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Orange Isopod

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Watching government lies leak into your empty eyes from the tv, and winner’s history

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
In my family I’m both!
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I used to have a cat that would curl up next to me when I played uke and same for my boyfriend when he’d play guitar <3
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You aren’t any of those things, except probably actually 42. The rest- lies
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I was scrolling the comments looking for this and after 30 or so yours is the only one I found so far…
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
:(
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Tim Walz was everything more centrist republicans used to say they want- they still found problems with him. They’ll find issues with anyone who isn’t a maga republican.
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
As if he were this cool
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Replacing 3rd rate artists with 45th rate president
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Look for moths :)
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Walk
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
New friends
Red panda isopods
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I put my toilet paper that way and one time it turned into an argument with my psycho ex roommate
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This one looks like it is already having a bad day. Tired
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Studies where they tracked outdoor cats found that a lot of cats do that! Your own precious outdoor cat might have a few different “homes”
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That’s not a homeless cat, that is OP’s cat. Now.
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Trying to relax on the couch…
A cat staring down at you, feels like it’s the last thing you’re ever going to experience
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
😍
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
People often say cats are aloof. In fact, I was just reading someone saying that when I looked up to see what my cat was doing…
My cat, staring intensely at me
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
<3
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Is it me or is Jesus seducing Trump?
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
They don’t care if people are employed, they just want the poors to die and to funnel the money into the military
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a helmet is looking at the camera with the words `` desire to know more intensifies '' written below him .
Alt: Rico from starship troopers and it says below him ``desire to know more intensifies”.
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Saying America is back right here Sounds like he’s admitting America wasn’t doin real well Guys… I’m starting to get the feeling he actually isn’t playing 4D chess
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Back at the time they would ask me to come with them to family functions so the rest of the family wouldn’t know
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My parents kicked me out when I was 14 To this day on the rare occasion it comes up they will say I “ran away” so that they don’t look like bad parents - I was just a bad kid. A couple years ago my mom said it when I was visiting and she had friends over. I called her out in front of them
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It ended up actually being 7 spiky, not 5. I miscounted
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Based on his rear bumper you’re only endangering yourself
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’d tell you I already know from experience
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m gonna guess at least half of the 4 in 10 that don’t say it is a problem have those headlights and don’t want to admit they’re a problem
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
P sure that goes for all cultures
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I am starting to get to the point where I suspect I have Too many panda kings. This is just a small subset. On the other side of the tank there’s probably over 100 babies and juveniles hanging out in the bigger moss patch
A ton of panda king isopods
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think something x-rated is going on here. It’s hard to tell in the pic but it is 5 spiky pineapples
5 spiky pineapple isopods all curled up together but I don’t think they’re cuddling…
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I do that too, and to fall asleep Put it just loud enough where I have to try in order to hear it so eventually my brain stops trying Sometimes Other times my brain is a real asshole and keeps me awake
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He often admits the illegal shit he does without any repercussions so why would he suddenly stop now?
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When you say “waiting” to be experimented on, it kinda sounds like you are looking forward to it. I don’t want to crush your dreams
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I can’t unsee him as her now
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
From what I Heard but have not independently researched myself He pretty much confirmed it is true
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
How can anyone justify thinking they shouldn’t be released unless it was to protect Trump/pedophiles
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A fine is only a punishment if you’re poor.
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Guess what! That dream will be reality soon enough
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Heated blanket - then they snuggle too
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I missed you.
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is the kind of thing I want to see more of
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Even leaked doesn’t matter much bc this admin won’t do anything about it. They’ll just claim it is fake
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
England has the Epstein files. I assume other countries do as well bc I’ve heard claims but I haven’t looked into it personally
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
So glamorous!
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I graduated high school that year
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Older than a sega genesis 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Next they’re going to be sending measles blankets
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
If it makes you feel better, tony hawk has quite the collection of stories about people not recognizing him including when he said his name at the airport or something like that and someone commented “like the skater” and still didn’t put two and two together
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