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Captain Marble

@oriley.bsky.social
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Cheese nerd. Food geek. Canine/Feline/Equine rescue and wrangle. #Wisconsin’s Kettle Moraine

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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This blows
politico.com
Canada backtracks on seafood counter-tariffs
Ottawa had initially intended to slap 25 percent levies on U.S. seafood imports as of Sept. 8.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey everybody listen up…I just saw the weirdest thing in the wild and I have to share.. there was a woman in the passenger seat of a Cyber truck
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Technically correct if you view this in a mirror over your shoulder.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In the YE 2025 “use it or lose it” spending campaign, DOD bought $22 million in steak, lobster, and king crab.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This right here 👇👇👇
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Rep. Mark Pocan @pocan.house.gov · 31/03/2026
We need to tax the rich! Repost if you agree.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
👏👏👏
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The first two are a hard no from this progressive boomer. These times call for JB Pritzker.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Universal Basic Income would cure many societal ailments, am I right @jaredryansears.bsky.social ?
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
👇👇👇 Every catalog goes straight to the trash bin.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
An American Whorer Story.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The tyrannical government they’ve feared all along is the one advancing the social contract.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“Education is the most reliable investment America can make.”
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KneeKocker989 @kneekocker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov With all due respect, what the fuck are you two doing? We cannot afford to wait for the next election to fix this shit. If you’re not up to the task, step aside so that someone with balls can. The time for excuses is over. #DoYourJob #ActNow
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hey everyone, stop what you’re doing and read this 👇
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
In France, after the fall of Germany, Nazi sympathizers had their heads shaved, were stripped partially naked and paraded thru the streets while people spit, kicked, and threw garbage at them. This is history worth repeating.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Hey ever, shut up a second and read this.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@markpocan.bsky.social @repgwenmoore.bsky.social We’ve had enough. Have you?
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m all in for The Other Mandela
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Willie Wonka Wannabe and the head of ICE, Tom Homan, has put a price tag on humanity and my local police chief, Paul Blount, has accepted the Golden Ticket Challenge; $100,000 for finding an undocumented human in my village of 1400 people. /1
wisn.com
Palmyra police planning first-in-the-state agreement with ICE
The interim police chief said the monetary incentives to enter the agreement "could be the difference of the police department staying open."
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Americas crop farmers are the new generational welfare queens.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Perhaps this is desktop only? Does not display on a phone.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What’s interesting about a military funeral with honors for a J6 insurrectionist is Donald Trump is mentioned throughout the Epstein files.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
*BREAKING NEWS** Leader of the free world weighs in and Cracker Barrel resurrects the cracker and the barrel!! Give this man a Nobel Prize already!!
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
This blows
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
No, SnapChat. I don’t want anymore friends. Quit asking.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I think officers and agents at ICE should be thinking less about the push for quotas and more about the fact that "just following orders" is not a defense when facing a genocide tribunal.
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Buck McWilliams @buckmcw.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Geez..now they have drop off bins?
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Tying healthcare to employment is a crime against humanity.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This👇
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Tying healthcare to employment is a crime against humanity.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I read a chyron that Susan Collins is “very concerned” over the Big Bullshit Bill so she’ll definitely do the wrong thing again.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Fuck Ron Johnson
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
JFC this guy is in the Sky now? Who’s next, that lame brain Scott Walker?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
US officials concede they used both hands and a flashlight but don’t know the whereabouts of their own ass
Photo: famous dipshit Pete Hegseth

Caption: US officials concede they don’t know the whereabouts of Iran’s stockpile of near-bomb-grade uranium
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
C’mon, folks, Trump has never let intelligence get in the way of his decision making.
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Lindsey Slater @lindseyslatertv.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Today is #SHOWYOURSTRIPES Day. 🥶➡️🥵 It's a day to recognize the warming of our planet with climate stripes showing the progression over time. And guess what?
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
🤣😂🤣😂
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Disgusting.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Trump Will Regret Messing With Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Fuck Ron Johnson and his corp donors; Uline Industries ABC Supply SC Johnson & Son Ashley Furniture
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I 💕 Ann Jacobs.
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Where's Wisconsin's Bryan Steil?
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Captain Marble @oriley.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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