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#PolishMeme Putin: "Hahaha, and they said their sanctions will bring us back to middle ages!" The Plague Doctor: "Vladimir Vladimirovich, we just discovered first case of the bubonic plague"

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 06/10/2026

#PolishMeme: "When you hear the plague is rampaging in Russia and Russians lost their holy relics in the war so you see it as your chance"

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 06/10/2026

Russia back in 2022: we are going to be in Kiyv in 3 days, max two weeks. Russia today: even the water in the sea is on fire:

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 06/10/2026

Is that to be considered a brexit benefit if the European Union helped to build your new post brexit border facilities?

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 05/10/2026

In Birmingham, overheard a couple speaking Czech: - why there's so much police here? - some political event seems to be happening. - oh, do you think there will be Palestine protest? I would really want to watch how they are arresting grannies for terrorism. It's UK' newest tourist attraction!

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 05/10/2026

I forgot how dirty Britain is. There is litter everywhere. I am on the bus. It stinks of cigarettes, cigarette butts are lying on the floor upstairs and a bottle, a can and two coffe cups are happily rolling around. I also was considering standing because all the seats are so dirty.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 04/10/2026

So you know how Britain is all about migrants that don't observe the law? I decided I will be that migrant that observes the law. The law says as someone with settled status I am allowed to travel to Britain using my EU ID. Guess what? You can't do that.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 03/10/2026

Note: "Kiev OR near military facilities". They don't even hide they are bombing non-military targets.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 03/10/2026

I am hearing that ferry traffic from Helsinki to Tallin had been suspended due to some activity in the sea. Rumour has it there is stand off between Russians being up to no good and and Finnish coastal guard. Have no way to verify this. But something is definitely up:

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 03/10/2026

I am fairly certain that an AI was asked to make that graph. Can you also spot why?

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 02/10/2026

My girlfriend just got scammed by some website that pretended to be UK govt website, but charges 104 pounds for ETA. I asked if she didn't though it's too much. She said "no, Britain always has ridiculous fees for all beaurocratic procedures". Well, she is not wrong... But we're still angry.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 02/10/2026

#PolishMeme 1982: Kasia likes radio. It calms her down 1996: Kasia, lunch is ready! 2006: Kaśka, will you marry me? 2024: Mom, you're listening to that or can I switch it off? RADIO on all of those pictures: "Israel attacked Lebanon in order to..."

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 01/10/2026

Oh. How the tables turned. I just got a post on Facebook that encourages people in Britain to move to Poland and become bus drivers (Yes, there is a massive shortage of bus drivers in Poland now so they are taking non-EU citizens too).

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 30/09/2026

#PolishMeme LIBERATING TRUTHS ABOUT ADULTHOOD: 1. You don't need to get married to spend a life with someone. 2. Having kids is not mandatory, it's not a condition to have fulfilled life. 3. Work does need to be your passion. You dont have to pursue career. 4. At any time, without any

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 30/09/2026

#PolishMeme Greta: STOP DRINKING YOUR OWN PISS! Bottom pic: The right, out of spite.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 29/09/2026

This is your occassional reminder that Visegrad24 is not a legitimate news outlet but just a Russian sponsored right wing propaganda channel. Thank you for your attention to that matter.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 29/09/2026

I see the news that everyone can see destruction of Gaza caused by Israel have reached their foreign ministry, so they try to do some damage control. I don't think they are doing well...

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 28/09/2026

You know I love Finland for great tourist infrastructure. Forest huts, dry toilets, BBQ places with free wood, bothies, saunas. It always drove me crazy that in Scotland you're lucky if there is a picnic table with a bench. And look at this: wheelchair accessible bbq spot:

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 27/09/2026

University - bombed. Mosque - bombed. Children's hospital - bombed to oblivion. Christian church - bombed. We all knew how bad it is. But I am watching it and I am speechless.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 27/09/2026

No matter where you look, rural, urban or suburban, everything is destroyed. The only places that show signs of humans living there are shanty towns of tents and makeshift sheds. If that's not #genocide then I don't know what is.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 27/09/2026

New Google Maps footage from Gaza just dropped. You can go and watch for yourself how "the most moral army" operates.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 27/09/2026

Meanwhile on the Polish twitter: "It's that priest that needs to be locked up in psychiatric ward and not the attacker, if he doesn't give the fuck that they attack him and still loves Banderites" "Would you say the same about Jesus who called from the cross 'Father, forgive them, for they...

