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Harvey Birdlaw

@ostensiblyethan.bsky.social
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Lawyer in Dallas. He/him.

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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now just hear me out…
Jimothy.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
::muffled:: “Nuh uh.”
Bryan Johnson, the lunatic immortality guy who compares his erections with his son’s, with a tube in his mouth and various superfluous medical stickers on his weirdly pallid torso.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka yelling. The “good day, sir!” scene.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I found a picture of the “able, adult male” who pushed that button. Can’t imagine why he would think to push that button.
Crop from OP’s post showing the little stick figure guy above the walk button. The stick figure looks to be an able, adult male.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bors meme with the guy in the well. 

Peasant: “We should improve society somewhat.”

Douchey guy popping out of a well: “Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent.”
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bluesky throwing mixed signals at me.
Ashley’s skeet about HEB pie immediately followed by an alert about HEB recalling 50 items because deregulation broke food.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What’s the difference between Woody (from Toy Story) and Trump? 

Woody goes limp when a child walks into the room.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So much of that is not only abhorrent, but way too familiar. But I just can’t help but…I just…bigotry really ages a person.
Picture of this piece of shit Arty Jones. Dude looks like he’s a flat-headed Ferengi and at least in his mid-fifties. Nope. That dude who looks like a white-supremacist Dobby was 36! Maybe Vietnam fucked him up? Maybe he just had bad genetics?
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Weird little kitten being a weird little kitten. In a chair.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Movie poster for the movie Don’t Look Up, starring, among other hotties, Leo DiCaprio, J Law, and Chalamet.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Deleting posts, Debbie?
Thread showing she deleted an earlier post with some typos in it.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I need you to pay attention, Debbie. I know you have a lot of Democratic voters to attack today, but please focus a little.
The question I asked her and her non sequitur question in response. She still has not answered my question.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This strange lady, who is likely an op, posting a screen shot of our recent thread. It’s unclear what the goal is, but I don’t think she has one.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just brazen lying. And he knows damn well there will be no scandal, he’ll cruise to confirmation, and be compensated for his disregard of ethics. God I wish this were still surprising to see. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...
Blanche in a DOJ statement from May announcing the settlement scam: “The machinery of government should never be weaponized against any American, and it is this Department’s intention to make right the wrongs that were previously done while ensuring this never happens again,” said Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. “As part of this settlement, we are setting up a lawful process for victims of lawfare and weaponization to be heard and seek redress.”
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This question is different after the Covid lockdowns. We had comfort movies and TV shows on in the background all of the time while we worked, so my numbers are inflated. But these are also the movies I needed.
The GooniesPirates of the Caribbean Raiders of the Lost ArkOriginal cover of The Little Mermaid - the one with the golden dick on it.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bluesky. Sports and bleakness.
People hyped about sports followed by political sadness. This is praxis.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You know what? I’m switching sides. demandjustice.org/nominees/har...
Judge Harold Mooty. He sucks.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Is it only to defend rapists?
This guy thinks fucking Weinstein is innocent.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Here’s the insta ad, with the restaurant tagged. Oof.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
TBF, I don't think an editor touched this thing, or at least not one who gave a shit.
Snippet from the screenshot: "released in 2001, so it would have been shot was she was sixteen years old." Highlight on that first "was," which should have been caught in editing.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Is he wearing his…big older brother’s Hitler coat?
Little fascist weasel trying to look cool and failing because he’s tiny and strange looking. My man needs a tailor.Bought this shit at the big and tall but wears clothes from the kids’ aisle.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It’s good if you stay with your predators and also if you cheat in your relationship. I am smart and not just harvesting hate clicks so I can get Bari Weiss’s attention.
“Is cheating the key to a healthy relationship?” Article written by the same author, Olivia Petter, who will inevitably be joining CBS News at some point soon.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Easy block here, folks.
Chud created an account ten minutes ago to boot lick.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This one:
Poster from Avengers Endgame.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
You have to read the article, not just misunderstand the lede. It’s not hard. Click the link. It’ll take you less time to become informed than it does to double down on your lazy misunderstanding.
Out of 102 print and 194 online articles, we found that just 8% and 6%, respectively, mentioned any connection between Epstein and Bannon. For broadcast news, not a single segment out of 67 covering Epstein (amounting to just over 3 hours) mentioned his connection to Bannon at all.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Partially why Crockett wants an investigation. crockett.house.gov/media/press-...
Trump on 9/11 with a visible droop to the right side of his mouth, typically associated with a stroke.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Classic Twitter post from BronzeHammer, 10/1/2016: “Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless.”
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Before you block me, did you literally create this account to stalk this Rave Mom woman?
Jay's first skeet, eleven months ago, directed to Rave Mom. His next several skeets are solely directed to the same user. Stalker ass vibes.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Spell check misses a lot of your skeets, Jay. Or maybe your antisemitism made you bad at words? But anyway, I'm not worried about my irrelevancy. Isn't it right that the electricity in my body is innate, AI will never have that natural occurence [sic] of cells forming to produce its thoughts?
This antisemitic dork skeeting seven months ago: "the electricity in my body is innate, AI will never have that natural occurence of cells forming to produce its thoughts"
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Scene from Community where Joshua the Gardener reveals his swastika tattoo with the explanation "It's going to be a maze." Jeff and Troy, who haven't caught on yet, smile and shrug.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Fallout (2024)
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@mtsw.bsky.social’s conclusion about the media is equally applicable here:
MTSW meme from last year talking about how the media seems to be so kind to Trump. Kool-Aid Mam bursts through a brick wall saying It’s “Because They Like Trump And Want Him To Rule Us Like A King.”
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Panel from Calvin & Hobbes.

"The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can't play it the same way twice!"

"The score is still Q to 12!"
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Big, strong boy using a scammer burner account?
His two skeets, 10 months apart.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Good news! You’re about to get (somehow) more of this excited gentleman!
Hilarious Travis Kelce tweet from 2011 where he talks about how excited he is to see a “squirle” “straight smash” some bread. #crazy
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Also, oh, my god, the waitstaff. Like. I’m not surprised, but god damn.
Two gentlemen in tuxedos standing against the wall, seemingly the waiters. Both gentlemen are black.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Weezing Pokémon.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“Y’all have any more of those sandwiches? I promise I won’t chase you.”
Photo of a guy in fatigues with zip ties on his back and more fucking pouches on his belt than Liefeld’s Cable. But the fella is neither young nor fit. He kind of looks like they press-ganged a retired plumber into leaning against a humvee in a field.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
My guy is very fucking concerned about whether people get to use the word “Nazi”!
Four back-to-back skeets from this fucking guy where he questions someone about their definition of Nazi…randomly snapped from his timeline a month ago.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Do not get lost in a sea of despair just because you will struggle for the rest of your lifetime.
This Substack fan has a saccharine, nonsensical bio on this here website.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Love this damn thing. Just need to keep it away from the kitten.
My lovely piece on my mantel.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Yeah, I just spun through this profile a bit. Not even good at the game. This is just bullshit.
Calling immigrants “illegals.”Claiming to know about Black Panthers and denigrating women with colored hair. Making up some bullshit about cutting her family off if they don’t vote like they do, then using the word “illegals” and four emoji black fists.Claims there are no Nazis on Bluesky, then calls a woman their “trans sister.”
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Easy peasy lemon squeezey.
Gjokaj as Lukka in Community throwing a controller after killing all of the villagers.
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Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I don’t think this one is on the level. Setting aside his pathological obsession with Bernie, he’s trying to tank Kat’s candidacy.
This shithead repeatedly asking Kat why she’s running in her district.
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