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OShowKCJared

@oshowkcjared.bsky.social
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Part-time witticist, full-time complainer. I do lighting for film and TV in real life.

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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Well, when you put it like that.... Fuck
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Nooo, 830 start, nooo. That's almost as bad as an 840 start
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Man, I was just getting on here to praise the glory of 6:40 start times on baseball games and now we're having a weather.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
These 840 starts are killing me
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The chips are so down
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Thankful for that little curve being at the right height to fit knees under and for the very small dude who booked the seat next to mine.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I was not so fortunate today...
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Best seat in the house
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"Don't be that guy"
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
That was a horseshit first strike on Merv
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
There are repercussions for talking shit in the official signal chat, evidently
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
They fired the student aid website. Should be back next week
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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a man says frankly it sounds made up while talking to another man
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Assume you're talking about the part that says "bursting with flavor"
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
That part is a little confusing because like.... to have that view is villainous.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
It's funny because there's more to that quote. She pretty much called Schumer a dipshit at the end
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Shemonovan Ezeriuakewart**
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The amusement never ends
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I hope we're getting at least 35 to 40 bucks in smart people export tariffs And that's PER smart person. At least it better be
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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a man in a brown jacket is smiling with the words too much fun behind him
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Baby girl Her twin passed away in February.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Some questionable seeding in here. Who won?
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Sort by arm length!
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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a man wearing a black marshall tucker shirt
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
LENNY!
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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a woman says that 's true ish on a netflix ad
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Only the pizza hut one... because of the pizza
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
3 inches 4 times is a foot tho
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just watching the beetlejuice sequel.. Sigur-ros finding their way into the soundtrack was heartwarming. The biggest possible thumbs up to whoever made that happen
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Every time I microwave leftovers I realize how little I know about physics. Hotpockets and totinos lied to me.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
You might start a revolution
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Man, what if Ask Jeeves would've won
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Jayden is good
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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a cartoon of an older man giving a thumbs up with the words that 's a technical foul
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I dunno... it's not that hard to follow the simple rules of grammar.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It's only 6:22 but it just *feels* like the middle of the night
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Jass in the 4th round?? Come on!
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This contest of also-rans should've passed quietly at noon on Sunday while 5 better games were going on... Jerry has Roger fully cucked
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Bitcoin rn
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It's nice to type stuff you don't really care to say
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Oh yeah, I don't think it's per transaction... I think the idea is that you don't carry a balance over time
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thought it was like take a penny leave a penny
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Assume this is a polite way of Wrapped telling me I've been listening to the same shit for years
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It never fails. All my clothes get dirty at the same time
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Excited for this next field goal
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Raiders definitely want it bad. They just suck.
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