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@oritart.ca
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🇨🇦 from domestic and imported ingredients L2 judge, L99 illusionist coper, former wizard game judge, sometimes brings home gold foils often rants about canadian politics seal enjoyer en/zh/fr, she/they/她/elle

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oritart @oritart.ca · 16h
i can almost visualize some podcast bro like "this is what the left actually believes" and what do you even say to that
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oritart @oritart.ca · 16h
one of my least favourite genders is leftists making up unsupportable economic numbers wym come on i thought we were better than this
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oritart @oritart.ca · 23h
sidegrade
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oritart @oritart.ca · 29/09/2026
very important everyone watch this right now
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oritart @oritart.ca · 28/09/2026
D:
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oritart @oritart.ca · 27/09/2026
like what the fuck man
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
boy I love walking down a street known for having nice boutique shops hey why does every single sign look fucking identical
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
un petit info pour les enterprises à rue wellington
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
today
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
oh my god guy just shut the fuck up
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/09/2026
usurp the shadow throne release weekend
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oritart @oritart.ca · 25/09/2026
today is elaine is super functional and productive day everyone say you can do it
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oritart @oritart.ca · 22/09/2026
do a plurality seriously want harris jesus christ
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oritart @oritart.ca · 22/09/2026
I always miss this anniversary but I'm 14 years and 2 days on hrt
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oritart @oritart.ca · 21/09/2026
:(
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oritart @oritart.ca · 21/09/2026
yeah I'm annoyed when someone kills my compass or midas touches my ally but that's only because I think I should be able to kill your titan's fist and blizzard should be untalented
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oritart @oritart.ca · 21/09/2026
robot seal
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oritart @oritart.ca · 19/09/2026
silvergoblin.cards love you <3
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oritart @oritart.ca · 19/09/2026
TCG players: prices of cards are set through careful market analysis TCG stores:
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oritart @oritart.ca · 19/09/2026
sustainable energy source
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oritart @oritart.ca · 17/09/2026
That's with OMN season at 1.0x so he'd be at 993
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oritart @oritart.ca · 17/09/2026
gravy still wouldn't have LL'd without the multiplier and cindra would be at around 1400 it makes no sense for gravy to be the example but they just hate interesting decks
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
:)
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
looks at you like this
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
an unsupervised oritart will locate the nearest aquarium
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
did you just have this one lined up in the drafts or
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
call me a light rail the way i
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oritart @oritart.ca · 15/09/2026
is this a real thing happening? there have been fab matchups where the die roll is like a 40% winrate delta and I don't see it there and yet mtg players are complaining about die roll equity? me when I play the high variance card game and get hit with the high variance
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oritart @oritart.ca · 14/09/2026
this happens all the fucking time actually but if you say this shit the media blacklists you and you get no more interviews and your campaign dies before you get name recognition
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oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026
the cost of viability is opening either a playable malice pool or some absurd bullshit like I talked to someone who said "yeah my pool is barely playable with arknight descendency and runechant of greed" and I looked at it and he was right
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oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026
this data matches what i expected and this format is so ass ;-; wym I faced 4 malice as levia
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oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026
no officer i swear i did not do it
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oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026
wait how have they not banned EI yet
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oritart @oritart.ca · 13/09/2026
snow what the fuck
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oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026
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oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026
choose your fighter: levia with no extenders malice with no enablers viserai with no runechants 2-3 drop ready to run it back today in the showdown
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oritart @oritart.ca · 12/09/2026
for the record I said "because I'm a board state gamer"
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oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026
sleepy player ready to open unplayables and drop in deck construction
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oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026
things rotate?
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oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026
I'm so jet lagged fuck
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oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026
why is ghost thalia wearing not-ghost armour
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oritart @oritart.ca · 11/09/2026
finally a thalia for me
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oritart @oritart.ca · 26/08/2026
malice: if I do these 15 different things then I might be able to send a 4 card 6 viserai: 1 card 7. on hit discard a card, kick you in the balls, burn your house down, and turn your playgroup into commander players
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oritart @oritart.ca · 10/09/2026
elaine tries foreign snacks: seoul day 0!
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oritart @oritart.ca · 10/09/2026
herald gains the shadow talent so it becomes Actually Good
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oritart @oritart.ca · 09/09/2026
fun fact: i am sleepy
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oritart @oritart.ca · 08/09/2026
> "multiverse without suffering" > looks inside > suffering
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oritart @oritart.ca · 08/09/2026
wait where's the downside
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oritart @oritart.ca · 08/09/2026
6 7
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oritart @oritart.ca · 08/09/2026
i'm helping
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