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Kristian Nygård

@optipess.bsky.social

574 followers 71 following 137 posts

Creator of Optipess www.optipess.com www.patreon.com/optipess

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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

People are buzzing about a new Hellraiser game. Here’s a related comic!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Happy World Mental Health Day!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

End Credits

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every Morning

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

New Optipess comic! “New Design!”

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy Batman Day!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Optipess Archive Dive! “Monstrous Contact” www.patreon.com/optipess

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

New Optipess comic! “The Wanderer”

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Optipess Archive Dive! “TitsMcGee4782”

Panel 1: The Optipess glasses guy sits at a laptop, looking alarmed as two stern-looking men in dark uniforms enter through an open door behind him. A speech bubble from them shouts, “TitsMcGee4782!” The man turns toward them and nervously asks, “Y-yes?”
Panel 2: One of the uniformed men points accusingly at the glasses guy while asking whether, on March 26, 2014, he posted on an IT tech-support forum begging for help with a very specific computer problem. Glasses guy nervously gestures with his hands and admits, “Uh... yep.”
Panel 3: The interrogator asks whether the man then followed up two hours later by saying, “never mind, I figured it out,” leaving no useful information for anyone who might find the post in the future. Glasses guy shrugs and replies, “Maybe!”
Panel 4: The man is shown tied to a guillotine with his head protruding through the opening. His eyes are wide with fear and his mouth is open in distress. A crowd is visible in the background, while a rope hangs along the right side. Someone is about to pull the rope and release the blade.

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

New Optipess comic! "FIFA World Fuckup"

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

A Comic for Sustenance

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

String Theory

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Happy Star Wars Day! [Insert Star Wars theme here]

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

New Optipess comic! “Portal Priorities”

Four panel comic. Panel 1: The Optipess guy discovers a Portal Gun from the Portal games. Panel 2: The Optipess guy demonstrates the portal ability by entering an orange portal while exiting a blue portal. Panel 3: The Optipess guy holds up the Portal Gun in triumph. The possibilities are endless! Panel 4: The Optipess guy is lazily seated in a lounge chair, reaching through a portal with its exit portal next to the fridge, unfortunately with the fridge contents still out of reach. He utters “Nhghn”, with the speech bubble tail going through the portals.
(By the way, another thing probably also just out of reach even with a portal gun - the Steam Machine.)

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Happy Alien Day, dear reader!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Happy Earth Day, dear reader!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

How to Reveal Your Inner Self

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Mondays

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Current Worries

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

New Optipess comic! “Final Destination“

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Happy Easter, dear reader!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It’s that time of year again… An Optipess classic emerges from the depths!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

An awesome new Neurosis album just released (with Aaron Turner on vocals)! Here is a somewhat related comic from the Optipess archives. 🤘

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Happy #NationalPuppyDay!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Jason vs March 13th

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Freddy vs Jason

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

New Optipess comic! ”Captain Untouchable”

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

It’s been four years since the last time, time to clean your filthy af apartment again.

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

New Optipess comic! "How to Hide a Body"

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

An older comic, somehow relevant again. ✅

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

His shift has ended

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Happy Christmas, dear reader!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

New Optipess comic! "Everyone" www.patreon.com/optipess

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Frankenstein (2025) Dir: Guillermo del Toro

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Happy Halloween, dear reader!

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Optipess Archive Dive! Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

New Optipess comic! "The Whale Truth"

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

#WorldMentalHealthDay

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

New Optipess comic! "Schrödinger's Pardon"

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

New Optipess comic! "Schrödinger's Pardon" www.patreon.com/optipess

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

New Optipess comic! "Billionaire Afterlife"

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

New Optipess comic! "Exposition Torture"

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

New Optipess comic! "Seeing Red" www.patreon.com/optipess

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Jason vs June 13th It's still Friday the 13th, right? Be safe out there! Tip: Be sure to stock up on allergy medication if you're going on a killing spree.

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

New Optipess comic! "Triggered" www.patreon.com/optipess

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

A timely Star War from the Optipess archives. #maythefourthbewithyou

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

An educational comic from the Optipess archives. It's called "Ctulu Fhtagn".

Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

The Easter Queen