Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 3hHow do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it. 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 14hOn today’s schedule, I get to make an old white man attorney melt down when I tell him no. Some thrill rides don’t involve roller coasters. 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Here’s some baby serotonin for you. I needed this. 020 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Have you all looked at what Amazon’s assumptions of you are?🤣🤣 my sisters and i haven’t stopped laughing at ourselves in half an hour. 130 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Hey Michigan. I know I just saw ya, but I came back. 020 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Monday morning Sudafed thought: what if I wrote my story. Just write it all down. Will it leave my head and free up the hard drive space? 251 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The fall plague got me and this is day 4. I have thrown everything but an urgent care visit at it. Maybe sleep tonight will cure me. I need to live closer to the equator. 130 0
Reposted by Brian, Oscar’s DadMartyn Notman @nfgmart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Dear everyone. Please stop putting pumpkin spice in everything its vile. 7181 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Made it home. Hate that vacation is done. Glad to be in my own bed for wind-down time. I definitely going to miss not being able to have my coffee on the beach tomorrow morning. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One quick pic with the Provincetown Monument and it’s a wrap. See you for my birthday in August next year, PTown. 130 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A little chillier, but I still don’t want to check out today. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Another suit. More suits than I’ve worn in 20 years. Last one for this trip. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What an amazing place this world is. 020 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Vacation, day 2. Smiles that won’t go away. 040 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey Boston. What time does happy hour begin? 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026First a rain delay. Now a maintenance delay. Can we just get there, please? 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ooof. I dropped off Oscar as we leave early tomorrow and am home without him. I hate it. It’s not home without him here. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I hope this out of office message finds you well. Let’s chat in October. ✈️☀️🏖️ 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When the trial that was supposed to start Monday settles over the weekend.static.klipy.comJon Hamm OohALT: Jon Hamm Ooh 010 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Three days till vacation, four days until I leave for Chatham and Provincetown. I am drowning in overwhelming amounts of things to do, on top of being anxious about leaving Oscar for so long. I need a nap. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026We must be 90 days from an election. Here comes the barrage of texts that I didn’t consent to.static.klipy.comStickman Holding a Stop SignALT: Stickman Holding a Stop Sign 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A little Sidetrack for your Sunday….. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dinner out and a movie? It’s almost like we like each other. We never do this, so a night with my guy is always a good time. 010 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How is it Labor Day? I haven’t had one ounce of summer. 🙁 010 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Two tracks leading me to more temperate climates. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I made it home safely. I’ll wake up older. What a great way to start this celebration. Everyone should celebrate birthdays. There are far too many that don’t get celebrated. 040 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A bar with strippers and bingo? Happy birthday to me. 050 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Happy hour for the last day of 52. Fun fact, that’s the floor number I work on. 😊 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I am still being tested despite it being the month and week of my birth. Let us have cocktails for sanity. 010 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Did we really go around the house singing Strut by Sheena Easton? Nope. No signs I was gay. 040 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Unpopular opinion: fuck the Bears. Let them go. We are already going to be paying for their bad choices for 50 more years. Let Indiana have that financial drain. #byegirl 110 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I couldn’t possibly move. My sleeping angel. Guess I’ll nap too. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Absolutely skipped Market Days. Tooooooo peopley. Also, terrible musical guests. Remember when it wasn’t just a money grab for the North Halsted Merchants? 130 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The things I would do to be in Provincetown right now. <dramatic sigh> 050 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Happy Brian’s birthday month! Let’s get cocktails. 😀 110 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I want to be kind. Why must everyone test my resolve? 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Wednesdays and Fridays are good scrolling days. 😈 000 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Let’s go to a movie theater that serves cocktails and laugh our asses off. Maybe this is what I will do for my birthday. 🤣🤣youtu.beCOYOTE VS ACME | Official Final Trailer | Will Forte, Lana Condor, John CenaYouTube video by VVS Films 020 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I wish I could smile and mean it. What’s it like to be actually happy? 010 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026That’s wildfire smoke overlooking Lake Michigan. The air is THICK. Are you? Say Hi. 😈 120 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Some days I want to just change Oscar’s name to Absolutelynotgolaydown. 030 0
Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Yesterday, this amazing little 9lb dictator entered my world 9 years ago. I can’t imagine what life was like before. 🥰🥰 130 0