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Orange Isopod

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Watching government lies leak into your empty eyes from the tv, and winner’s history

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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
New friends
Red panda isopods
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
People often say cats are aloof. In fact, I was just reading someone saying that when I looked up to see what my cat was doing…
My cat, staring intensely at me
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I am starting to get to the point where I suspect I have Too many panda kings. This is just a small subset. On the other side of the tank there’s probably over 100 babies and juveniles hanging out in the bigger moss patch
A ton of panda king isopods
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think something x-rated is going on here. It’s hard to tell in the pic but it is 5 spiky pineapples
5 spiky pineapple isopods all curled up together but I don’t think they’re cuddling…
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It’s insane how many people I’ve seen call Crockett “low IQ” lately Besides being an overall stupid insult bc IQ tests only cover a narrow definition of intelligence That woman has a law degree I’d put money on it that 99% of the people who use “low IQ” as an insult barely passed high school
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It was pointed out to me that we are already a form of the people in pluribus bc we have all the knowledge of others at hand, we just aren’t all one together There just are multiple hive minds It isn’t sitting well with me
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Well when you put it like that…
Abridged txt:
If someone was accused of fucking goats by over 30 people, dropped hints he’s into fucking goats, ran goat pagents, was best friends with a goat fucker who trafficked goats, and wished other goat fuckers well in prison- what are the odds they’re also a goat fucker?
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is how I’ve felt talking to my friends the last decade and what’s been going on the last week or so (Even after troops were first deployed to cites they still said I was overreacting….)
A post where someone lists the years since 2016 (except 2022 and 2023)
And after each year it says “you’re overreacting” until you get to 2026, it says “well there was no way of knowing it would get this bad…”
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I hate how often I find myself wondering Upon some new bullshit trump says or posts “Is he really that stupid or is he purposely lying bc his cultists are that stupid?” Bc most of the time it really could go either way both are stupid but he is also a rampant liar
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Mood
A drawing in the style of and possibly from hundreds of years ago- I am no art expert- depicting a cat with a dick and balls in its mouth. Reaching from out of the frame is an arm holding a fish, trying to persuade the cat
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I’m not a Chicagoan anymore, but it is always in my heart
Sign at a hot dog restaurant in Chicago called the weiner circle reads
“F__k
T__mp
We can
Redact too”
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Saw rumors, decided to check it out myself And downdetector is showing an awful lot of Grindr outages today in Arizona. It is the biggest blue smudge on the map by a long shot. I’m sure this has nothing to do with the Republican event 😏
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I could go for a cappuccino
Cappuccino isopod on a leaf
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My camera isn’t good enough to catch the spikes on this little pineapple
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If Mike Lindell runs for gov god I hope I get to see him fail spectacularly
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Hanging out where the moss is greener on the other side of the tank
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Trump is calling for the execution of Congress members. This is seriously fucked up
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Watching a video of a 1 year old baby girl having water poured on her face while she cries bc tear gas was sprayed into the car she was in is absolutely horrifying and FUCK ICE
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Rollin with the homies
Rubber ducky isopods
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Does anyone remember (it was awhile ago, subjectively) When “Trump for President” was a joke bc he was clearly just a rich idiot? This was back before Fox argued in court that they are entertainment, not news. But their viewers missed that second and here we are today And now he’s a demented idiot
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Dirty talk but it's only lines from Starship Troopers
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
No kings
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Sweet baby
Cat in my lap
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 18/10/2025
I like my country the same way I like my whiskey. no ice.
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Just duckin’ around
Rubber ducky isopodRubber ducky isopod
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
MAGA FOUND SOME BULLETS
AT THE CRIME SCENE...
7 BULLETS WITH THESE WORDS INSCRIBED ON THEM:
I’M WOKE, I’M DEFINITELY NOT MAGA, I’M SUPER TRANS, I HEART ANTIFA, SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT MAGA, MORE ABORTION, KAMALA WON.
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The very stable genius doesn’t know how to pronounce acetaminophen Sigh
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Wonder how long it’ll be before they ban Bluesky
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It is almost funny that the right is getting mad at people for quoting Charlie Kirk, saying it makes him look bad. Mmm pretty sure he made himself look bad, you just didn’t care when he actually said it. You only care now bc it makes you look bad for pretending he was a saint
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Protest sign that says “go ahead… Chicago drinks tear gas by the ounce” and it has a picture of a Malort bottle
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It is captioned “JD Vance waiting for the announcement” and it is a picture of Mac from it’s always sunny, when he is the night man
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Some of my friends were wandering about tonight
Rubber ducky isopodRubber ducky isopod
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Recently I’ve seen several posts about Kristi noem that have nothing to do with her South Park appearance yet are using the melting-face South Park version of her instead of a real picture And this pleases me
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Two tumblr posts - the top, from writing-prompt-s: The Anti Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn't worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven so we didn't notice that either. We've been living in Hell for the last 5 years and no one has noticed, yet.
The reply, from probsjosh- "Oh I didn't realize this was a writing prompt"
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🦋 ~Bindi~ 🦋 @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Ghislaine is not a victim
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Orange Isopod @orangeisopod.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
GOP now stands for Gross Ole Pedos
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