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BeOnIt

@originalbeonit.bsky.social
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Strong Breakfast Advocate. FAMUan. Artist-in-the-Making. Midwest girl currently wandering. Same handle across all socials

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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 13h
My tricking my kids to go shopping in Theo Jameis Maxximus and HomeG00ds by promising to look at Halloween decorations 😈
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 15h
Contractors did not show up. Did they inform me they needed to reschedule? Of course not! 😡😤😡😤😡
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 16h
I am hella brunchy. Or at least I was *stares pointedly at The Hijos*
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 16h
The thighs finally gave out on my favorite distressed jeans 😞
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 18h
Zygotes and grandpas and squishies - all the types I DO NOT want noticing me 😭😭😭
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 18h
Good morning! Let me see if I can get a cup of coffee in while the house is like it is
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Sophie Scholl @moller2025.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lest we forget....
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now, I’m not opposed to a lil hair on a man’s chest. But only a lil. And it can’t be any beedeebees either
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The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇 @biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Never let your spouse stop you from finding the love of your life
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I looked cute in a baseball cap. I was made to wear fitteds w/ a long ponytail. Alas, it was never meant to be
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mutual physical attraction. Flirting is natural & engaging. Physical excitement even w/o sexual/intimate touch. And for me I am “aware” of a person in a way very different from other ppl. And in conversation, they seem to have the same perspectives about intimacy I do (re: kissing, cuddling, etc)
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having good pussy ain’t my concern, you better get yours before I get mine. This all the pussy I came here with, make it enough
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wouldn’t care if a man faked a nut. I still beat, loser!
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yall, I did the most WM thing ever applying for one particular role. If that’s what God has for me I’m all for it! 🤩🤩
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@arrogantade.blacksky.app Hello there! Do you happen to know a good family law/probate attorney licensed in FL? Need it for my husband‘s family
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quaithe of the shadow asshai @clarkconquers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See, this couldn’t fly over here. So many Black Americans including me have lineages that are deeper and more entrenched than most white Americans whose ancestors either immigrated illegally or went through Ellis Island and white folks still try to talk shit
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mother in law is out being fast and I’m about to go to sleep & tell her stay with her friends. (I’m absolutely not going to do that but I’m tempted)
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is awesome 😂😂😂
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most self-absorbed woman I know has to share a bday with her diva of a daughter and I think that’s hilarious 😂😂😂
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have met many men. Engineering undergrad, career in IT, tech, manufacturing. Can count on one hand the number of naturally dominant (☝🏽NOT domineering) men on one hand.
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Furious Floridian @lmh82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men don't see it. Because they don't experience it.
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Monday - Thursday. I hate doing real work on a Friday.
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hijo Grande missed the bus this morning. Given the circumstances, I told him we needed a realignment of priorities. Why this joker bust out crying?
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Dee @dee4ever.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi, I am a veteran SC teacher and I am In need of T shirts for my students to wear at school for Breast Cancer Awareness. Will you repost to help? www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was a big fine at the fair earlier. Not usually my type of hype but he def was pleasant eye candy 😁
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t expect a man to sock bitches in the face if they try to fight me in front of him. But. I do expect you to mush a hoe to the ground bout me. I shouldn’t even get to throw a punch if I’m out with a man tbh
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Does socking him for having a bitch get in my face count?
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quiet as it’s kept if I were single again a man might (would 😆) judge me for the dearth of pics/art in my home. Analysis paralysis keeps me from selecting something so I just leave it plain 😭😭😭
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only man whose home I marveled at was a sophomore who lived off campus and his place looked like it was professionally staged (his mom was an interior designer). Past college, grown up has always been the standard.
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, it’s still 80 degrees. Aren’t you Nigerian? They loved having 3-4 buttons undone
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Timeline sync @essencesimmone.blacksky.app @ceepain.bsky.social
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Trillespie @trillespie.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
The fact that your kids can ask for the moon because they know you’re gonna bring them what little slice of it you can is EVERYTHING. Especially when you couldn’t ask yourself.
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Stress that man out today
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had soooooo many plans for today. I got thru about half 🤷🏽‍♀️ Going to count it as a win because they were the highest priority 🤩
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright, let me get on this to do list I’ve been avoiding
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hubby put the first Halloween decoration out so now it’s time to get spooky 🎃
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also shout out to the YN who checked his friend (both adults) for trying to talk to a preteen girl. I’m talking about yoked his ass up!
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somebody’s toddler adopted me at the trampoline park earlier 🥰 I almost miss that age. Almost.
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been in men’s business all damn day 😒😩😩 I would say I hate it but I’m the one who uses tools the most in this home. And contractors have been FLAKY as hell lately
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been working to repair my sink all friggin day. At the 90% mark. ALL OF THE 🥬 and 🍸🍹 will be consumed tonight!!
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning yall! This man has given the dog nothing but table food the past three days. Guess what the dog is doing now to its full bowl of soft food? 🙃
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He sent me back upstairs 😭😭😭
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m up & bored. I’d go downstairs to hubby’s office but he’s working and I would distract him
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another nail popped off. Guess I’m moving my appt to tomorrow 😒
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Bout to have a slice of key lime pie with raspberries. If this man say a gahtdang word about it I might crash out
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Boneless Wings…Lover @coachd21.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Women are so creative. These are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- Told my main about the side - Tried to fight me - Dirty macked (didn’t work) - Hated from the sidelines for a man that I was just friends with (no interest on either side) - Blocked a promotion ( she ended up getting fired after i left)
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hijo Grande saw that & started scheming 😂😂
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BeOnIt @originalbeonit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn’t tuck my Bloom can deep enough in the door cubby & that bish popped out and rolled it‘s ass right on down the sewer drain 😩😂😂
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