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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 6h
One U.S. senator can destroy a state?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
Trump: "Texas will be almost instantaneously destroyed if Talafreako gets in"
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 6h
It’s like five women blew up and were randomly reassembled.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 6h
People for whom the culture wars are a dogma.
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🌊 DudeTheyreOnToMe 24:7🌊 @dancinginthestreet.bsky.social · 19h
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah, if he told you to change your company from Amazon to Mississippi you’d do it in an instant.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 11h
They learned nothing from the 1970’s cigarette marketing strategy, “Tobacco: It Won’t Turn Your Lungs Into Crisped Lumps of Charcoal All That Much.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h
wow -- Fox Business is now treating Trump's completely made up economic boasts as though they are factual. Note the citation here -- "The White House" Reminder that the entire US economy is about $32t. If we really had $21t flowing in, you'd notice it Fox thinks their viewers are really dumb
Fox Biz screencap that says: "$21 TRILLION INVESTMENTS POURING INTO THE US"
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 12h
Evangelicals have proofed themselves against this truth. Their defense is that only by opposing gay “sin” can they truly love their neighbors. “We aren’t hurting you, we simply refuse to let you hurt yourself” is the defense, and it’s thinner than a human hair.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 12h
“Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.”
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 13h
…but who will write essays now?
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 15h
Spoiler: No, we fucking aren’t.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20h
If your election-security plan begins by removing independent observers, the optics department has already called in sick.
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nojustdan.bsky.social @nojustdan.bsky.social · 19h
The problem is Texas has mastered SELECTIVE voter suppression. They make it painful to vote in heavily populated (lots of Democrats Harris County, Dallas County, Bexar) areas and pain free in reliably red rural areas. They literally choose their voters.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 16h
The numbers counsel caution. Hinojosa and Talarico are leading well within the margin of error in most polls. And while few MAGA remain enthusiastic, the hate for liberalism is real and engrained. Get out the vote. This will come down to ground-game.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 17h
Like everybody else in this administration, he’s a fantasist about both himself and America.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 17h
Tsk. Low testosterone.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 17h
It would be a good look to follow the law? It would be good to retroactively remove people whose character flaws you were paid to detect? That’s your moral compass? That’s your civics?
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 22h
Exactly 💯
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 17h
Fox News when gas prices were dropping under Obama...
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 17h
"We're following the bad advice" is not the flex you think it is.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 17h
Beware the Box.
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Doctor Who: A Mad Man With A Box
ALT: Doctor Who: A Mad Man With A Box
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I Love Animals @animals.pics · 06/10/2026
After three months of being sober I decided to treat myself with a gift. I went to the shelter today and adopted this cute beagle. His name is Nikko ♥️ Three months alcohol free baby!!
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky:
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Münchhausen Flying on a Cannonball
ALT: Münchhausen Flying on a Cannonball
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@petersagal.bsky.social absolutely nails this. Ketanji Brown Jackson has out-originalisted (?) the originalists in several cases, involving the 2nd, 14th and 15th Amendments that revealed the conservative majority to be outcome-obsessed.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There came a point for me when I realized I hated all the characters. When you get to that point, it’s like an awful extended family Thanksgiving you can’t get away from.
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Benedict #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺FBR💙 #NAFO #FELLAS @cosmogalaxy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This isn’t incidental. Vought is more dangerous than Miller, by far. He’s bad and not a fool.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And it’s not weird at all to go around rating men’s T-levels….
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Strong Winona Ryder / Helena Bonham Carter vibes. Gorgeous.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
... I want to see the court-packing come to a screeching halt; I want every executive order reviewed in committee. And when he leaves office, I want him prosecuted criminally, not politically. Impeachment is a political "solution" that hasn't worked in four decades.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unpopular opinion, but I don't want impeachment; it's a political loser over and over again. I want to see the screws of accountability put down so tightly that Trump hasn't got a public nickle to play with, ICE is stripped of its immunity, and the DoJ is forced to disclose the Epstein files. (1/2)
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always go with what makes you comfortable. From a purely aesthetic point of view, faces create emotional connections much more efficiently than partials. But the Internet is a weird place, and protecting your own sense of safety should take precedence.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sit with this truth for a bit.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026
"Whatever conclusions reached by the commission of an octogenarian crank and two billionaires, they'll be handed off to Hegseth, who believes wars are won by whichever side can do the most pushups, and whose obsession with creating an all-white, all-male military is dragging DoD down by the day."
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“Project Meridian” is the stuff of satire
Elon Musk, Newt Gingrich, and Palmer Luckey walk into a bar ... and are given the keys to the DoD.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Veeshy SWAZ! Cock-a-Leaky! Tam-a TOE BISK! Gumbeaux!
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Is it true that you picked up a queer at a No Kings rally? I remind you you are under oath." "It was a beer at a Bruce Springsteen concert." "Dirtbag! Perjurer!"
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Biden… er, Second Trump Admin deciding to send Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine, provided it didn’t deplete stocks. thehill.com/policy/defen...
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Pentagon says Ukraine can have Tomahawk missiles: Report
The Pentagon has given approval to the White House to send long-range Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine, potentially fulfilling President Volodymyr Zelensky’s desire for more weapons in his countr…
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the judicial philosophy equivalent of not being able to find the clitoris.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saints might want to spend some time talking about how to tackle this week….
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
First and 25…. Shough really is a different human late in the game.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shough and Olave are a great tandem.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because the Saints need to demonstrate the slowest zone rotations in history!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The corrupt gangsters running this government violate the law daily and use government funds for partisan politics to bribe voters in violation of the law. Trump has been emboldened by a rogue Supreme Court which has given him immunity and taken a blowtorch to the Constitution.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cafes used to be a LOT ruder.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let's all have a big round of what the fuck is he talking about.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing says "America is Great Again" like sacrificing American cities to your Moloch.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's always such a good time when women rate each other on their rapeability index.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Crudite Mart. Super cheap butter.
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otterhat.bsky.social @otterhat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seems to work like one... but it's like he married an Ebow and a pitch-shifter, so you go, Scholz. You just freaking go.
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