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@orangecatsystems.bsky.social
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 1h
You joke, but I’d use all of my holodeck time on this.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 1h
Lmao
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Яндекс @yandex • 22h
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Hello everyone, I'm Dima Pirogov, head of Yandex's fintech division.
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This morning, another Yandex data center— our services' home—was damaged. Because of this, many of you still can't check your balance, pay for a purchase, or transfer your money.
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Fire Point Y @FirePointUA • 21h 5 ...
Dima, have you tried turning it off and on again?
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 5h
Whelp, if anyone needs me, I’ll be crumbling into dust
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 19h
Not angry, just disappointed.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’ll miss hearing what Steve from Dallas Oblast thinks.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Happy Throw Bricks at Fascists Day to all who celebrate. May your aim be true!
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Normally they blur a murder this graphic
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trains on the water! Now you’ve got me and my partner in!
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There used to be an amazing independent video store in metro Detroit. I got a brand new copy of the DS9 pilot there as well as star wars in Japanese by accident.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Laserdisc covers were so cool. My uncle had a player when I was young, and they just seemed like The Future(tm)
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll have to try it the next time I’m out there. The last time I was there it was a day trip from Portland, and I didn’t venture too far from the train station other than the connections museum.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There was a time I thought that making executions truly public would end them. I can’t believe I was so naive to believe if people could see the cruelty, that would be the end of it. Now I realize they’d not only sell tickets, but people would gamble on the suffering and call it a prediction.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So was Detroit. The city and the suburbs couldn’t work together at all and it died. Only thing we got out of it was the people mover.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep, he went out for cigarettes and never came back. Crazy.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m in. I read a few novels set between TMP and Wrath of Kahn, and I’m still a little mad we didn’t get to see more of that as phase 2.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Best money I’ve spent this week. Support your fellow shitposters!
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oddly enough I remember hearing that song a lot on the radio, but now that’s the only part of it I can recall.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*on
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking Kmart ass, assistant principal with a chip oh his shoulder suit. In second thought, maybe it’s appropriate after all.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a fine line between spending time with family and wishing you died in a warehouse fire seventeen years ago.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keep him away from open flames. Motherfucker is a grease fire waiting to happen
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cujo for me. I wasn’t a big fan of dogs as a kid, and I think it might have been among my parents many mistakes to encourage 8yo me to read it
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude looks like his whole heads been under a bandaid for a month
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’ve ever thought your house didn’t have enough egg and toilet paper on it, these are a great idea
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Realtors have ruined houses. People are more worried about the resale value than building what they want when they can build their own, and everyone else is stuck with the bare minimum that will sell.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
XP only seems decent because people remember SP3 after Vista was so bad. Pre SP1, it was a joke. I stayed with 2000 for forever.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell on Wheels, Mad Men, and Breaking Bad all seem to be set in different eras of the same dystopian country. Oh wait…
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First they came for the crypto bros, and I said nothing, as I’d already passed out from laughing too hard.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, but computers break when you pee on ‘em. We got this.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Want to pass that along to some of the people in your party? I got a bunch of AI Slop in the mail from Rep. Carter, and she’s been doing it for weeks.
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 01/10/2026
it's the least mind-boggling thing i've ever heard; it's a connect-the-dots with two dots.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clearly, the senator from Kentucky has set precedent for a corpse holding office.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I figured he’d lose to anyone with a pulse, but I think that’s even negotiable at this point.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did YOU remember to bully your elected representatives today?
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As well you should
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My my my, if it isn’t the consequences of his own actions.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In all seriousness, your posts about the messy cases are something I look forward to on a bad work day. I’m in to buy the first year if you’ve got a PayPal link.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People who purchase friends in college should be taunted and shamed as the losers they are.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s a weird sex thing for the two of them, and no one will convince me otherwise. I won’t kink shame, but the rest of us didn’t consent to their humiliation fetish.
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love blocking both sides of an argument for being insufferable
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So many FUBARed trucks incoming. I know so many drivers and owners who blame all of life’s problems on low sulfur fuel, and this is about to be a very expensive lesson to the contrary.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What good is owning the Tower of London if you’re not going to have a few CEOs thrown from it?
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What this thread has taught me is that Connecticut’s island are named by 13 year olds, and, honestly, good for them.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Would not want to be on Superior this year. Especially under a US flag. She’s probably pissed the states are fucking around with her little sister’s name.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trains. There are a lot of us on the internet.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Evangelical Christianity?
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate that I understand this.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, I once brought my own mug and poured their coffee in it. Gotta make yourself memorable.
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orangecatsystems.bsky.social @orangecatsystems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, that was a jump scare
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