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Brian, Oscar’s Dad

@oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social
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Oscar’s dad, homosexual, office drone, lover of trains, hater of the cold, day drinker and in bed by 10pm.

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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 3h
How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 14h
On today’s schedule, I get to make an old white man attorney melt down when I tell him no. Some thrill rides don’t involve roller coasters.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here’s some baby serotonin for you. I needed this.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy National Coming Out Day!
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Have you all looked at what Amazon’s assumptions of you are?🤣🤣 my sisters and i haven’t stopped laughing at ourselves in half an hour.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Michigan. I know I just saw ya, but I came back.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to October.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday morning Sudafed thought: what if I wrote my story. Just write it all down. Will it leave my head and free up the hard drive space?
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fall plague got me and this is day 4. I have thrown everything but an urgent care visit at it. Maybe sleep tonight will cure me. I need to live closer to the equator.
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Martyn Notman @nfgmart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear everyone. Please stop putting pumpkin spice in everything its vile.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made it home. Hate that vacation is done. Glad to be in my own bed for wind-down time. I definitely going to miss not being able to have my coffee on the beach tomorrow morning.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One quick pic with the Provincetown Monument and it’s a wrap. See you for my birthday in August next year, PTown.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey P-Town. How’s it going?
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A little chillier, but I still don’t want to check out today.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another suit. More suits than I’ve worn in 20 years. Last one for this trip.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What an amazing place this world is.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We clean up ok. 🥰
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vacation, day 2. Smiles that won’t go away.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cape Cod is so beautiful.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey Boston. What time does happy hour begin?
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
First a rain delay. Now a maintenance delay. Can we just get there, please?
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ooof. I dropped off Oscar as we leave early tomorrow and am home without him. I hate it. It’s not home without him here.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope this out of office message finds you well. Let’s chat in October. ✈️☀️🏖️
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When the trial that was supposed to start Monday settles over the weekend.
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Jon Hamm Ooh
ALT: Jon Hamm Ooh
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Three days till vacation, four days until I leave for Chatham and Provincetown. I am drowning in overwhelming amounts of things to do, on top of being anxious about leaving Oscar for so long. I need a nap.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We must be 90 days from an election. Here comes the barrage of texts that I didn’t consent to.
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Stickman Holding a Stop Sign
ALT: Stickman Holding a Stop Sign
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A little Sidetrack for your Sunday…..
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dinner out and a movie? It’s almost like we like each other. We never do this, so a night with my guy is always a good time.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My favorite time of the week.
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CARROT @carrot-app.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I gotchu
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How is it Labor Day? I haven’t had one ounce of summer. 🙁
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Two tracks leading me to more temperate climates.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I made it home safely. I’ll wake up older. What a great way to start this celebration. Everyone should celebrate birthdays. There are far too many that don’t get celebrated.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A bar with strippers and bingo? Happy birthday to me.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy hour for the last day of 52. Fun fact, that’s the floor number I work on. 😊
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am still being tested despite it being the month and week of my birth. Let us have cocktails for sanity.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Did we really go around the house singing Strut by Sheena Easton? Nope. No signs I was gay.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Unpopular opinion: fuck the Bears. Let them go. We are already going to be paying for their bad choices for 50 more years. Let Indiana have that financial drain. #byegirl
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I couldn’t possibly move. My sleeping angel. Guess I’ll nap too.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Absolutely skipped Market Days. Tooooooo peopley. Also, terrible musical guests. Remember when it wasn’t just a money grab for the North Halsted Merchants?
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The things I would do to be in Provincetown right now. <dramatic sigh>
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Brian’s birthday month! Let’s get cocktails. 😀
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I want to be kind. Why must everyone test my resolve?
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wednesdays and Fridays are good scrolling days. 😈
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Bogus.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Let’s go to a movie theater that serves cocktails and laugh our asses off. Maybe this is what I will do for my birthday. 🤣🤣
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COYOTE VS ACME | Official Final Trailer | Will Forte, Lana Condor, John Cena
YouTube video by VVS Films
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I wish I could smile and mean it. What’s it like to be actually happy?
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
That’s wildfire smoke overlooking Lake Michigan. The air is THICK. Are you? Say Hi. 😈
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Some days I want to just change Oscar’s name to Absolutelynotgolaydown.
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Brian, Oscar’s Dad @oscarsdadbrian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yesterday, this amazing little 9lb dictator entered my world 9 years ago. I can’t imagine what life was like before. 🥰🥰
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