In the process, I also looked up another Zindel novel with the equally unlikely title Pardon Me, You're Stepping on My Eyeball. As for what *that* one's about... you're just going to have to read the Wikipedia synopsis.
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Orrin Grey
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Orrin Grey uses hypnosis to turn his victims into those rubber monster finger puppets. He also writes spooky books. orringrey.com
