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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It is, which is why the advice to never put anything smaller than an elbow in your ear is so important.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

She’d be a little rash to give up that assignment.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’m hearing worrying reports about librarians displaying increasing levels of rudeness and irritation with readers trying to decide which Stephen King novel to borrow next. One was heard to shout, “Just take It or leave It”. There’s no need is there?

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Early Monkees: Hey hey, we’re the Monkees, And people say we monkey around, But we’re too busy singin’ To put anybody down Late Monkees: Darkened rolling figures move, Through prisms of no color, Hand in hand they walk the night But never know each other (Still just trying to be friendly I guess)

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Mine, possibly because it was also the first single I ever owned, is Funky Gibbon. But I have much love for the Bill Oddie penned B side, a paean to vomiting, Sick Man Blues. Bill also lead this fundraising curio for the 1976 UK Olympic squad, Superspike - which I adore too: youtu.be/5z5h2mDNNwg?...

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BILL ODDIE, JOHN CLEESE & UK ATHELETES - 'Superspike' - 45rpm 1976

YouTube video by VinylFun

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"Well, darling, maybe I would have painted a better chair if your blessed niece and that damned cat weren't sitting on it."

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Describe yourself in three characters…

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Foodify a Doctor Who title. Am I allowed: The Eat-Space Trilogy (featuring I’m Full Circle, Steak of The Day and Warriors Ate)?

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Foodify a Doctor Who title. Gastrovalva.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Foodify a Doctor Who title. A Good Flan Goes To War.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

“Prime Ministers have been forced to change before and they can be made to do so again…”

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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

In November my novel THE HYENA comes out. If anyone is booking events, podcasts, radio shows, seances or festivals around that time and wants a free and almost articulate guest, pls let me know. www.starsandsabers.com/books/the-hy...

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The Hyena – Stars and Sabers

The Hyena is a novel by Emmy Award winner David Quantick, publishing November 10, 2026 via Stars and Sabers Publishing.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

“Oh, my darling Gregory, I’m so sorry. It’s the first time I’ve practiced a reverse flying turning kick at home. These blessed skirts…” “I should never have agreed to you taking up a martial art, Constance. What was it again?” “Taekwondo, darling.” “Well… taekwonDON’T!” #GirlsOwnCC

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Slightly diminish a book. American Cyclist.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Slightly diminish a book The Spy Who Stayed Out As It’s Almost T Shirt Weather

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

“It’s simply no good, ladies. The ability to compose a new piece alludes me.” “Well, Constance, I can hardly criticise your lack of creativity. Do you know how long I’ve spent on this chaise longue?” “All day long?” “All day long. On the chaise longue. Yes.” #GirlsOwnCC

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

“What do you mean Melania said you’re her second favourite rabbit?”

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Well, I wouldn't have kept it all at Westminster Magistrates' Court. What was he thinking?

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

These personalised #Spotify playlists are getting a bit much. Do I have to start closing the curtains?

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

When she realised Edward’s withered right leg was making further perambulations difficult, Emily offered to initiate full hover mode (even it risked a backdraft and gravel in the gusset). #GirlsOwnCC

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My wordle choices today. Coincidentally, also my morning routine.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

“No response. I’ll increase the frequency.”

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

“I’ll lower mine if you lower yours.”

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Fr Edward Barlow @edwardrhbarlow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Please spare a prayer (or even better, money or volunteering time) for the work of London (and other) homeless charities this season: BBC News - George joins Prince William in preparing meal for homeless www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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George joins Prince William in preparing meal for homeless

Prince William brings his son, aged 12, to the Passage charity, where he was once brought by his mother, Diana.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

First image from next year’s Doctor Who Christmas Special just dropped. If the Disney deal was still going there’d be at least 10 of ‘em and they’d be Judoon.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

If you see this, quote with your model of positive masculinity.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

“… and you say I shouldn’t worry my pretty little head about this Horizon software you’ve loaded on my laptop?”

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

When, as part of my cloning experiments, I extracted DNA from a fragment of cloth stained with the blood of Dixon of Dock Green actor, Jack Warner, I never expected six uniform police officers to turn up at my door.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

When I wrote my article about male strippers and full frontal nudity in theatres, I never expected six out of uniform police officers to turn up at my door.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

“Oh… you’re so big!” “Why, thank you darling.” “I was talking to the whale…”

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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Dr Alex Comfort’s Joy of Sex was full of ‘em.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Peaky Blinders II: The Wrath of Kiln.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

This reminds me of the time my ventriloquist neighbour had to dismantle his doll ahead of relocation to a new address. I saw the arms, legs and parts of the head leave the house, but I didn't see the lips move...

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Gonna chew me some gum and read me some words from @quantick.bsky.social’s latest tome. #AndOtherStories

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

@richardcoles.bsky.social have you departed the hell site formerly known as twitter? I’ve been slowly reducing my activity there but may bow out altogether as everyone I enjoy following seems to be moving here.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Never mind clamping down on cottaging in municipal spaces, what about all the weapons testing?

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Slightly diminish a band: Living In A Cricket Box.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Take me down to the Paraglide City where the grass has several impact craters and the emergency services attend with alarming frequency.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Take me down to the Paradigm City where the grass is as green as you’d expect in most municipal spaces of this type.

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

“Yes, Jamie, it is a big Labubu.”

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Got wordle in three a few days ago and inadvertently came up with a forgotten pop band from the 80s…

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Because they entered his apse without permission?

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Could cause some conversational confusion if any members get elected: “What’s your job?” “Your MP.” “No you’re not.” “Yes I am. I’m in Your Party.” “I don’t have parties. And I wouldn’t invite you if I did.” “Misunderstanding?” “I’m married and my surname is not Understanding!” Etc etc…

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Mark Osterloh @osterlohatlarge.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

To be honest, I’m not sure I like the direction this Cannon reboot is going in.

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