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 27/09/2026

After an Ukrainian man with mental issues attacked Benedictinian monks with a knife, killing one and injuring others, the Polish society exploded with anti-Ukrainian hate and aggression. Now one of the victims had conducted a mass during which he had a very moving sermon:

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

It's in English (mostly) although one meme needs translating: #PolishMeme 1. Day without smoking 2. Day without alcohol. 3. Day without coffee 4. Day without masturbation

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

This comic strip is 44 years old now. Tell me again how it all started on 7th of October. #gaza #genocide #israel

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

I don't think the right picture is right either. For it to reflect the US politics the republican wing should be backwards.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

"You cannot systematically incite hate and terror amongst children and then pretend you want peace." Very wise words coming from Israeli Foreign Ministry today. I guess their irony detector was Hamas so they bombed it and cannot use it anymore.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

Meanwhile in the right wing Polish historical magazine: "HOW AUSTRIANS INVENTED UKRAINIANS". What's interesting for me is that not only Franz Joseph and dr Frankenstein were apparently the same person but also that he had 6 fingers :)

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

"An Indian man walked the street in Poland. We could not believe that. 'O my god!'"

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

"They chose best tv series of XXI century. We know what the top ten is"

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

"Rain" suddenly fell on Rodrigo. Her dress melted on stage

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 26/09/2026

But I used another browser to see what's on offer to try to answer his question about why people don't want to go to his portal directly. Here are some headlines from the portal's opening page today: "She was 16. She was on the way to kitchen and she heard conversation between two aunties"

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 25/09/2026

i like the american constituion version from the new @jayforeman.bsky.social's Map Men video :)

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 22/09/2026

#PolishMeme: The Hemulen established that horseradish is not a good base for a lubricant

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 22/09/2026

#PolishMeme "What state Washington is in?" "In appaling one".

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 21/09/2026

That's some next level of delusion:

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 20/09/2026

I am always fascinating by those little insights into Russian's way of thinking that can be seen in the street interviews. I am fascinated how they are unable to see how they contradict themselves in the same sentence. This one from the latest @bbcstever.bsky.social is yet another gem like that:

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 18/09/2026

#PolishMeme Top: 6 months of work of the Russian intelligence. 10 agents. Millions of rubles Bottom: one moron, 3 minutes.

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 18/09/2026

#PolishMeme "I'd like to realise my voucher for shooting two people" "Surely you mean 'shooting for two people'?" "Can I shoot at least one person?"

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 17/09/2026

#PolishMeme Putin: Stop Helping Ukraine, or else... President Nawrocki: Rzeszów and Lublin Putin: ....what? President Nawrocki: We'll give you Rzeszów and Lublin Context: President Nawrocki wrote on Twitter today "we might give away territory, but we never give up our motherland".

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 17/09/2026

#PolishMeme "Why there are parking spaces just for Scots in Poland? Is that still Poland? STOP SCOTTIFICATION OF POLAND1111" (context: kiss-and-ride bays are painted in yellow and blue in Poland and some morons think those are Ukrainian-only parking spaces).

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 17/09/2026

the girl on the right holds the protected spiecies duck. And here you have an example of the HUNTING ASSOCIATION publishing picture of a hunter with dead protected animals ON THEIR OWN WEBSITE:

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Tomasz Oryński @orynski.eu · 17/09/2026

They are so bad at recognizing animals that not only they shot at wrong bird (which can be understand, since bird hunting (which should be banned straight out in my opinion) means they have fractions of seconds to aim and shot) but they dont' even recognize when they pick it up and publish photos:

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