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Brandon

@optimismprime01.bsky.social
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he/him. big ol nerd of: music/guitar, ttrpgs, pc games, sf/fantasy, politics, food. not here for followers, if i don't follow you you'll get blocked.

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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 23h
our opsec is clean
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 23h
Rather than play the "what he said/what he meant" game with Trump's comments about LA and San Diego being nuked, let's reckon with the fact that the president is so cognitively impaired and incoherent that we have to discuss comments he made about LA and San Diego being nuked.
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's like the old saying, when the only tool you have is gen ai, nothing looks like a nail
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the purpose is to justify the ai spend, lol
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the gym for your brain is DOING THE KNOWLEGE WORK YOURSELF DUMBASSES
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is too niche, but my man looks like the only thing he knows about roguelikes is the berlin interpretation
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and now i'm caught up on the news forever, thanks
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...
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Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)
The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be
Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network
YouTube video by The Onion
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and tomorrow his shirt will be red because otto-grok told him red was now in
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Dropout Dropout Tv
Alt: Mike trapp of um actually saying the name of the show and the main rule; that you have to correct a statement with the phrase um actually to get the point
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i mean i've seen it again since then, i should know that
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i remember it differently. (but yeah, i guess my kid memory mixed up the asteroid field with a ship graveyard. good correction!)
pompous dbag captain hammer, played nathan fillion, looking like a pompous dbag
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jail
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tng: booby trap got me big time, this huge graveyard of ships. it's the future, they're more advanced, how did they get stranded?
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fourth grade, michael crichton's the andromeda stain fucked me RIGHT up in the intro, just the image of a cleanup crew hearing a baby crying and an old man walking around... finally read it in high school.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 04/10/2026
Honestly at this point the Democrats should probably be petitioning the networks to carry Trump rallies live.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
legitimately looking forward to this street fighter movie. if it isn’t stupid fun i will be very disappointed
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I don't want the government giving things to me, see"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Historians: What the fuck are you talking about, you insane clown?
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GOP lawmaker: Nixon was ‘couped out of office,’ ‘framed’ during Watergate
Rep. Riley Moore (R-W.Va.) said Thursday that former President Nixon was “absolutely couped out of office” and added that he was “framed” during the infamous Watergate scandal. “We now know more ab…
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kelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus Christ, yes all fucking men.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is 2006, and Karl Rove is mocking people for calling Republicans "Nazis" It is 2026, and Karl Rove is encouraging people to call Republicans "Nazis"
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the problem is that everyone currently developing AI seems to be a believer in Roko's Basilisk
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Saturday
Michael Tracey: “Go fuck yourself”

Jared: “Buddy I would rather drive off a bridge than live the life you make for yourself”
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
.....is it dead...?
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's such a good podcast
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is actually an excellent idea @jaredlholt.bsky.social
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are a lot of Trump officials who need to be impeached, but Russell Vought -- the quarterback of all the Project 2025 fuckery and a central player in the administration's overreach -- really needs to be at the top of the list.
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Highly-placed government officials are working overtime on a totalitarian takeover of the election to consolidate power for a man who spent last night claiming Iran has dual-use nuclear facilities and drug labs, and who literally does not remember things he talked about an hour ago. Wild stuff.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Depression Quest (if you know you know)
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Office Jim Halpert's Oh Shit Reaction
Alt: The Office Jim Halpert's Oh Shit Reaction
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this guy ain't it yall
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not so much an October surprise as an October yes that sounds right
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He’s going to use nukes before it’s all over. People need to wake up
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on, Pete, show us how your warrior fighters do kinetic asskicking without the beardos and weirdos slowing you down. If anyone can do it, you can, Major Fuckup.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone should tell President Trump that the best way to turn the Iran War around and stick it to the Democrats this fall is to have Pete Hegseth lead an infantry charge that they'll air on live TV.
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm sorry does this guy think he won 86% of the popular vote?
Why should Americans believe that you respect the free press when you're restricting access to the White House to some of our colleagues? 

Because I do respect the free press, but I don't respect fake news. I'll give you an example. CNN and MSDNC, which is MS Now—they changed the name because it does so poorly. But I won the election. I won it handily by massive numbers. I won the popular vote. I won all seven swing states. They said if you won three swing states, I won all seven. I won the counties. It's very important, 86% popular vote. Everything, and very conclusively, I haven't had a good story on CNN for years. They're incapable of being—they're fake news. Same thing on MS NOW.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
"you'll probably have to fight robots over concert tickets and booking appointments" we already have this problem?
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@cmteague.bsky.social
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And somehow people were convinced *I* was the biggest nerd on the Vikings
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michael Tracey is forcing himself back into the news cycle discourse in his own predictably disgusting ways, so here’s a link to the longform biographical episode we put out about him earlier this year with @robertsilverman.bsky.social. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
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110: Who the Hell is Michael Tracey? feat. Bobby Silverman
Podcast Episode · Posting Through It · June 1 · 2h 31m
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look we can't expect these people to remember how to write their name, they've got ultra-mega-extra-ultra-super-duper-intelligence to do that for them
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the power play would be to rewrite the whole thing like "my man (born 1972) is an American historian and a professor of history at Princeton University."
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
life comes at you fast
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s it for me tonight. I’ve had enough.
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Brynn Tannehill @brynntannehill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was always a grift. Tying for 5th was the best thing that ever happened to her.
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Brandon @optimismprime01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A+ alt text
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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All this used to be fields @solveforgenx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt just invented the Gotchme Question
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