless you're playing something that has at least a weight of 4.18 on BoardGameGeek.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember when everyone pretended to be grossed out by the word "moist"?

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hey man we're gonna get together and run through some trials and tribulations if you wanna join.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me wearing my Foxing shirt scoping out other emo dads at my daughter's first "Little Gym" session.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Have to assume she's offering $80 to get it outta her house.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

[In a normal speaking voice into the void]: Our next show is 9/26 at The Forge in Ben Wheeler, Tx.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Having a nice time as I read through the Costco Wikipedia page and immediately hootin' and hollerin' as I realize Costco Hot Dog has its own page.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watching The Studio and considering becoming a film bro.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The cilantro-soap gene is a skill issue.

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Robert Wilonsky @robertwilonsky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

For Your Weekend Listening (and Viewing) Pleasure: Weezer just released its 20th record. I tend to stop at its second, "Pinkerton," which the band played in full at Deep Ellum Live Dec. 18, 1996, with most of the debut. Someone videotaped the whole wild-ass night. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-cw...

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Weezer - Live at Deep Ellum, Dallas (December 18, 1996)

YouTube video by gilmi

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When I delete AND report to spam.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I am listening to the new Weezer album.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Sorry I haven't been on here in a minute, we've got a show on Thursday at Three Links. www.ticketweb.com/event/hippie...

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Travel crib for sale on Facebook marketplace in Fort Worth. Friend in Arlington is handling the pickup. Wife and I overlooking from home as shown below.

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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The math rock will continue until morale improves.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Happy birthday to three goats: Willie Nelson, Dale Earnhardt, and my sister.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

You unfortunately have to give it up for mousepads surviving through obsoletion.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Old enough to realize the necessity of washing my denim in the washing machine. Young enough to remember the days of staining the bath tub blue. My whimsiness will not die, it will evolve.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

What are the rules for selecting a Wikipedia article's top image because I have to assume there's a better one to represent Krist Novoselic.

Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic playing the accordion in 2024.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

New sunn O))) album is good. Not intelligent enough to differentiate it from their other albums, but I'm listening to it and thinking yep that's what I wanted.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

The ending of The Pitt season 2 just leaked:

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Eight beers in firing up American Truck Simulator.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Listening to Casiopea and having a great time.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

🚨DALLAS GIG ALERT🚨 JAMBALOO TODAY AT MANHATTAN PROJECT. MUSIC STARTS AT 2. FREE SHOW, GET HERE.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Does anyone still have fun with White Elephant? Feel like we need to move back to Secret Santa being the default "don't wanna buy everyone a gift"-solution.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

This is my first time listening to Shmap'n Shmazz as an actual album rather than just listening to it as part of Analaphabetapolothology and while I've always loved Cap'n Jazz, I've never realized that it truly is a 10/10 album.

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Ottoman Turks @ottomanturkstx.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I'm literally just walking around in a good mood and then I remember the A&M game and get sad. College football is one of the best things in the world.

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