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OShowKCJared

@oshowkcjared.bsky.social
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Part-time witticist, full-time complainer. I do lighting for film and TV in real life.

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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Well, when you put it like that.... Fuck
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Man, I was just getting on here to praise the glory of 6:40 start times on baseball games and now we're having a weather.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
These 840 starts are killing me
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
That was a horseshit first strike on Merv
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I hope we're getting at least 35 to 40 bucks in smart people export tariffs And that's PER smart person. At least it better be
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just watching the beetlejuice sequel.. Sigur-ros finding their way into the soundtrack was heartwarming. The biggest possible thumbs up to whoever made that happen
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Every time I microwave leftovers I realize how little I know about physics. Hotpockets and totinos lied to me.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Man, what if Ask Jeeves would've won
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Jayden is good
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I dunno... it's not that hard to follow the simple rules of grammar.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It's only 6:22 but it just *feels* like the middle of the night
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This contest of also-rans should've passed quietly at noon on Sunday while 5 better games were going on... Jerry has Roger fully cucked
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Bitcoin rn
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Assume this is a polite way of Wrapped telling me I've been listening to the same shit for years
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It never fails. All my clothes get dirty at the same time
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Excited for this next field goal
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Raiders definitely want it bad. They just suck.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Not a hold
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Wonder if AI will soften our edges like the lack of technology did for our parents and theirs before that. Without sepia, without Polaroids... how will the kids know it was a different time?
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Everything is annoying and I hate half of it.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just getting around to watching KAOS. It's pretty fun. Looks great.
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Redvines and Mr Pibb equals crazy delicious
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Friday morning, I had to get up super early and I was kinda sleepwalking through the shower process and I recall writing two verses and the chorus of a parody of Tupac's Still Ballin' from the perspective of a baby: Still Bawlin' Can't remember any of it, I just remember thinking it was truly great
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Why can't this guy pronounce the word "Iron"?
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I hope they paid Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield so much to do this terrible pre-fight stuff that they lose money on the promotion
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OShowKCJared @oshowkcjared.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I guess it's time... here comes everybody
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