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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I never disinfect cuts bruises or instances of external bleeding
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just gonna stop carding Mexican people
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m a lot like Venom Snake
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Road House (1989) > Resident Evil (2026)
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
getting more insecure all the time
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I only eat fried potatoes. Anyone else only eat fried potatoes?
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the memer
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another humiliating day at work
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m a soy boy
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I saw a bug
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#foreveralone #sigh
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The end is so near
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
covfefe
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
pocketef a fiver from my till
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let’s all get our picture taken
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I talk about reddit nonstop IRL
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I made a meme
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am tring to become a policeman
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
why tweet thoughts and feelings when you’re only going to have different thoughts and feelings later?
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I used to commit suicide pretty much all the time
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m a lot like Jd vance
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Life is getting worse for everyone everywhere
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought i would look rather silly. but i do not look so silly.
koss ksc75
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I thought beach boys was 1 guy
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
wish I’d made friends in a hometown as a youth
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the police are my friends
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
if penis isnt poopy then butthole isnt peepee
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
harsh but fair
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i need a lot of help from every one
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
so much cute stationery out there i wish i had any urge to write or sketch
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
umm in english please?
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
they’re making everything easier tomorrow or maybe next week
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
anyone can shove anything in one’s ass because we’re free and it’s not necessarily gay
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I am crazy aabout girls and about life and about beatles it is as though i am fourteen
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
your mom’s a universal standard bus
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
me life
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i asked a Child today his favorite beatles album and he said “all of them” and that was cute
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
don’t get too into anything
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
minecraft is the perfect drunken game
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Reply “and how! to anything that anybody says
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am a capitalist
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am more Mexican than the residents of Mexico
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Our response: OK
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
THE PATH TO PENIS
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hochiminh McVietnam
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have been imitating Paul McCartney in public to have more confidence
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homer boner @orobanche.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I shall join “the beautiful people”
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