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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s comin up on spooky time, so the spoop season Lambchop is back out!! And the canine embodiment of anxiety is LOCKED IN!!

Spooky season lambchop being laser focus stared at by Beau

Beau laser focus staring at spooky season Lambchop

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Today, I found out I have many things in common with Red Velvet Mites

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It’s a tad warm today It’s truly the only negative to working outside

With a slightly manic look in their eye, sweat dripping down their nose, and crazy hair barely held in place by a backwards cap, this homosexual toils in the sun arranging plants during work

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Just nailed and interview at a greenhouse and nursery, bought an heirloom tomato from a local grower, and got offered the job before I left!!! Now cooling down in the basement before getting into some projects and video gaming on breaks!! AND!! My pits smell amazing! Great day!

Just a goofy dork who’s excited for the near future for the first time in a hot minute! Said goofy dork is clad in only underwear and socks, and the good lord intended

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Sure, you’re gay, but are you “chardonnay matching your screws” gay??

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Why does this bathroom have a cuck chair…?

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Finally made it to the gym after a month of physical and mental health *BULLSHIT* Please clap

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

The bathroom at The Pie Spot here in Portland gives SUCH strong @sarahmackattack.bsky.social energy and I love it

Bathroom chalkboard wall with the prompt “What is your FAVORITE BUG?” With a beautiful rosy maple moth on it. Surrounding the prompt are many entries included ‘shrimps’ (because shrimps is bugs), mole cricket, orb weaver, praying mantis, a Volkswagen beetle, and “FUCK ICE AND LOVE PIES”

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

This twunk callin people sluts…

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

6 year update pic, since FB decided to remind me 245-ish lbs in 2020 205-ish last week

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

First workout of the year in the books, first in several months, and second day back on ADHD/chronic fatigue meds, feeling pretty damn good!!

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

The new Chikfila in Gateway area of Portland got SLAMMED yesterday by one of the lost vibrant rainbows I’ve seen in a while! THE POWER OF GAY COMPELS YOU!! LEAVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AND RETURN TO THE STRIP CLUB THAT YOU WERE!! (The land where this is has been at least two different strip clubs)

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Anyone wanna guess when I lost access to my ADHD/ME-CFS (chronic fatigue) medication?? Fuck US medical insurance

Graph depicting my recorded activity level over the past 6 months, showing a sharp decline in activity over the last 3 months

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Hi. It’s a high pain day. Bending down takes a hot minute. And now my shorts are dead.

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Just finished up an interview, feeling good about it

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

After a few weeks of feeling really gross (pain flares, depression, etc) I’m feeling both cute and thicc today, and the curls are DEFINITELY curling today

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Felt real cite rockin the curls this morning, it looked good, felt good So why didn’t a SINGLE girl, gay, or they tell me what was going on?!?!?

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

In @ingot.bsky.social’s words, “it’s not supposed to do that.”

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

My attitude may be low, but my shorts were high, and that counted for something today

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Got gussied up last night, so glad to have been at your wedding, Karlin and Isaiah!!

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Wood scraps in the fire pit, putting in pavers to keep Beau dog from digging (stupid adorable idiot), and King Neptune from Threshold Brewing. It’s a good (retail) Friday

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Forgot to upload, but finished the hood! Definitely room for improvement, but made for a very happy pup, just in time for the SEAPAH/PDXPAH meetup this weekend!

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

It’s so cool to see Adam Lambert’s gotten into video game voice overs!

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Customizing my roommate’s pup hood. Apparently I’m open to commissions…? The weird things you do as a crafty bitch

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

I finished up a long woodworking project, so I’m taking care of my under eye bags as a treat

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Mushrooming on st Helens with @ofrootandbone.bsky.social today was the escape I needed Lobbies and Kings and Chanties and da lil froggo

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Was going through pics today and realized how much I’ve changed in confidence over 6 ish years. Gains and loses and evolution. #180, #240, #205, and today at #215, but feeling most comfident at my second heaviest weight. Bodies and brains are fuckin weird, my dudes

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

My roommate said gym at 11am. I finally went by myself at 1. My only regret is getting my car’s seats damp. Back to job applications and woodworking projects

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

As of this morning, I am qui labore cessatum, so if anyone in PDX ish area knows of an open job in comms, inventory, or admin, let a bitch know, please??

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

My ass has smothered the memory out of this memory foam and I’ve never been so immaculately aware of the size of my own ass *cue The Shape of You*

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

This monstera I got from @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social a fee years ago is one of the most robust and resilient plants I own, it’s survived a few months of forgetting to water it, and a partially cracked stem from growing too heavy before I could restake it

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Just misread “widowed” on someone’s profile as “endowed”, so I’m goings go jump off a bridge Anyways, get tested, wash your hands!

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

We’re talking about big hairy legs?

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Garden work in the heat is the WORST, but at least you can soak a crop tank and short shorts as often as you want

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

So I shaved the sides of my head and when I combed my hair out it… stayed. It stayed exactly where I combed it. For once in my fucking life. To be fair, the other side is a FUCKING mess

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Recently pulled off that At-Home-Sleep-Study Realness look and lemme tell ya… Not a fan, that shit was annoying

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

If hair is gonna hair as it wants, at least biceps are gonna bicep

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Otternaught @otternaught.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

This week in Fitness with Forrest

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