Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 1hMy house is invaded by teenagers and neither the dog nor I are in our element. 000
Reposted by CarsonJoe Sacco and Vanzetti @ejmaron.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026A prequel to Casablanca called Laszlo's Hierarchy of Deeds 011
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Day three of taking the doggo to the vet first thing in the morning. 🥱 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It is. And she’s stoned out of her mind right now. Staring at me all pitifully. 110
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We got our own exam room now. Perks of dating the vet. 😂 Babygirlie ate cat litter and now has a partial blockage. Hurray for pet insurance! 110
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sicko babygirlie so I’m sitting in the kennel at the vet with her. She’s had her belly shaved and will have an ultrasound soon. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s not enough words for me to describe how much I adore Joan Baez. I wish she’d do His Eye Is On The Sparrow, my favourite hymn.youtu.beJoan Baez - Forever young - Live 2016YouTube video by Lerche48 al. Werner S. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tim Horton’s chili comes in a can? New safe food unlocked! 000
Reposted by CarsonJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives 1851891381
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m just giddy about it and my partner is wailing in despair. 210
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hurray for progress. I didn’t make 700 flashcards for my midterm on Monday. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sitting here minding my own business and a hornet stings my finger. This better be a good omen for the start of the season. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh. New captain? Interesting. Now I have a reason to take a break from studying. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sexual assault should never be handled by the school itself. It is not an administrative issue. Burn them at the stake. Scum of the earth. 120
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Omg yes. I spend so many hours reading and writing that it’s well worth the money. Which wasn’t even that much. 120
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d love a hammock at university. Cause three hour classes kill my back and hips. Luckily I have accommodations for a standing desk in classes, but it’s so awkward. 020
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sat on the floor for two hours assembling my new height adjustable desk. I may not walk tomorrow. 😬 250
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Group work has me going:static.klipy.comKermit the Frog Falling from BuildingALT: Kermit the Frog Falling from Building 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Are we… like… do we still hold an attachment to him? Like he’s going to figure out the NHL game? 221
Reposted by Carsonweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107332534
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So how does this work in the PWHL? You draft players then lose them to expansion. You sign your picks to one year contracts? Then do they become free agents after a season? How’s a team supposed to build a foundation? 301
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man, I bought new glasses last October. Didn’t need progressives. Had a concussion a month later. Now need progressives. 🖕them stairs. 010
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026G'mar chatima tova, to my baby Jews and all who celebrate. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Stress 📈 = OCD 💥 I’m so annoyed with my increase of symptoms. Ten hours a day of re-writing notes just because of an upcoming exam. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There’s a really interested new musical playing at The Gladstone next week. Created by James McGowan, previous music director at my church! I’m really keen to go. thegladstone.ca/shows/new-li...thegladstone.caNew Life – The Gladstone Theatre 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My nephew is sending me instagram reels of “First cars to buy for your kid”. I said I *technically* don’t have any kids. He told me: “fucker you have me!” I don’t know if that’s supposed to melt my heart or make me dig in my heels on the technicality of no kids. 🤔 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Dear Lord, the ‘tism debate of the day is Green Lantern’s outfit. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And I have watched every single episode… picture this, Sicily, 1937… 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Class in an inaccessible classroom has me in pain. The best thing is I get to enjoy Ottawa’s transit system next. 🙄 010
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We have a new washer and dryer and they come with an app and now I get bossed around by my appliances when it’s time to deal with them. I don’t know how I feel about this. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Someone throw me a lifebuoy I’m on a replication crisis fixation loop. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I mean, been there done that, I have nothing but gratitude for what Canada has given me and made possible in my life. Then again, I understand my experiences are my own. I just hope wherever you go you find your happiness. 110
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Dear Lord forgive me I have triggered the ‘tism in my house. I said Batman is not morally grey… And now it’s absolute mayhem. 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Very much enjoying this read. It’s an extra credit read in one of my classes. Recommend! 000
Carson @ottawacarson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m not sure exactly what I can offer the music Gods but if Joan Baez could put out a cover of His Eye is on the Sparrow I just think I might die and go to heaven. 000