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I make websites, games, and chiptunes! he/him osmose.ceo

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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 2h
playing Kirby Great Cave Offensive
Kirby pause screen: "KIRBY SAYS: FUCKING CANDLES"
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 18h
If you're serious about game development or design, PLAY OLD GAMES I can't overstate how many good ideas are sitting there waiting to be discovered. Sometimes it's not even stuff that was there at the time, it's only there now looking from a modern perspective.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 17h
node and npm having a key quality none of their attempted replacements have: patience
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bier made his money off apps that get your contact list and trick you into spamming your friends with invites, and then selling the resulting data and the idea that he had the secret to hypergrowth to a bigger company and then bouncing He's a huge piece of shit
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
HARD COSIGN HE SUCKED, HE SUCKS, HE WILL CONTINUE TO SUCK
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
putting cauliflower in mac and cheese is such a smart idea... it's healthy now....
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Zee 🎃 @zeelatunes.neocities.org · 09/10/2026
every time
A user you've blocked has previously contributed to this repository.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I could really use a Grand Prize right about now
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The dark voice telling me to post "fuck LLMs" on LinkedIn The darker voice saying no one would notice
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they ever made an Agent Black figure I'd place a bottle of excedrin and a pack of cigs next to it as a shrine
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a little difficult for me to take the argument seriously that "people getting mad at other individuals using LLMs are extremist" because we just had this argument about masking where individual action and consequences are WAY MORE IMPACTFUL and we still failed it They aren't why we're losing
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those wiggles, from your hand??????
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potch @potch.me · 07/10/2026
look: it's 31 days of weird web, they're not all gonna be winners. potch.me/toys/wwo26/06-analog...
a cartoon log in the shape of a capital letter A.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Self harming by playing the GBA Klonoa again
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I could really use a Grand Prize right about now
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wrote about puzzles and ideas that I dropped from the Tower of Zeldaga during development, and also about the hardest puzzles in the game. NOTE: This blog post contains spoilers for certain puzzles in the Tower of Zeldaga. osmose.ceo/blog/zeldaga...
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Zeldaga - Rejected and Hardest Puzzles - osmose.ceo
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
gacha game advice
Photo of an electrical outlet with two plugs and a piece of tape next to it with the words: "DONT PULL HARD"
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Refractorio
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Arguably Symphony of the Night as well
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Confusing the shit out of fighting game players by telling them the only fighting games I've played are Waku Waku 7 and Rival Schools
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kyatt7 @kyatt7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
earlier this year, i was working on an advergame about triscuits, but Nabisco pulled the plug as soon as they found out how i was pronouncing the title
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ロゼコ @r0sec099.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
was in a "do I even like games anymore" state last night and then today I played 20 small mazes and 20 more, somehow even smaller, mazes and cured myself immediately
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Based on the demo I think Belmont's Curse is gonna be the Metroid Dread of Castlevania in the sense that, it's a different game than Castlevania and if you happen to like that different game you'll be fine with it But if you don't like that different game you will be rather unhappy about it
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With Dread I liked that different game, but as far as I can tell I don't really like the different game that Belmont's Curse is
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Based on the demo I think Belmont's Curse is gonna be the Metroid Dread of Castlevania in the sense that, it's a different game than Castlevania and if you happen to like that different game you'll be fine with it But if you don't like that different game you will be rather unhappy about it
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have also dislocated my knee and that last line made me feel faint omg
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bro sick table saw is that festool?
A man kneels in front of what appears to be a homemade table saw using a milk crate, a piece of wood, and a circular saw
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
awwwwwww yisssssss (the white ones are transparent stickers)
Stickers for the Tower of Zeldaga: the title art over a black background, the title art over a clear background, and link standing in the Diamond Secret holding up a mattock.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wrote about puzzles and ideas that I dropped from the Tower of Zeldaga during development, and also about the hardest puzzles in the game. NOTE: This blog post contains spoilers for certain puzzles in the Tower of Zeldaga. osmose.ceo/blog/zeldaga...
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Zeldaga - Rejected and Hardest Puzzles - osmose.ceo
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there was some story about someone torturing an AI?
Interactive Buddy, an old Flash game. A small blobby guy stands on a blank screen with a menu bar and some scattered baseballs.
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🌕dee🌕 @deedeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
quick and silly one
Pixel art of a vampire deer poking its tongue out and making a silly face. There are bats, mountains and some gravestones visible.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was typing "pita" into my calorie tracker and said "pita" out loud and unconsciously used Louis Griffin voice and almost choked myself laughing too hard
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/2060160/...
store.steampowered.com
The Farmer Was Replaced on Steam
Program and optimize a drone to automate a farm and watch it do the work for you. Collect resources to unlock better technology and become the most efficient farmer in the world. Improve your problem ...
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
- Theme Hospital, the game is about managing the farm staff - Satisfactory, the game is about automating the farming and shipping process - X Simulator 2026, the game is about mimicking the IRL activity - Dragon Quest Builders, the game is about building farm buildings and then using them
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How would you make a farming sim game more interesting without adding a completely different type of game (e.g. dungeon crawler) as a parallel activity to managing the farm?
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Turns out getting press coverage can lead to more players, who knew
Graph of visit times for Tower of Zeldaga showing several 10 min sessions, a few 30 min sessions, and one 90 min session.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nope I just forgot to set the flag and was too lazy to fix it when I noticed Congrats!
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's funnier that rock paper shotgun linked to my personal site because that only lists my Cohost and mastodon accounts
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bonus points if the thing itself can simulate comforting you directly
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not think this is an explicit design principle, but I do think at least a few folks designing these things have had the thought that being embarrassed by having one of these things and then being comforted by other users will make them stickier which also happens to be a well-known cult tactic
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
was talking about how DNS is centralized to a coworker
Cloud Strife standing in front of Shinra HQ; Shinra is labeled as "ICANN" and Cloud us labeled "Me after 5 buzzballz"
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They eventually got a new PC from the liquidation sales when Circuit City shut down
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I left for college I took the only PC we had and my parents had to use the Wii Internet Channel to pay bills online My mom was on the phone complaining about how hard it was to aim the wiimote once and I asked her if she had ever tried using both hands and she paused, swore, and hung up on me
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be/tWn2f7reueI?... DIDNSOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY?????
youtu.be
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...in Hyper 8-Bit [8-BIT]
YouTube video by Daryl Banner
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The Last Seahorse @thelastsea.horse · 29/09/2026
I've had a lot of requests over the years for shoes with the "BEEF" design. Well as of yesterday you can buy some now. Behold the Trans BEEF shoes. store.thelastseahorse.com #TransRights #Trans #BEEF #VtuberMerch #MerchDrop
Trans colored canvas shoes featuring a cute chibi-esque bee in trans colors with the word "BEEF" under it.Trans colored canvas shoes featuring a cute chibi-esque bee in trans colors with the word "BEEF" under it. Front 3/4ths view.
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This blog post could have been an open world platformer
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Writing a blog post about a game I made and learning deep truths from the fact that I instinctively am more harsh in judging the quality of my writing than I was the quality of the game that the post is about
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Osmose @osmose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congratulations, I'm glad you liked it!
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Amy Churchwell @amychurchwell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
old comic I made while staying at a friend’s place in Seattle
A comic of a woman attempting to brush her teeth while a big fluffy cat tries to drink from the faucet
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