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OttawaSwede

@ottawaswede.bsky.social
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Fan of secular humanism, kindness, science, democracy & rule of law. Piano man, Beatles guy, dog lover. Introverted husband and father. I mostly lurk, rarely post. 🇸🇪🇨🇦

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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Clause 4, once hunted down, hog tied, and stuffed into a suitcase — deport his white supremacy ass to El Salvador, South Africa, or Mars.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd like to see Zuck dropped from a plane over the ocean.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JFC. You’re talking to Zuck about his outfits? Not how Zuck consistently boosts political disinformation, lies, and hate speech — a true cancer on society — because “engagement”? Could you at least ask him if he died of shame after the Billions wasted on the pathetic Metaverse fiasco? No?
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dems should start a Sledgehammer Pledge. Everybody is invited to the National Demolition party of Jan 21, 2029 when the entire country tears down all the tacky arches, ballrooms, and gold statues. Everything he has touched — gone. Combined with a Restore the White House & Rose Garden Party.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alito & Thomas. Of course. Lawless GOP activists in robes. Shame, shame, shame. They deserve impeachment and pariah status forever.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Evergreen statement
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Most corrupt president in US history? It’s much, much worse than that. He’s orders of magnitude more corrupt than all the other presidents combined. He’s in a class with Putin-Saddam-Suharto-Marcos et al. A kleptocrat to his core.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Evergreen statement.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Get Musk out of elections? YES, definitely. But also: get Musk out of the US forever. Persona Non Grata status. Deport him to South Africa, El Salvador, or Mars. Ban him from entering the country or owning US companies. Sayo-f*cking-nara.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If I never hear a single word from Zuck ever again it’ll be too soon.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Key point: Ossoff’s “fleeting jab” wasn’t aimed at Natalie Harp at all. He was criticizing Trump for not doing his job, and spending too much time travelling w her. Thats a jab at the president. Not her.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When he FINALLY dies, whatever D-list funeral they put together will be completely dwarfed by joyous global celebrations that will draw billions of people. Street parties will last for weeks. Lineups around the block to piss and dance on his gold-plated grave will go on for years.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remember when “The Twitter Files” was a huge story — where Team Elon breathlessly tried to prove that Twitter was SO biased against right-wing content? Wonder what Bari Weiss would have to say about X and Elon today.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Time to lock these scumbags away for good.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I thought Liz Truss died of shame after her ignominious defenestration, and being proved 100% wrong about absolutely everything, but I guess she’s still around.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Impeccable reasoning. Ebola outbreaks — God’s will. Earthquakes — God’s will. Cancer in children — God’s will. Trump still breathing is part of the same deal I guess.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Leon Skum
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Caddyshack Judge Smails: Well, We're Waiting
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
His brain is mush.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Caddyshack Judge Smails: Well, We're Waiting
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
No grave stone for him. There would be a perpetual line of people coming to show their true feelings when he’s gone — expressed in urine, graffiti, and joyous dance parties. They’ll have to spread his orange ashes in a clogged sewer in Queens.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
All countries should put all people with this abomination on a universal no fly list.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It’s a completely mystery why anyone gives a shit about what Joe Rogan has to say about anything. He’s a thick and gullible conspiracy theorist who stumbled into fame and fortune and blithely spreads misinformation to millions. If I never hear of him again it’ll be too soon.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My White Album playlist skips Revolution 9, Wild Honey Pie, and Don’t Pass Me By (sorry Ringo). That’s 3 of 30 songs; ergo 10% of the White Album is not up to their usual standard. (Although I do add a few charming Esher Demo tracks, so I’m back to 30/30 :)
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Surely, a Day 1 item for the next administration is to tear down the ballroom atrocity and restore the White House to its dignified 2024 state. Erasing the name and stench of the current regime from public life will take many years, but it’s a start.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"No choking to death" – the millions of people who died around the world during the first few years would disagree with you if they could. These included plenty of young and previously healthy people. The Covid vaccine didn't stop the spread, but it reduced the seriousness of the disease.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
D'oh. Ventilator obviously.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Vaccines prevent serious disease and death. You're unwell for a week or so. You're not choking to death in an incubator like millions of people around the world. That's how this particular vaccine saved (and saves) lives.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ask him to point to ANY country on a world map that isn’t USA, Canada or Mexico.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Yes, of course. But the stench of his horrendous regime would linger forever. Tear down the ballroom, scrape off his name from The Kennedy Center, and demolish everything he stands for. Permanent condemnation and eradication. Decency demands it.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Not a single tear would be shed if this thick, entitled pedophile met the same fate as Charles I. Chop, chop.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A Day 1 item for the next administration must be to tear down this abomination and restore the White House to its 2024 form.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Narrator: Tom did not ask the president to stop the rhetoric, because Tom is a bribe-taking, cowardly, boot-licker.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
As long as she’s prosecuted too….
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ICE is filled with Proud Boys, Oath Keepers, and violent far right nutjobs. “Law Enforcement” is a dark joke.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A Mussolini-style end would be too good for every single asshat in this administration. Drag them unceremoniously through the streets and hang them upside down on hooks outside a gas station.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
According to Rubio, congressional approval wasn’t needed because this was not a military operation. It was an NY “law enforcement mission.” Did NYPD conduct the bomb raids and kidnap Maduro?
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The USA “sacrificed its wealth” and (paraphrasing) “gave it all to black and brown migrants.” Right. This is why the US is the poorest country in the world today, and countries in central Africa has controlled the vast majority of economic and political power in the world since WW2.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Bravo.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
It should be impossible to hate him more than I already do, but surprise, surprise — he always manages to give me new reasons to loathe him with the power of a hundred supernovae.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I’m sure Pam Bondi will immediately start a thorough investigation into these war crimes.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The next Dem president should host an Epstein Ballroom Demolition Party — inviting the public to tear it down and piss on the debris.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The incentives for systemic corruption and collusion between performers and people placing bets are completely baked in. There’s only one solution: make sports betting illegal.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Bravo
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Are these injured-by-vaccines people in the room with us right now?
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Never hearing from Ross Douthat again would be too soon.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Congratulations from Canada! 🇨🇦 You give us hope that the US can be brought back to decency and democracy.
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OttawaSwede @ottawaswede.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Heartbreak. Ugh.
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