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Kristian Nygård

@optipess.bsky.social
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Creator of Optipess www.optipess.com www.patreon.com/optipess

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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every Morning
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Optipess comic! “New Design!”
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Optipess comic! “New Design!”
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Optipess Archive Dive! “Monstrous Contact” www.patreon.com/optipess
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New Optipess comic! “The Wanderer”
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Optipess Archive Dive! “TitsMcGee4782”
Panel 1: The Optipess glasses guy sits at a laptop, looking alarmed as two stern-looking men in dark uniforms enter through an open door behind him. A speech bubble from them shouts, “TitsMcGee4782!” The man turns toward them and nervously asks, “Y-yes?”
Panel 2: One of the uniformed men points accusingly at the glasses guy while asking whether, on March 26, 2014, he posted on an IT tech-support forum begging for help with a very specific computer problem. Glasses guy nervously gestures with his hands and admits, “Uh... yep.”
Panel 3: The interrogator asks whether the man then followed up two hours later by saying, “never mind, I figured it out,” leaving no useful information for anyone who might find the post in the future. Glasses guy shrugs and replies, “Maybe!”
Panel 4: The man is shown tied to a guillotine with his head protruding through the opening. His eyes are wide with fear and his mouth is open in distress. A crowd is visible in the background, while a rope hangs along the right side. Someone is about to pull the rope and release the blade.
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VR Games Showcase @vrgamesshowcase.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👾 So... how 'bout that System Shock VR trailer, huh? 👾 😁 The 2023 remake of the classic game, adapted for VR 💪 Full VR controls & reloading 🥽 Coming to PS VR2, SteamVR & Quest Watch the full reveal, straight from VRGS: buff.ly/0FkznhR
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New Optipess comic! "FIFA World Fuckup"
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Mondays
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Happy Pride!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A Comic for Sustenance
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
String Theory
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Star Wars Day! [Insert Star Wars theme here]
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
New Optipess comic! “Portal Priorities”
Four panel comic. Panel 1: The Optipess guy discovers a Portal Gun from the Portal games. Panel 2: The Optipess guy demonstrates the portal ability by entering an orange portal while exiting a blue portal. Panel 3: The Optipess guy holds up the Portal Gun in triumph. The possibilities are endless! Panel 4: The Optipess guy is lazily seated in a lounge chair, reaching through a portal with its exit portal next to the fridge, unfortunately with the fridge contents still out of reach. He utters “Nhghn”, with the speech bubble tail going through the portals.
(By the way, another thing probably also just out of reach even with a portal gun - the Steam Machine.)
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Happy Alien Day, dear reader!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Earth Day, dear reader!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
How to Reveal Your Inner Self
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Mondays
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Current Worries
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
New Optipess comic! “Final Destination“
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Happy Easter, dear reader!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It’s that time of year again… An Optipess classic emerges from the depths!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
An awesome new Neurosis album just released (with Aaron Turner on vocals)! Here is a somewhat related comic from the Optipess archives. 🤘
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Happy #NationalPuppyDay!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Jason vs March 13th
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Freddy vs Jason
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
New Optipess comic! ”Captain Untouchable”
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
An older comic, somehow relevant again. ✅
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s been four years since the last time, time to clean your filthy af apartment again.
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
New Optipess comic! "How to Hide a Body"
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
New Optipess comic! "Workout Motivation"
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
An older comic, somehow relevant again. ✅
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
His shift has ended
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Happy Christmas, dear reader!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Finished Routine - and yes, the 13 year long wait was worth it! What an amazing horror experience. Loved every second of being completely terrified on the moon.
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Raw Fury | RIVAGE OUT NOW @rawfury.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
ROUTINE is officially out, and the team at Lunar Software has shared a new devblog exploring the game’s journey. Complete with a full timeline and a special message for players: store.steampowered.com/news/app/606...
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
New Optipess comic! "Everyone" www.patreon.com/optipess
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
There are crazy rumors floating around about Half Life 3 getting announced soon, maybe sometime next week… 🤔 Until then, this comic from 10 years ago still holds true!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
After watching the first two episodes of Pluribus I am now fully prepared to let this show become my entire identity for the next few months.
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Frankenstein (2025) Dir: Guillermo del Toro
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween, dear reader!
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Retro-futuristic survival horror with VHS aesthetics is my very specific favorite genre of video games. 😭
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Optipess Archive Dive! Here's a comic about finding your ghoulmate. 🩵
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
New Optipess comic! "The Whale Truth"
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It’s still Monday the 13th, right?
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
New Optipess comic! "Schrödinger's Pardon"
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
New Optipess comic! "Schrödinger's Pardon" www.patreon.com/optipess
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Kristian Nygård @optipess.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Apologies to all my billionaire followers on Facebook I’ve clearly offended with this comic.
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