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@orobanche.bsky.social
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You shouldn’t regraft yr 4skin neither!.. Carry that weight.
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Double barreled names should be the norm, at minimum. yet to retroactively give myself one would be very uncool.
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Chinese have many advantages, much fortune
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I never disinfect cuts bruises or instances of external bleeding
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just gonna stop carding Mexican people
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m a lot like Venom Snake
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you
static.klipy.com
We're gonna vote vote vote it's our moment.
ALT: We're gonna vote vote vote it's our moment.
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hope not!-those are all You
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Road House (1989) > Resident Evil (2026)
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
getting more insecure all the time
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I only eat fried potatoes. Anyone else only eat fried potatoes?
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the memer
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another humiliating day at work
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m a soy boy
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I saw a bug
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#foreveralone #sigh
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pretty good
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he is kind of scary.
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The end is so near
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
covfefe
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
pocketef a fiver from my till
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not me!
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let’s all get our picture taken
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I talk about reddit nonstop IRL
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
anyone on bluesky is spiritually Canadian
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
who said youre a yankee
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
MGS2 and MGS3 are IMPOSSIBLE to play the CORRECT way without buying ANTIQUE controllers and NO ONE CARES
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
theyre called Dans
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ohio! lol
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I made a meme
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i do not mean this in a depressive way
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am tring to become a policeman
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
why tweet thoughts and feelings when you’re only going to have different thoughts and feelings later?
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
what a loser
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I used to commit suicide pretty much all the time
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m a lot like Jd vance
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
youtu.be/zja3pcPMszc?...
youtu.be
Retarded cop from The Dark Knight
YouTube video by livingguitarm
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Life is getting worse for everyone everywhere
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought i would look rather silly. but i do not look so silly.
koss ksc75
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I thought beach boys was 1 guy
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
wish I’d made friends in a hometown as a youth
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I make twice this and blow nearly all of it on legal online sports betting
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
yet it’s only as good as any other possibility. Good celebrated lad Morgana. I liked him. i continue to like him. I’m just sorry he’s away.
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
sorry. wanna chat about something else?
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
do you think it’s likely that someone took him in and just hasn’t let him out?
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
you wasted mine first you penis brain
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
shut up
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