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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm getting a lot of use out of this image today

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Haven't seen anything like this all season! I doubt it will persist, but, well, how lovely.

A chart of the Major League Baseball National League standings showing YOUR San Diego Padres ahead of the Chicago Cubs and Philadelphia Phillies by one game in the wild card race. This is pretty freaking important since there are only four games left in the regular season for most teams. It is a tight race for the wild card slots and things may shift!

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Shocking results for a life-long Southern Californian, I know. Though I think they should've asked a question about "hella" to differentiate SoCal from NorCal.

A dialect heat map that shows all the heat in California and most of Nevada, ranging cooler the farther east in the map. Lowest heat is centered on the deep south.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I've been places, but only ever really lived in Southern California. Unless you count a month in Prague as having lived there.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Kevin Kruse has got nothing on whoever posted this: i.imgur.com/DfbrJ85.jpeg

A meme with a picture of a very red, shriveled-looking hot dog. The text says "This hot dog looks like it's going to tell me that vaccines cause autism."

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So you mean don't view it like this? i.imgur.com/EfxIaIT.jpeg

A picture of Donald Trump staring directly at an eclipse with no eye protection

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Clearly, anyone who speaks French is no longer welcome at the Hollywood Guest Inn. ...what did the French *do*?

Picture of the sign outside the Hollywood Guest Inn, which has "Welcome" posted in four different languages represented by national flags. However, whatever words were under the French flag have been carefully blocked with white paint or tape.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just a quick reminder that 9/11 was almost 25 years ago, so it's pretty weird to expect any person who could reasonably be called a "kid" to remember it. But I get that the real (and shitty) message is "kids these days, they're dumb, am I right"

Image of a t-shirt that reads:

KIDS THESE DAYS
KNOW ALL ABOUT
6-7
BUT DON'T REMEMBER
9/11

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Wish I could have found a larger version of this, but it's always relevant.

Comic by Adam Ellis. First panel shows a person in a red hat shaking hands with a person holding a sign that says "GAYS AGAINST DRAG QUEENS". They are agreeing that they finally got rid of all the trans people.

The next panel is the gay person asking "So, who are we going after next?" The person in the red hat just smiles and looks at him.

Next panel the gay person asks "I said who's next?" The person in the red hat just smiles and looks at him.

Final panel, the gay person, looking concerned, asks "Who..." The person in the red hat just smiles and looks at him.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

God forbid a woman has a *hobby* i.imgur.com/aXCCSbo.jpeg

An image that appears to be the headline of an article that reads "Female Pastor practiced oral sex on men to << suck out their demons >>, with a picture of a woman wearing a clerical collar and an image of a church.

Below there is a comment from someone named Armando Cuevas that says "It seems a bit disrespectful that the article doesn't mention the location of the church"

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I assume you mean this kind of poetry:

Image of a poem:
The Power of Poetry

with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,

it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,

So he reached for his copy
of 'The Complete Works of Yeats'

and bludgeoned the President
of the United States

--Brian Bilston

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Corey Flood has pulled out of the Great American State Fair concert.

A still from the movie "Say Anything" showing the character Corey Flood singing "Joe Lies".

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

For Pride month, my favorite thing from the history of stupidly incompetent and pointless homophobia. From the Wikipedia entry for "Friend of Dorothy":

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18:

An image of a scene from Misery, where Annie Wilkes is winding up with a sledgehammer to "hobble" Paul Sheldon by shattering his ankle. Less graphic than the book, where she uses an axe instead.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

"I definitely didn't do it but I *am* going to resign because of the unspecified mistakes I did make" sure, pal, go with that

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Also! The recipe does not say what to do once you have the batter made and have filled the shell! French cooking, I swear. Anyway:

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Had a rough time getting goid pictures, also not sure why my phone rotated the last two variations (honestly, just the basic is still really good). Here ya go!

A series of four images with very detailed instructions for making quiche. Please DM me for more info if needed, there is a *lot* of text here

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Pew research center headline: "Birthright citizenship is uncommon around the world" Pew research center infographic:

An infographic showing that birthright citizenship is automatic in the entire Western hemisphere except two or three countries

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

This is also Stanley, though he does not do any digging:

A picture of a Saint Bernard dog, with several ribbons from a dog show that he won.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Donald Trump just died. (Is something I hope we can say soon.) Good, I’m glad he (will be) dead. He can no longer hurt (actually) innocent people! (A guy who hated the fuck out of) President DONALD J. TRUMP, ERIC

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Are you sure that Javier is not secretly my dog Adelaide? If not, and they hung out together after sunset, would you mind if I said "For the night is dark, and filled with terriers"?

A mostly black terrier-style dog with a white muzzle, white blaze on her chest, and white throughout her "eyebrows" and face.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Also Jesus F'ing Christ, NYT. These two paragraphs not only exemplify their attitude towards LA, some of it is factually wrong or at the very least applies to *every* large American city.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I feel like if you're just waiting around for God to pay out that OT, he's gonna be pissed

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I'm sorry, you're telling me Santa just passed something called HHOHHO?

A still image from the NORAD "Santa Tracker" showing Santa's sleigh and rendeer over eastern Africa, near a place called Namaacha, having appeared to have just passed something called "HHOHHO".

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Many sidewalks in L.A. are broken or outright dangerous to walk or run on, but this particular example takes the cake. It's like the city is saying "we're not going to fix it, but if you fall down, you can't claim we didn't warn you."

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I use a bsky plug-in that shows the main donors to politicians and well...

An image of Chuck Schumer's post, with a list of his major donors above: Citigroup Inc, Goldman Sachs, Kawyers/Law firms, Paul, Weiss et al, Real Estate, Securities and Investment

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Ha, literally within one minute of posting that I found this:

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

The shittiest possible remix of "Born Slippy" starts playing

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Hey there, stock image company, is it at all possible you used AI to create this icon? I can't say for certain, but I do see some indications it might have been...

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Will you look at this giant goofus who has been tearing up his own bed for reasons unknown. Maybe because he can't lie entirely on the tile and entirely on the bed at once. It's hard to see without zooming in, but I feel I am being given a reproachful look for not, y'know, fixing it.

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

My man, my most recent photo of myself from my camera roll is NO PICTURES PLEASE because I am a fundamentally unphotogenic person, unlike certain Jeff Eatons I know. Anyway here it is with my lumpy self and undeservedly cute wife:

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

It's true, but that doesn't make it hurt any less

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Pretty sure I figured out what they're actually looking to do:

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

If your layover at LAX is going to last a while longer, you could swing by my house and pick up a baby from this monster that is growing in my front yard. I have no idea what kind it is but I'm sure they'd let you take it on the plane to Tucson, right? It's Tucson, they love succulents!

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A Fellow of Infinite Vest @osomatic.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I feel like I need to just keep this on tap for the next... oh god, however many years:

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